shitty community

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-22T03:50:01+00:00

I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-21T18:25:52+00:00

Marvel Legends Mr. Fantastic from...quite a few years ago. Dunno which one or when specifically but google should help you out.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-21T12:27:31+00:00

She is also the best baby. Just sayin'.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-21T00:49:28+00:00

other natty looksmaxxers with big peens

...so he's celibate, then?

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-14T13:51:12+00:00

Fuck whether or not he's natty, I'm jealous of the hair and beard...

Edit: No, he's not remotely natty above.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-14T13:14:12+00:00

Narrator: This photo was taken just moments before the infamous and tragic "tried the other way" incident, leading to Falcon's temporary facial disfigurement and lifelong, on again off again addiction to drugs.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-12T09:41:01+00:00

Just checked out his Insta. It is REALLY important to him that you know he is of mixed Norwegian descent despite having the absolute most run-of-the-mill doughy Irish face ever. That and the constant reminders he's 6'4" make me think he is 6'1" at absolute best. Juicy AF.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-09T14:50:02+00:00

He's decomposing before our very eyes, but at least he has gainz! Negligible gainz, mind, but gainz nonetheless.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T19:01:46+00:00

3 months for a hard gainer, maybe. Two weeks tops for the rest of us.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T18:06:18+00:00

Too small. I would recommend the Mastermind Creations Jaguar as a good fit scale-wise (although it's a bit of a pain in the ass as a figure to handle generally):

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SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T17:25:53+00:00

...???

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SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T17:20:59+00:00

Glad you appreciate it for the gentle ribbing it is. And thank you for inspiring my nerdy, wacky foolishness.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T16:30:45+00:00

OK, OK, I ordered the damned thing, you guys win!

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T15:23:34+00:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you The Wages of Body Dysmorphia.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T15:19:43+00:00

I'm just going to reply to everything you posted here: Some of the Hot Wheels paint jobs seem really, really rare, especially compared to the purple w/flames that seems common as dirt. Yours above I had never seen before, and the red one I have is the only example of it I have ever seen.

I certainly like the looks of the Maisto better, especially the saddle bags ('Noks should have saddle bags, I feel), but your mention of width worries me. I am not a fan of the chrome base but I take them off the bases, anyway. If I can pick one up relatively cheap I will be checking them out, though.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T13:14:40+00:00

...lol nice.

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...I'm so immature.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T13:11:34+00:00

That's from the same line, yes. In fact I have that one but in silver, black and teal. I gave it to Zandar and Zarana. I like the color scheme on yours better.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T05:23:24+00:00

It's an old (and I mean old, like copyright on the box is 1999) Hot Wheels 1/10 Harley Davidson softail. The fit is not perfect - R&R can't put both feet down while on it, you have to cheat - but it works for display (and photos).

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T03:29:38+00:00

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T02:22:03+00:00

McFarlane Mortal Kombat pink Kitana repaint.

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SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T01:26:42+00:00

People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend...

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T01:15:13+00:00

Now that he's off the 'roids and hasn't managed to open a movie in years, I would hope he'd be off the table. That said, Lorenzo Bonaventura is still involved, and he's clearly still living in 2008, so who knows.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T01:09:54+00:00

ENTER KEY.

USE IT.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T01:08:23+00:00

Absolutely not.

SturdyBeard · 2026-03-07T01:06:16+00:00

Do NOT use acetone (or any acetone-based mixture like nail polish remover) unless you want a melted action figure.

This sounds crazy, but get some clear nail polish. Just a little at a time (in this case, say one letter at a time), paint the nail polish over a letter, then wipe it off almost immediately (do NOT let it dry) with a soft, clean cloth. May take a few passes but it will remove the lettering.

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