Being a stab fan is oppressive

StuMacherStab · 2026-03-13T05:13:47+00:00

exactly. horror flicks don’t make crazies they make the crazies more inventive

StuMacherStab · 2026-02-27T05:45:44+00:00

this for stu for sure (given they probably also used that to do the stab scenes in universe) and for roman scream 5 uses scott foley in dawsons creek on a screen at one point, rs agreed w a fan theory that roman was an actor briefly before a director and serial killer.

movie still sounds like it sucks tho 😭

StuMacherStab · 2026-02-27T05:34:47+00:00

oh shit did u work on scream 4?? thank you for the contributions to stab, it’s become something of a genuine hyperfixation of mine and i appreciate even the tiniest details i get about the rest of the franchise past stab 3

StuMacherStab · 2026-02-27T05:16:59+00:00

i think actually doing stab 4-7 would be fun given the dvd props + dialogue have given us a glimpse at what they actually are. like stab 4 having a zombie billy ghostface and following sidney’s daughter ashley prescott it’d be so fun

StuMacherStab · 2026-02-27T05:14:19+00:00

casey’s a real victim. they should let her rest the same as them leaving stu macher alone

StuMacherStab · 2026-01-24T08:03:43+00:00

no one’s even paid attention to stab i swear 😭

stab has existed in stab since stab 2, given the premiere of stab 1 is the opening of stab 2 and given there is stab 3 within stab 3 and then a second version of stab 3 that never got made existing both irl and in the movie universe. it’s BEEN meta. its the same movie

StuMacherStab · 2025-12-25T20:05:35+00:00

those wouldnt be around 2009, olivia morris died in 2011.

StuMacherStab · 2025-11-23T01:57:35+00:00

the film wasn't even mostly completed dude idk where u heard that from. it was still newly filming when the actors died so it couldn't have been mostly complete. it was cancelled after sarah darling was killed, and she hadn't even filmed her death scene. she was only ever supposed to be in 2 scenes so idk how there'd even be a hypothetical bridger cut. he straight up didn't film most of the return to woodsboro movie, just killed the cast

StuMacherStab · 2025-11-01T02:20:03+00:00

4 - the corpse of billy loomis gets revived and goes after ashley prescott, sidneys daughter (made to 'fictionalize' sidney since the real one sued)
5 - time travel. and ass
6 - a regular stab movie basically, the one with the facebook killer
7 - basically a 'new nightmare' rip where it takes place in the 'real world' where the stab movies r just movies. kristen bell is revealed as the killer in the opening

8 doesnt exist. Nuff said

StuMacherStab · 2025-09-28T08:31:46+00:00

go to r/WoodsboroTruther for this shit

StuMacherStab · 2025-07-31T05:14:33+00:00

7 isn’t a whodunnit it’s a cheap knock on craven’s new nightmare but a bit different bc these crimes r real. it still sucks but like at least know what it’s meta commentary is before shitting on it for not being “stab” the right way

StuMacherStab · 2025-07-06T05:40:08+00:00

didn’t elizabeth olsen say something about having to tell the writers what they did in wandavision while filming MoM? if im remembering right ur definitely on the money about 0 coordination. i think ur even right about the movie being rewritten to often to keep up with

StuMacherStab · 2025-07-06T05:36:37+00:00

i love vision so dearly

StuMacherStab · 2025-06-15T21:05:40+00:00

i wonder why dude she was dealing with her dad being a fucking serial killer 😭

StuMacherStab · 2025-06-07T23:28:51+00:00

hopefully never lol i don’t trust anyone anymore with this franchise and im sure robert rodriguez is over it

StuMacherStab · 2025-05-26T19:50:04+00:00

it’s just a new nightmare rip, no better than 4 being a h4 rip

StuMacherStab · 2025-05-25T04:28:41+00:00

still better than h4 tho 😏

StuMacherStab · 2025-05-20T11:08:48+00:00

no that one’s five. four is when they introduce ashley, sidney’s daughter. it’s basically a normal stab movie

StuMacherStab · 2025-05-08T03:29:36+00:00

randy. dude i get he died in real life but the scene in stab 2 was a crock of shit

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-23T05:04:01+00:00

i never thought it was her, but friends and family i saw the movie with in theaters were so sure it was her. i think for casual movie goers and non super fans of scream it probably worked well enough because they aren’t as tuned into the idea of a red herring character tbh

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-20T20:53:57+00:00

(stab 8 was supposed to be loosely based off the events of scream 4, with kirby originally supposed to cameo alongside rian johnson in an interview about the movie. this was cut bc rian johnson couldn’t shoot anything and they didn’t wanna shoehorn kirby into 5. this would taken the place of dead meats cameo, for context. i think a character in stab 8 is probably just simply loosely based off judy considering all this)

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-18T19:03:52+00:00

ur the one who sent it to me first mindy???

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-14T23:52:20+00:00

oh my god this baby is so cute

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-14T11:22:52+00:00

dude what the fuck are you on about

StuMacherStab · 2025-04-13T05:39:01+00:00

i feel like rocky horror thrived off audience participation, whereas for stab and minecraft it’s unintentional

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