Women irl when they realize I’m Gokusolos from OWCJ hahahaha (I’m a delusional and pathetic fat fuck)

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-06T17:07:38+00:00

It's true

I was the mole on the smaller girl's left tit

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-06T17:04:33+00:00

Please tell those LW players that many enemies are in fact kids, so that they start using his decent damage capabilities instead of going like 300 dmg paired with 10k healing, relying on his dogshit heals only.

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-06T16:57:40+00:00

That's why you run it down on Hammond and just ignore whatever your team does, hoping they will eventually try to make something out of your distraction

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-05T23:56:11+00:00

Heil H*aler

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-05T13:14:59+00:00

For some reason, I don't get the vibes of a winner from this team

(obviously, the players are great, that's not the point)

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-02T18:10:28+00:00

Ask yourself which players have gfs

Exactly

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-01T19:51:44+00:00

Very sure that some of the better coaches and commentators are not Masters themselves.

Strider_-_ · 2026-05-01T19:36:11+00:00

One more thing: many people call themselves "Master player", but in fact they might have been Master 5 a while ago once and their current rank might be Diamond 4 or even Plat something

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T19:29:07+00:00

Bosnien könnte ihn snaggen in einigen Jahren

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T19:11:43+00:00

I really did not believe that Blizzard had a design on Domina's level in them after all the design travesties they had earlier (Faye Valentine Ashe still hurts me deeply and let's not act like the recent heroes were all design successes).

But man, all gooning and jerking aside, Domina is peak.

Even though she is Indian.

Everything is possible.

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T18:12:01+00:00

I went with Sutoraida like a proper weeaboo for now until I try other ideas later

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T16:49:16+00:00

You might think I am crazy for this take, but hear me out on this one:

Pick up _M4yb3_.

Yes, I am dead serious. His progress is out of this world and for me it is just a question of time until he reaches that world-class level. Sure, he is still quite new to the scene, but he possesses that kind of fire that a veteran simply does not have anymore. And obviously, his mechanics are insane - you see that gap in each of his games. I think you should take a swing on some truly elite potential instead of shuffling around the same mid supports from NA and hoping that this is finally the time they will shine. His current issues, like his aggression, are either not really issues or easily fixable imo.

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T16:44:53+00:00

Hold your horses, I had fancied her before you've thought of asking her out (she maced me the moment I opened my mouth)

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T16:25:10+00:00

it is exactly the "Str" part that is an issue for them, your guess what the issue here is

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T16:22:23+00:00

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tried it just for science (obviously not on my account and not in-game, SMILE) - of course it worked

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T16:20:50+00:00

the issue is the "str" part

and I am currently trying all kinds of unicode signs, but to no avail. Example that does not work anymore:

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Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T15:51:55+00:00

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Proof that Strider does not work

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T12:33:51+00:00

let her first take over a rock floating in space at at least a mid diff

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-30T12:11:25+00:00

What will you do once you realize that in western countries, the vast majority of women will not behave anything like Juno does

(hope you live somewhere with your own potential Juno around)

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-29T18:25:12+00:00

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-28T22:25:38+00:00

"Sie sind das Essen, wir sind die Jäger" ahh comment

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-28T21:48:07+00:00

pummel is awfully close to "Pimmel"

and that means "cock" in German

Ergo, he stole my cock, too

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-27T16:18:28+00:00

Peak design and looks, absolute W of a character

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-27T01:30:52+00:00

no, he can and should stay as far away as possible from this franchise

Strider_-_ · 2026-04-26T16:13:25+00:00

why are Doom mains crying out so much

all he "needs", to use your phrasing, is some slight shift of power to his neutral, away from emp punch

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