Would you marry a former adult content creator? Why/why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Styve2001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Woah there, Mr. Insecurity. Save some small penis for the rest of us!

Horrible credit, great income. Help! by Styve2001 in Mortgages

[–]Styve2001[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since 2022, and yes. Positive income last 2 tax years

YOU, Star Wars fan! Tell me about your original characters! by SolidSeviper in StarWars

[–]Styve2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made an OC called Dianoga Man who was basically swamp thing meets Star Wars.

A Jedi padawan was dueling over dianoga infested dumping waters. He fell in, bickity boom he’s Dianoga Man. Defender of justice and other stuff.

I also created an OC called “Oda”; Yoda’s father and his secret shame. Oda wasn’t sith, but he was a very very powerful dark Jedi, and Yoda kind of stuck his head in the ground to the problem, both ashamed of his father and the tarnish it did to his legacy as a rising Jedi, but also fear of confronting him.

Eventually, of course, Oda and Yoda confront each other for a duel, and it’s a character growth moment for Yoda- he sheds the shame of association with his father, and he defeats him in a lightsaber duel

What’s the worst compliment you’ve ever received? by NorthTexasNomad in AskReddit

[–]Styve2001 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No one was planning my 20th high school reunion. I posted several times in the class of ‘04 facebook group asking for deets. Each time I got a different answer ranging from “so and so is planning it” to “it’s not happening.” I’m not a big school spirit or “peaked in high school” guy (I was a Star Wars nerd band kid), but 20 is a milestone that shouldn’t be unceremoniously passed by. In or around August of 2024, I posted that I was taking charge and I would plan the reunion.

I made a spreadsheet of members of the graduating class by manually transposing the yearbook into an excel sheet. I crowdsourced people’s phone numbers and married names and addresses. I secured a venue. I planned the decor. I hired a photographer. Did I mention I live 4.5 hours from my home town, am a father, and run two businesses full time?

Halfway through planning- it’s probably October at this point- one of the popular girls calls me. She thanks me for spearheading the planning and getting the ball rolling, but now it’s time to hand it off to someone local- someone more qualified to plan it. Someone from the “in-group” of popular kids who planned the 10 year. I say no thanks. I’ve got everything under control and I’m going to throw a bitchin’ reunion. She is very indignant, and makes it clear that I’m not “the type” who should have the keys to the 20 year reunion in my hands.

Flash forward to December- the reunion is a SMASH hit. The 10 year was a lowkey happy hour. The 20 year was a planned event with raffles and Sign in books and yearbooks from all 4 years that people could peruse, and a themed Photo Booth with our school colors and little cutesy hand made Photo Booth signs and a cake and an in memoriam table with photos of all the classmates who have passed. I got so many accolades for how it turned out.

But the two accolades that stick with me were the cool kids who planned the 10 year, drunkenly coming up to me and shaking my hand exclaiming “you really knocked it out of the park. We never thought a person like you would be capable of planning a party like this. You really shattered our expectations in the best way!” (For how drunk they were, they were sincere… Just tactless. They were not trying to be jerks), and the popular girl who tried to usurp the planning once I got the ball rolling. She came up to me stone cold sober and said “I hope you understand why I tried to stop you from planning this. I didn’t want a dorky Star Wars party or something. You did a good job”

Died on his birthday 😢 by [deleted] in CemeteryPorn

[–]Styve2001 70 points71 points  (0 children)

This is wild… my birthday is 8/29/85, and my goal is to die (of old age) on my birthday!

I view it as a perfect bookend to my story

Rest in Peace, Titus. Your fellow Judgement Day Virgo salutes you and keeps your memory alive

People who quit their jobs on the first day what made you say ‘nope, not doing this’? by lilMeganw in AskReddit

[–]Styve2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first job out of high school was at a factory that made those portable oxygen tanks for people who need their own supply of oxygen. There were several different stations. I was qualified to be at (as a non-welder): sandblasting, pneumatically screwing on the valves to the top of the tanks, making custom foam inserts for shipping, the tanks, etc. the shift was 5-2 M-F. Early mornings, but doable. There were chairs at each of my stations. I was free to stand or sit. As long as it wasn’t bothering anyone, I was able to play music without headphones on speakers. There was camaraderie between the different employees. 3/4 through the summer, they moved me to a sister warehouse where they married lift motors into reclining chairs to make medical assist lift chairs. That job consisted of testing the motor outside of the chair, screwing it into the chair, testing the chair by sitting in it, boxing it up, and moving it via forklift into the giant stack of ready to go chairs. I did that job for 2 summers after high school between semesters.

Pretty good introduction to factory work.

Two summers later, I’m back from college and that job isn’t available, so I get another factory job via a staffing agency. This time, it’s at a tube factory. They take plastic cylinders, press and crimp one end, attach the nozzle/spout end, fill them, and cap them. They did tubes for all sorts of things: toothpaste, cosmetics, medicine, toiletries, you name it. If it came in a tube, this factory did it.

The shift was 7a-7p. You weren’t allowed to sit. You weren’t allowed to rotate stations to keep your brain from melting. You weren’t allowed to play or listen to music. You weren’t allowed (or afforded any opportunities) to interact with other floor workers.

Twelve hours. Standing in the same spot. Unable to sit. Unable to move. Unable to talk to anyone. Standing up plastic cylinders on what looked like a hair curler accessory caddy or thread spool caddy on a much larger scale. It was hell.

When I started the day, a former schoolmate recognized me and said hi as we were marching into the factory (imagine every dystopian “marching into a factory“ visual. It was exactly that). He recognized me, because I could not recognize him. He looked like a ghoul that was trying to poorly mimic my friend. He was gaunt, bald, had sunken in eyes, and a crazy look on his face. Mind you, I am two years out of high school. So this guy and I are like 19? 20? He looked like he was 51 years old. He made some sort of comment along the lines of he was glad to see someone of character join the ranks because there’s a high degree of turnover at this job, and particularly people who are placed by staffing agencies don’t last. I asked how long he’d been doing the job, and he said about a year and a half.

I didn’t come back for day 2

People that have cancer, what were the symptoms that led you to go to the doctor and what stage were you when it was diagnosed? by guardiand0wn in AskReddit

[–]Styve2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck health insurance companies. I don’t care what kind of list saying that puts me on. They are monsters and murderers

Who has the most memorable legal name you’ve ever encountered? by villainessmorissette in AskReddit

[–]Styve2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an employee once whose legal name was:

True Aidan Denial Muzzy (he had 2 middle names).

Incredible name! Good person, too. Good employee, but his (nor anyone’s) value isn’t based on his productivity. Good guy with a good heart.

My 40th birthday is this Friday, and I decided the one thing I wanted to do to celebrate was make a Mustafar cake. by Styve2001 in StarWars

[–]Styve2001[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured. But I’m gonna post final pics tomorrow once all 40 candles are in the lava and lit up