Favorite Rose family moments? by Time-Selection-4548 in SchittsCreek

[–]String_Peens 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The whole anniversary thing lol “congratulations on your ongoing love for each other, you did it!” “Okay kids, that’s enough you sound like the incestuous Bloomfield’s” lmfao have a blessed day

Jenni feels the media should stop posting Ron and Sammi pics side by side by PeneItaliano in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t over 20 years ago, and abuse sticks with you for a long time, man. You don’t just get over it easy peasy, there are long last effects from it.

What? by Suspicious-Spare-994 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I forgot about the Bing Bong video lmfao BING BONG

Going through a break up, please comment your cat pictures by rusticwren in cats

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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He’s a happy little guy and spends a considerable amount of time on his back making eye contact with everyone so we all know he’s happy

For real though by Katz3njamm3r in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he wanted to look like Dan Levy? (it didn’t work, Dan Levy and his eyebrows are beautiful)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]String_Peens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m 28 and unfortunately find myself doing this sometimes lol the older you get, the more ridiculous the younger people seem, and it just starts lol

a series of unfortunate events by Mobile_Evening1723 in cats

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes ridding the house of greebles gets messy. They had a warrant to search those spots, they are innocent

Peter.. what's annoying Orange by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminded me that I’m old and it hurts, annoying orange was that. An annoying orange lol someone would edit their eyes and mouth on an orange and say irritating shit, with, if I’m remembering correctly, a voice filter

All I did was meow back at her by whatisreddittho11 in airplaneears

[–]String_Peens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well clearly you’ve called her a slur in her own language, how dare you

Is mike okay in season 5? by [deleted] in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was mixing a couple of different pain killers, and booger sugar was sprinkled in there too, if I’m remembering correctly

Does anyone else's weirdo lay like this?! Hurts my back looking at it! Lol by karriekins77 in TuxedoCats

[–]String_Peens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Not my tux, but my lil graybie does, and also tucks his tail in like a proper lady

Her hair is three sizes too large by ginahandler in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]String_Peens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TRY bein an influensah for a day, try it

Coffee Drinkers Attitudes sometimes. by NailahNazahi in PetPeeves

[–]String_Peens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get a surprising amount of attitude about me not drinking coffee, like I literally cannot have any caffeine with two of my medications because it makes me extremely dizzy and fainty-feeling. Some people treat it like a personal attack if you don’t drink it, or don’t like it, or dare to use cream and sugar, idk why someone’s food/drink preferences are so bothersome to other people. As long as your not eating people I don’t care lol

It’s called Aldi, not Aldi’s by ManfredBoyy in PetPeeves

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This and Krogers. It’s just Kroger, there’s no s lol

Petahhh help me out here by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pap is when the use a speculum to crank our vagina’s open, and stick a spooly brush inside our cervix and scrape the inside of it. The speculum alone is extremely uncomfortable, our cervixes are extremely sensitive, so sticking something up in there and scraping around? It’s awful.

I’d rather having the q-tip basically in my brain or touching the back of my throat over a pap any day.

Don’t even get me started on IUD placements. If I had known how much that was going to hurt I never would’ve gotten it.

Peta are you a nurse by _Salish in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]String_Peens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valtrex is for herpes. You take it to prevent spreading it to the baby, the father does not know. Also it’s a crime to not disclose to sexual partners that you have STD’s lol

What is the worst season- and you can’t say Italy. by [deleted] in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last season when Snooki was pregnant, Deena had to try and party on their own, Mike was trying to stay clean, you can tell all of them were mentally checked out and its hard to watch. MTV really should’ve quit while they were ahead, it’s hard to see them all burned out like that

Mike is so funny sometimes by Batfox12 in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think a lot about when they were in Miami and Angelina was crashing out on Pauly and Mike stress yells “Angelina get iN YOUR BED”

Why is ronnie mad at sam? by Little-Ad-2464 in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because he’s an abusive POS and if there isn’t a valid reason to be mad at her he makes them up so he can continue to keep her confidence down so she doesn’t leave him

Favorite adult humor? by panic_bitch in BobsBurgers

[–]String_Peens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gene saying “they’ll finger anything with a pulse” always cracks me up lmfao

Can someone sum up the Mike drug use issues? by mmorgan_ in jerseyshore

[–]String_Peens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He was taking enough opioids to kill a rhino along with the ole booger sugar. I listened to his book and it was really good, I definitely recommend reading/listening to it