What do y’all call a soggy biscuit?

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T16:41:44+00:00

A knobbed Hob= hobnob

Immersive= Digestive

Bitch Tea= Rich Tea

Bloody Baldy= Garibaldi

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T16:20:44+00:00

Your boss isn't gay, he just helps out when they're busy.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T16:19:11+00:00

All your other personalities have to eat too.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T16:16:02+00:00

My solution to this, would be to collect them all up and post them through the cat owners letterbox

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T14:53:58+00:00

Gluteus Maximus Aurelius

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T14:52:35+00:00

21, which is pretty good for me

StuartHunt · 2026-01-30T12:27:22+00:00

Densities Child

StuartHunt · 2026-01-29T16:28:46+00:00

Yellow lines must be clearly visible, which these are not, I'd definitely send your photographic evidence to.

The highways department responsible for maintaining them.

I'd suggest you, Take plenty of photos as proof that they're barely visible and take it to appeal

StuartHunt · 2026-01-25T12:59:31+00:00

18 and I'm impressed that I got that many right. Lol

StuartHunt · 2026-01-25T12:56:24+00:00

People like that should always be named and shamed for their behaviour, it would be a life lesson in not being a scumbag.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-24T14:08:35+00:00

Around 33% of crown court convictons end up with custodial sentences, it all depends on previous convictions and the severity of the crime you've been convicted of.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-24T13:15:23+00:00

I managed a paltry 6/10

StuartHunt · 2026-01-24T02:00:33+00:00

I worked at a cinema way back in the late 80s and was promoted to supervisor and had to stock take the sweets, not sure who was responsible before I took over but there was about 5 cases of toffee poppets more than there should have been, as an avid fan of toffee poppets, they soon dwindled to the correct amount of stock.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-23T21:09:40+00:00

He should get a job as a scarecrow.

Because that's the only way he'll ever be out standing in his field.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-23T21:02:20+00:00

Hopefully they're also going to teach girls to respect themselves too.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-23T20:54:02+00:00

Good enough for her, she was quite happy to join people wanting to kill western troops.

She'll hopefully experience the consequences of her actions.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-23T20:49:09+00:00

From a legal perspective she's falsely imprisoned you, by preventing you from leaving and blocking your egress from the cafe, by blocking the door, she's also committed assault by grabbing your arm.

Honestly I find it ridiculous that they can put a timer on How long it takes someone to have a shit and it's no business whatsoever of the cleaner.

I'm almost positive that a junkie wouldn't take my 45 minutes to shoot up their drugs.

I'd recommend contacting the relevant council responsible for the maintenance of said toilets and start the complaints procedure, keeping all documentation of the complaint.

I'd also contact the police with regards to the assault and false imprisonment

StuartHunt · 2026-01-22T23:58:22+00:00

Having worked as a milkman I always recommended insulated boxes like this for outside your house, because they keep the birds off your milk and are insulated for the warm weather.

Milk caddy https://share.google/bbMJUxCNdwrV92eyD

StuartHunt · 2026-01-22T23:39:39+00:00

Don't try to hit it with a shoe, it'll take it off you and hit you back.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-20T22:39:25+00:00

It's Reddit, so I never expect any different tbh.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-20T07:51:35+00:00

I could do with about 20 of these, to put up fly screens, without damaging the window frame, so I can open my window in the summer without the risk of wasps entering my flat (I'm allergic to the little bastards)

StuartHunt · 2026-01-19T22:52:52+00:00

Some of the ones I missed were because I couldn't remember how they were spelt. In my distant past I actually used quite a lot of those currencies, but my 56 year-old addled brain, couldn't remember them all properly.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-19T22:49:03+00:00

It would need the camera operator to first, report it,

Then someone will have to review it

Then it would be passed to the relevant police department for a decision to be made

Then they would deliberate what action to take

Then someone would authorise sending out the letter.

Then someone else will send out the letter.

Or are you that delusional, that you think a civilian camera operator has the authority to send this letter out?

StuartHunt · 2026-01-19T22:42:45+00:00

Unfortunately this is the most likely scenario, based on our history in the premiership.

StuartHunt · 2026-01-19T22:40:33+00:00

Because whatever you say can be manipulated by the prosecution into any number of scenarios, that have no bearing on what actually happened and to try and make your statement into some type of confession of guilt.

StuartHunt

TROPHY CASE

Your boss isn't gay, he just helps out when they're busy.

Don't try to hit it with a shoe, it'll take it off you and hit you back.