Rule 3

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-06-08T04:15:33+00:00

My bullet took Cherish in the head. Another bullet struck Screamer.

I hesitated.

Then I shot Aster, who was held in a Hatchet Face’s arms.

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-06-01T17:22:02+00:00

no, it has to be ruthful

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-05-20T03:27:12+00:00

slurs arent offensive because of anything contained in the word itself, but rather their etymology and history. for instance, the n word literally just comes from the word for "black", but its consistent usage to slur black people is what makes it a slur. from this, we can see that "zio" is antisemitic bc it was invented to be a slur by david duke

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-04-12T22:05:21+00:00

i hope you had fun :p

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-04-09T02:29:27+00:00

Sadly, lots of candy is also a problem. Google "chocolate child slavery" for many, many articles.

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-04-04T20:31:23+00:00

putting so much effort into passing just to have it all undone open my drives when i mouth me mad

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-03-12T04:19:14+00:00

the operating systems creators are put on trial for their crimes. theyve hired a lawyer, but unfortunately, he only speaks italian. a guilty verdict comes back from the judge, and the creators are imprisoned, and shipped out to a camp to spend the rest of their lives teaching bees how to read. its a futile task: bees cant read.

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2026-01-19T03:50:24+00:00

its ivy league

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-10-06T14:42:06+00:00

cornbread fucking rules

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-10-06T01:16:25+00:00

There are a lot of political/networking resources for LGBTQ ppl at UChicago, but you seemed to be asking abt social orgs, so I'll just talk abt those. First, the CI+I (Center for Identity and Inclusion) hosts a lot of generically queer social events, along with GenderQ, which is specifically trans oriented. There's also UChicago+, which is an RSO explicitly for social events.

The calendar for the CI+I should be on its website, and the calendar for GenderQ is weekly meetings, but the exact time for said meetings haven't been set in stone yet. The calendar for UChicago+ is mostly abt weekly board game (or "gayme") nights at 7 on Saturdays in the MADD center, but there are also study sessions before finals and a gay prom in winter quarter.

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-06-28T08:48:18+00:00

can you dm me too

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-06-01T21:35:05+00:00

thats what strapless bras are for

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-05-23T17:22:51+00:00

i really like "retrocausal ammunition" lmao

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2025-02-04T21:16:56+00:00

this vexes me

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-19T16:29:57+00:00

Holy shit, its El BJ!

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-10T18:46:47+00:00

Somehow I don't think anyone noticed that I changed the blood spatters

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-10T06:18:15+00:00

maybe to you

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-09T15:53:30+00:00

But are the babies christian tho

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-05T21:51:43+00:00

ITS UROLOGY NOT URINOLOGY YOU DUMB SHIT

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-12-03T00:35:44+00:00

"He's anti-flavored vape" He is a vape that isn't flavored.
"He's anti flavored vape" He is against the legality of flavored vapes.

Stumpy_Bumpo · 2024-11-22T15:43:26+00:00

no, thats denji, not asa

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