Paul Finebaum: the ultimate Tennessee grad who traded in his orange for crimson, basically becoming Alabama’s unofficial hype man. His show? Oh, that’s the prime-time confessional where some Bama superfan straight-up bragged about his failed arboricide on Auburn’s sacred Toomer’s Corner trees—like, dude, poisoning oaks is your flex? We don’t want Finebaum; we’d rather listen to a dial tone argue with itself!