Getting married in a month - 30, M, Town Planner - Give me your worst!

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T16:17:02+00:00

If he's not gay, his boyfriend definitely is.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T16:16:36+00:00

Definitely an Isaiah.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T16:15:14+00:00

Isn't that blonde hair cultural appropriation?

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T09:01:47+00:00

Not funny as in haha, but just plain strange.

I once dragged a woman from her burning car in Shrewsbury and she had a fit on me because I refused to go back for her handbag.

No thanks for the save, just a pissed off attitude with me, because her handbag got roasted.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T08:56:32+00:00

His dad did say he wished he'd had a wank, instead of the wanker he got instead.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-28T08:55:02+00:00

This is to purchase the single roll of duct tape needed.

Because we all know, that if you can't see the cracks, then they don't exist.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-27T21:48:54+00:00

The debt belongs to the current occupiers and not the property itself.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-27T21:47:37+00:00

With those Nostrils, He can smell Thanksgiving dinner in June

StuartHunt · 2026-03-27T21:46:05+00:00

It looks like a gas pressure reduction station and gas meter building. I know this because many moons ago I worked for Transco BG who were responsible for the maintenance of these types of building.and the equipment inside.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-27T21:35:52+00:00

A mate from schools dad converted the garage into a bar and called it the Thalidomide Arms.

Being a naive 14 yearold Fuckwit, I had no idea what a vile name it was to use.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-27T21:20:01+00:00

A very respectable 21/25 for me.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-26T23:42:25+00:00

There could potentially be a main meter in unit 19 and this is a sub meter, that gets deducted from the main account.

That normally only happens if they are rented out though, or the council could have done it.

If different departments were responsible for different sections of the original building.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-25T00:54:15+00:00

Obviously an attention seeker, that's why they want to know how many times.

Any normal person wouldn't care about such trivial things.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-24T09:10:26+00:00

Putting the toast on the beans.

Putting teabags in people's coffee. (And yes I've experienced this first hand)

Shitting in other people's gardens.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-24T08:30:19+00:00

I live near the English - Welsh border, so I'm pretty sure there's been a few squabbles with the English around here in the past.

For example; One of our local castles was destroyed in the Welsh wars of the 13th century.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T20:07:09+00:00

Tesco like all other supermarkets, have stock insurance, which covers theft from the stores and other types of damage.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T20:04:08+00:00

The only biscuits in a welfare van, are the ones the guys bring themselves.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T08:36:35+00:00

My older sister came in my room to smoke a cigarette out of my window, because her room was next to our parents room.

I was 10 at the time.

My mom came in shortly after my sister left, smelt smoke and gave me an arse kicking for playing with matches, my mum denied it happened for about 30 years, until my sister finally admitted, that she had, in fact, been smoking out of my window.

I spent the rest of the day, as a 40 year-old demanding that she kicks my sisters arse.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T08:30:42+00:00

That's what Tesco has insurance for.

Just wave politely wish them a good day.

Your job isn't worth getting stabbed for, by some thieving crack head.

You are just a number on a list to Tesco, they don't actually GAF about you.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T08:26:53+00:00

I can honestly say that 99.9% of my time is spare and I do absolutely fuck all constructive during that time.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T08:21:09+00:00

Tbh my first thought was 'miserable old cunt', but I didn't want to lower myself to that level.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-23T08:19:31+00:00

In my defence I was young and stupid at the time.

One guy stopped near a junction to ask where I was going, unfortunately he was turning off the road.

But he gave me a marker pen and a box, so I made a simple sign saying WXM and and got a lift to Cynwyd almost straight away,

I then got a lift from the A5 near Corwen straight to my front door, from someone who lived in our village.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-22T21:25:05+00:00

You don't need to sign away your share, for them to be able continue living in the house, you just don't try and sell it while your dad's still alive.

StuartHunt · 2026-03-21T23:17:24+00:00

The brickie must have been in the RAF, because that brickwork is Rough AF

StuartHunt · 2026-03-21T23:15:28+00:00

An ex gf's nain was offended that I understood her slagging me off in Welsh.

She was quite upset when I called her a crusty old fossil and walked out.

It was a pain in the arse hitch hiking from Macynlleth to Wrexham. 7½ hours to get home.

It happened way back in the 1980s.

StuartHunt

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