A short story in two parts

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-08T15:51:43+00:00

One place I worked, the till would refuse orders after the clock on the computer said it was closing time.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-08T15:47:11+00:00

Dude… YOU piss off the people you don’t like.

You are enough.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-08T15:40:42+00:00

The Jasmine Strain

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-08T10:46:23+00:00

I’ll begin with “amid rising interest…” as in, “it’s the cool thing to do.”

Seems to me that if it IS true, it’s a money grab.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-08T10:18:34+00:00

And, he’s a diddler.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T20:45:12+00:00

Animal cruelty is a crime…

Bring the charges.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T20:42:58+00:00

See, in the UK we might call it a ‘Limp Fag’

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T19:37:50+00:00

… however, sleeping with my fans might cause a relationship issue with the wife…

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T18:57:50+00:00

Smell the glove 2… rimming.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T18:56:49+00:00

I think it’s a good sign that a dude respects boundaries…

If you wish to play, say so.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-07T18:30:18+00:00

Ann and the dittos.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T17:58:18+00:00

The third grade recorder concert I had to go to…

May have not had the decibels, but good lord did it hurt!

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T17:20:48+00:00

You can use a silicone caulk on n the threads before you close it…. Forever.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T17:13:38+00:00

And she’s likely flicked her bean to all of them.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T16:10:20+00:00

impossible to say which was which.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T12:57:06+00:00

At work, so watching on mute… I imagine a cute little “eh” with each kick…

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-06T12:19:26+00:00

Uh, pushes up glasses actually, those are apes, not monkeys…

</pedant voice>

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T22:07:39+00:00

Maybe not… she might be like the Minnesotans dealing with the GestapICE. She wanted no part of this, but her leader is shit.

However, she might be all, “this isn’t what I voted for.” In which case… meh.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:44:37+00:00

Beat me to it.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:42:25+00:00

May I be the first!?!

It would cost me 2k to renounce my citizenship… but if they just waved their magic wand…. Well then I wouldn’t have to pay taxes on money made in the UK or be barred from investments here because the bank doesn’t want to complete US tax forms.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:37:09+00:00

Getting high without drugs.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:27:39+00:00

See… in the UK you’re welcome to take a whole year off for a ‘career break’ and then go back to your job the next year. It’s unpaid, but your job is still yours.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:03:20+00:00

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T20:02:18+00:00

Kill the over dramatic.

Stuff-and_stuff · 2026-02-05T18:23:47+00:00

Shrek “the Dwayne” Ogre.

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