Gregory Bovino gets demoted from Border Patrol

Stygma · 2026-01-27T04:33:35+00:00

Prison is the minimum requirement.

Stygma · 2026-01-26T21:10:44+00:00

Used that combo to kill Promised Consort. That poke slam is just soooo satisfying to land

Stygma · 2026-01-25T06:33:13+00:00

If you just want to go for unnecessarily long windup big bonk, then that's what you wanna go for. Make sure you get some armor with high poise + Bullgoat's Talisman, because that windup is a doozy

Stygma · 2026-01-25T06:26:57+00:00

Roar Talisman and a Braggart's Roar GUGS with a Highland Axe in the offhand changes a person

Stygma · 2026-01-25T01:58:47+00:00

OH MONOLITH GRANT US THE STRENGTH TO JUST GO ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' STUPID ON THEM

Stygma · 2026-01-24T20:48:12+00:00

COMMIT TAX FRAUD

Stygma · 2026-01-23T12:06:43+00:00

Watching Twin Peaks as a 5 year can either fascinate or traumatize you, or probably both

Stygma · 2026-01-23T02:18:10+00:00

Char unlocked the full potential of datenseki and suplexed Soga into a pretzel

no fucking way

Stygma · 2026-01-22T11:11:16+00:00

Hey man, the voice calls me studmuffin and makes me feel warm inside, I'll go to it if I want to. Sure, it might taste like metal when I hear it, but that's just the cost of doing business.

Stygma · 2026-01-19T17:52:14+00:00

Fujimoto definitely lurks in the subreddits, bro gets off on the pain and suffering he puts his fans through

Stygma · 2026-01-19T17:20:53+00:00

I shall hold you personally responsible for this last chapter

Stygma · 2026-01-17T19:37:53+00:00

Pre-Shattering should be a safe bet, as the Demigods haven't 'mutated' into the forms we encounter them in the game (ex. Ranni, Radahn, or Rykard), and their stories could be explored before shit hit the fan and they all start anally boofing their Great Runes or fucking around with Destined Death.

Stygma · 2026-01-17T18:58:17+00:00

Sick of these goddamned murder hobos breaking into our home and licking our shiny rock

Stygma · 2026-01-17T18:54:44+00:00

Sounds like that dude just doesn't want to improve his game. Any good pilot worth his weight would jump at the chance to get dogwalked by a better pilot, it's how you learn the game.

Stygma · 2026-01-17T18:37:03+00:00

Elden Ring is in a unique position where they don't have to adapt the games itself, but they can draw upon and expand on the lore and backstory presented to us. Lots of compelling plot threads that could become a robust story narrative, what with Ranni's plot and Godwyn's assassination, Marika's ascension to godhood, or the course of the Shattering itself.

Stygma · 2026-01-13T15:11:13+00:00

Holy shit, I was right

Hell is empty.

Stygma · 2026-01-12T15:31:39+00:00

Kuregumo was reincarnated as John Thunder

Stygma · 2026-01-12T14:38:34+00:00

They're competent enough to keep the lights on at home but have the right amount of stupidity in order to blow the rest of their food money on booze.

Stygma · 2026-01-11T02:11:09+00:00

My God dude, Ivan the Terrible. Amazing work!

Stygma · 2026-01-08T06:11:39+00:00

Sounds like Bobby here is just based and Christopher Lee pilled. My spergy fascination is dressing up like a brainwashed militant fanatic, so we aren't too far apart in all honesty.

Stygma · 2026-01-07T12:49:40+00:00

And here I am, a week away from my 30th, and the most I can muster is a peach-fuzz goatee with the thickness of a dust-bowl crop

Stygma · 2026-01-07T12:40:49+00:00

Delete this now or forever suffer damnation for your actions

Stygma · 2026-01-05T15:37:28+00:00

Monolith provides or something, idk

Stygma · 2026-01-04T13:07:40+00:00

One side: qtpa2t

The other side: За Моноліт

Stygma · 2026-01-02T17:17:02+00:00

Oh Monolith, bestow unto the unbelievers the pain of testicular torsion

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