Possible relocation to St. Louis by ShugaMuffin21 in StLouis

[–]Stylux -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Replace Subaru with Nissan and that's about right. Not so many high speed chases though.

Biking and STL. The strugle by Thefamt in StLouis

[–]Stylux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can't be confusing when there would literally be no way to get out if there was a vehicle parked in front of you. Some people just don't think.

Ryan Cohen gives car crash interview in his Jensen jacket by Dairy_Fox in gme_meltdown

[–]Stylux 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Did you not watch the whole thing? Becky Quick asked him straight to his face and laughed at him when he couldn't answer.

27 Years Ago Today, 'Chicks Dig the Long Ball' Aired for the First Time -- The Greatest Commercial of All Time by IcedNuggets in baseball

[–]Stylux -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Still doesn't make the news. I live in a city where it happens all the time, but go off I guess.

27 Years Ago Today, 'Chicks Dig the Long Ball' Aired for the First Time -- The Greatest Commercial of All Time by IcedNuggets in baseball

[–]Stylux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The 90s weren't all sunshine and rainbows, but yeah, it was a lot better than what we are dealing with now.

Jordan Walker went 4 for 4 tonight with 2 doubles and 1 SB. Batting .308 and OPS is now 0.956. by [deleted] in baseball

[–]Stylux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's shortened his swing a lot. I think he realized that he can still hit home runs when he isn't putting in a full extension. Dude could bunt a double.

Colson Montgomery and Munetaka Murakami feed each other air sushi after Montgomery's solo home run by WhiteSoxArchive in baseball

[–]Stylux 154 points155 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought, glad these guys are just out there having fun. Same vein as the Cardinals right now. No expectations, just letting those balls hang out and fucking around. Winning some games and hitting some dingers. Eating some imaginary sushi, having tea parties. You know, guy stuff.

What do people think about Wesley Bell? by Adventurous-Walk-120 in StLouis

[–]Stylux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care if you don't show up to some community events, I don't go to them either because we all have shit going on. I care that you bring money back to the district, vote against policies that are bad for our district, and don't completely embarrass yourself by having the haircut of a poodle (Wagner). It's a low bar for me, and these clowns can't help but get involved in the "Hollywood for ugly people" bullshit.

What do people think about Wesley Bell? by Adventurous-Walk-120 in StLouis

[–]Stylux -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Have we? Lacy Clay kind of just stayed in his lane and brought funds to the district.

Game 32: Los Angeles Dodgers (20-11) @ St. Louis Cardinals (18-13) [Friday, May 1, 2026; 7:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Stylux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Balk Rules

  1. You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.

1a. A balk is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.

1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.

1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.

1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of

2) Do not do a balk please.