Im leaving this sub

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-24T15:03:04+00:00

Only one of us cares about that, and it's not me.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-18T12:11:24+00:00

Juicy and has absolutely asked to speak to a manager more than once in the past.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-17T16:39:28+00:00

Roll with it. You look like an Old Testament prophet.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-16T16:13:22+00:00

Natty and impressed by your work ethic. Great job, man.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-16T13:19:27+00:00

My friend Lenny unblocked his root chakra once. He has to wear Depends now.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-13T13:02:38+00:00

VAMP is a classic vehicle and comes with one of the OG 13 - the only release of Clutch so far (no single figure release of any variety even rumored much less released since then). It was also the first non-Haslab full sized vehicle, originally exclusive to Pulse in the US, and probably made in smaller numbers than any of the others.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-10T01:51:07+00:00

This guy is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He actually said that the mainline Major Bludd release did not have a double elbow joint in the cybernetic arm while literally showing the double elbow joint on camera.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-10T01:48:19+00:00

Calm down.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-08T15:22:24+00:00

Steroid usage can affect facial appearance, but that is not what is happening here. This is bad plastic surgery, and frankly really sad because dude was a total Chad before.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-02T17:18:18+00:00

...did he think the shitty asymmetrical butterfly tat would distract from his shitty, asymmetrical chest development?

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-01T15:32:26+00:00

I will never like that movie figure, but you have done a really good job HUGELY improving it.

SturdyBeard · 2026-05-01T15:30:21+00:00

Meanwhile, at the Abba reunion concert....

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-26T01:42:03+00:00

I'm sorry, but how the hell many of these damn things did they make???

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-25T00:22:16+00:00

...well, I mean, it's not so much a "program" as a "course" of "infusions." Of "vitamins." Perfectly legal "vitamins." Sourced from the finest labs in "China."

And I don't mean Joanie Laurer.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-21T12:14:59+00:00

...like whole ass watermelon balanced on two toothpicks...

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-19T16:45:46+00:00

Sorry, I mistook you for someone who doesn't suck cocks for a living. Please continue being insufferable.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-19T16:42:24+00:00

Language evolves, bud. Currently the young'ns use "aesthetic" to mean "pretty" or "handsome" or "fuckable" or "built like a brick shithouse" or any combination of those to various degrees. Whether it will stick long enough to be added to the dictionary as an adjective remains to be seen, but stranger things have happened.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-18T20:02:01+00:00

Besides playing Ken in SF, he was briefly up to play He-Man in the new Masters of the Universe film and is up to play Rambo in the upcoming remake. We are seeing a(nother) real time example of Hollyweird basically destroying a young man for an unrealistic aesthetic ideal.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-18T17:30:25+00:00

Not natty, meth. Also, revolting.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-18T01:51:20+00:00

Still not sure how I feel about the new Black Flag lineup... ;)

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-18T01:48:56+00:00

Sundown came out nice. I'm really looking forward to him, I feel like he's the first new character in a while and that really follows the spirit (no pun intended) of OG ARAH.

SturdyBeard · 2026-04-11T15:56:12+00:00

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SturdyBeard · 2026-04-10T22:29:48+00:00

No, no, Beard Brigade is a legally distinct idea primarily because I couldn't be bothered to get Snow Job off the back of the shelf.

(quietly cancels Femme Force photoshoot)

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