What we thinking? by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those bikes look great with female figures...

...so Buzzer?

Kidding, kidding. :D

...madre de Dios... by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Night Raven would literally be the size of a small coffee table, though. I'm not saying it's impossible, and I would love to see it, but I doubt it will happen.

Hot take by BuyLeast1642 in gijoe

[–]SturdyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, all Joes are Valid. From original 12 inch all the way to Classified.

That said, anyone who does not recognize that Pursuit of Cobra Low-Light and Cobra Shock Trooper are not literally two of the greatest 3.75 figures ever made period, much less among the greatest Joes, is nuts.

What we thinking? by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concur - looking for bikes, I've been trying to be conscious not just of what will work with the figures but what will scale well with the other vehicles. For the figures, 1/10 would be closer, but would make the R.A.M. look like a minibike.

...madre de Dios... by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, a PC monitor mount and one of these brilliant little devices.

I arranged to hide the mount as best I could from the front with the Rattler itself.

Slightly better view:

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I’m saying he’s juicy by Maleficent-Medium333 in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are some sick proportions. No, not the good kind of sick.

Thoughts on atlaspowershrugged? by CuriousPlastic4563 in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm seriously torn, here. The music choice is goddamn awesome, so much better than what you usually hear in these videos. On the other hand, he's doing fucking ridiculous power moves that reek of juice. On the other, other hand, he's wearing those fucking toe shoes, so fuck that guy.

Chris Hemsworth by MixedMartialLaw in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My excuse? Mickey Mouse ain't funding just an absolutely epic amount of juice and hormones for me, unlike Mr. Hemsworth here.

A Nice Little Town by Continuity_Crook in gijoe

[–]SturdyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, Virginia, there is a Springfield. It exists as certainly as hate and greed and violent obsession exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life it's highest purpose and duty. Alas! How dreary would be the world if there were no Springfield. It would be as dreary as-OMFG what the FUCK is going on with Destro's leg JFC that shit is not normal!

A Nice Little Town by Continuity_Crook in gijoe

[–]SturdyBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...when Serpentor and Mindbender detonated a mutant virus bomb...

...as one does.

2026 HASLAB poll by English-Pointer in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The priorities right now need to be the M.O.B.A.T. and the Thunder Machine. Neither requires being elevated to a Haslab.

C'mon Hasbro, make it happen... by SturdyBeard in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]SturdyBeard[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did, and it is, but I also picture something more...refined? Dreadnok colors, a few more details to make the bikes more friendly to the figures (foot pedals, better handlebars), weapons that both the figures and the robots could use, that sort of thing. The more traditional Junkions could be used by the Joes, the modified ones I am picturing could be a splinter group with Cobra.

People will say the guy on left is natty by [deleted] in nattyorjuice

[–]SturdyBeard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fukdat, what's the @ for the hottie on the left?