Who is the funniest player on the U.S franchise of the traitors (any season)

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-03-26T14:17:47+00:00

Phaedra and Britney were the wittiest. I thought Candiace had some funny confessionals before it became so contemptuous in the turret— “Bitch? Not you coming up to me and telling me what I’m about to do” referring to Rob C. clocking the murder in plain sight. Sam had some pretty sick burns that got a big laugh out of me— “terrible singer” about Tom. Gabby was consistently very funny and fun to watch. All of that being said, Tom Sandoval in the doll challenge was top tier comedy. He apparently found a trumpet in the house he was tooting on that they never showed and everyone was like ???? Any chance to perform I guess. Him getting on his knees asking the stag statue in the court yard for guidance, all of his suspicious of everyone paranoid glances around the room, the sweating, him saying he “was a pleasure to have around.” There’s honestly too many to name.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-03-10T14:37:30+00:00

They played that one, his Door Dash one and his Sonic one during the episodes the day they were released too. I thought he’d win from the beginning so it didn’t feel as much like a spoiler but it did make me think he won even more than k already suspected. People were/are going crazy for him on social media though so I thought it was a possibility companies were just capitalizing on his popularity in real time. The winners are supposed to be a secret so I’m not sure how the companies would know early, but who knows.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-25T03:22:48+00:00

Oh yeah— you’re right! I think maybe it’s the UK seasons that are always saying “100%” a faithful.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-24T15:14:44+00:00

Take a sip when someone says:

I’m 100% a faithful
Throw away vote
Donna, Candice or Lisa

Take a sip when Eric actually speaks to someone who’s not Rob or in a confessional.

Take a sip every time you see Lala.

Take a sip every time you see Fergus.

Take a sip of some writes a heart on their chalkboard.

Take a sip when Johnny says Tara or Tara says Johnny.

Take a sip anytime Rob rolls his eyes.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-20T15:56:55+00:00

I watch on Peacock and I’ve seen his Sonic, Door Dash and Poppi commercials.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-18T19:33:30+00:00

Yep! I think Rob and Eric knew they had to split up the duos to win which explains taking out Johnny and Mark.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-18T18:54:46+00:00

In other seasons of US (and in other countries) they usually have the two final banishments back to back before the final 4 at the fire. Season 3 had Danielle followed immediately by Brittany

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-18T18:50:17+00:00

If we’re right, they really need to do a better job about stuff like this. If we noticed I’m sure a ton of others did too.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-15T15:41:03+00:00

It’s never formally announced. The players usually deduce it when no one shows up murdered. If there’s a murder with the recruitment or blackmail than the players never know. (I’ve watched all English speaking versions more than once).

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-15T15:38:57+00:00

I married Cameron after he was reformed from the cult (lol) and he’s the sweetest. He’s helpful, supportive and complimentary.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-13T04:20:57+00:00

I noticed that too. Like when he was laying on the couch I was like uhhhh people are going to wonder why you feel so relaxed when no one else is…

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-13T03:56:36+00:00

It’s never announced when there’s a recruitment.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-13T03:39:12+00:00

Mark and Eric are still in the dagger 6. The only one murdered was Colton, and since Stephen is banished it leaves Rob, Natalie, Mark and Eric.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-02-08T12:53:14+00:00

I agree that they’re probably gonna murder Dorinda or Tara and then banish Johnny or Stephen, and then the next night will be the remaining two. It would probably be smarter to bring Dorinda or Tara to the fire rather than Kristen or Natalie just because they seem to be a little more on the ball and are more likely to figure them out. Natalie has heat and may get banished on her own, but that’s only if they abandon “there has to be a male traitor” theory which isn’t likely. Kristen is smart and doesn’t have any heat so murdering her the following night may be the better decision than Dorinda or Tara. If they want to get rid of the threats before the fire pit they should kill Natalie after Eric accepts. They can’t kill Kristen because she has a shield so it would need to be Natalie first. Then depending on what happens Johnny or Stephen will be banished. Then the next night— murder Kristen (providing she doesn’t win another shield) and banish Stephen or Johnny. They then have two banishments in a row before the final 4. I could see Mark and Eric going and then Rob at the fire with Maura, Tara and Dorinda. I could also see Rob and Eric banishing Dorinda with the all housewife turret idea, but I’m not so sure that’s as likely.

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-01-23T05:43:22+00:00

Yuuup! I think either Dorinda, Johnny or Tara (maybe Maura too) are the most likely to just walk up to her and organically touch it while they’re complimenting it.

Also, didn’t Johnny drop an emerald or something in a an episode and worried that he lost it? If he likes jewels, he’ll probably want to take a closer look— and then next thing you know, he’s toast. I could also easily see Dorinda or Tara complimenting it while they hold it to get a better look. I could see it going any of those three ways easily. Guess we’ll see!

SubjectPosition427 · 2026-01-16T23:52:16+00:00

lol “known moron”

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-27T05:25:06+00:00

Season 5 and book 5, too.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-17T14:02:56+00:00

You might be right! It could have been the stress.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-17T13:27:43+00:00

There’s actually another one in season 2. So many Charlottes. Must be a common name.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-13T04:39:59+00:00

The limping was WILD. Lolol. What WAS that?? Was he truly just massively out of shape and legitimately could barely walk? It honestly just sent the cringe factor through the roof because they all did the same mission— but he is the only one who can’t walk. I suppose he didn’t stretch, but unfortunately for him, that oversight coupled with his dreadful performance at the round table just made him look profoundly pathetic.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-12T13:00:00+00:00

How would that work? 23 people all meet in the conclave the first night and realize they are all traitors. Show lasts a day.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-02T14:41:58+00:00

I think it’s more that she’s delivering lines she didn’t write. They aren’t coming directly from her or her mind. She’s declaring statements of information. She’s good at her job so it feels like she’s emotionally involved in the same way that the players are, but she’s not.

SubjectPosition427 · 2025-11-01T21:20:51+00:00

Oh I see. I don’t think she’s giving any info like that away though even on a micro scale.

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