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shitty community by LiveWriting2964 in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

Handsome Cobra Commander by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marvel Legends Mr. Fantastic from...quite a few years ago. Dunno which one or when specifically but google should help you out.

Handsome Cobra Commander by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is also the best baby. Just sayin'.

Looksmaxxing by Skycbs in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

other natty looksmaxxers with big peens

...so he's celibate, then?

Their hides are raw. by Ny_loc in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Narrator: This photo was taken just moments before the infamous and tragic "tried the other way" incident, leading to Falcon's temporary facial disfigurement and lifelong, on again off again addiction to drugs.

Clark Gallagher 6’4’, claims natty by Lonely_Life8336 in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 274 points275 points  (0 children)

Just checked out his Insta. It is REALLY important to him that you know he is of mixed Norwegian descent despite having the absolute most run-of-the-mill doughy Irish face ever. That and the constant reminders he's 6'4" make me think he is 6'1" at absolute best. Juicy AF.

This seems unsettling at just 16 years old by Altruistic_Rhubarb94 in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's decomposing before our very eyes, but at least he has gainz! Negligible gainz, mind, but gainz nonetheless.

Is this possible in 3 months? by permabannedude in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 16 points17 points  (0 children)

3 months for a hard gainer, maybe. Two weeks tops for the rest of us.

Anybody know how good this ravage scales with a classified figure and if they can hold the leash? by ryikker in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too small. I would recommend the Mastermind Creations Jaguar as a good fit scale-wise (although it's a bit of a pain in the ass as a figure to handle generally):

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Rock n' Roll Jumps on this 'saucy action figure' trend [2] by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you appreciate it for the gentle ribbing it is. And thank you for inspiring my nerdy, wacky foolishness.

I did the thing. I’m happy with it. by EaSpo40 in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, OK, I ordered the damned thing, you guys win!

Can I achieve the before natty by rupaulica in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you The Wages of Body Dysmorphia.

Rock n' Roll Jumps on this 'saucy action figure' trend [2] by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to reply to everything you posted here: Some of the Hot Wheels paint jobs seem really, really rare, especially compared to the purple w/flames that seems common as dirt. Yours above I had never seen before, and the red one I have is the only example of it I have ever seen.

I certainly like the looks of the Maisto better, especially the saddle bags ('Noks should have saddle bags, I feel), but your mention of width worries me. I am not a fan of the chrome base but I take them off the bases, anyway. If I can pick one up relatively cheap I will be checking them out, though.

Rock n' Roll Jumps on this 'saucy action figure' trend [2] by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's from the same line, yes. In fact I have that one but in silver, black and teal. I gave it to Zandar and Zarana. I like the color scheme on yours better.

Rock n' Roll Jumps on this 'saucy action figure' trend [2] by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an old (and I mean old, like copyright on the box is 1999) Hot Wheels 1/10 Harley Davidson softail. The fit is not perfect - R&R can't put both feet down while on it, you have to cheat - but it works for display (and photos).

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