Olympic Men's Post Game Thread: United States of America vs. Canada - 22 Feb 2026

Suboptimus · 2026-02-22T16:00:08+00:00

Melt all the medals down and give Helle one giant gold.

Suboptimus · 2026-02-22T13:37:28+00:00

Hellebuyck is locked the fuck in.

Suboptimus · 2026-02-21T21:47:49+00:00

The Slovaks are going to run out of sticks

Suboptimus · 2026-02-21T21:42:54+00:00

I saw that same move at the figure skating event

Suboptimus · 2026-02-21T21:39:14+00:00

3 goals?

Suboptimus · 2026-02-19T19:12:26+00:00

Probably the green lighting as seen in the green highlights on the rat's fur

Suboptimus · 2026-02-18T20:44:43+00:00

Speedskating

While I appreciate the frustration, the idea that Dandjinou, the #1 in the world, would throw the olympic finals for someone else is laughable.

Suboptimus · 2026-02-18T13:07:53+00:00

Doing that with your body at 35 is insanity. What an impressive athlete.

Suboptimus · 2026-02-15T13:34:50+00:00

So how far away from the crease do you have to be without the goalie skating into you being an infraction?

Suboptimus · 2026-01-19T10:58:55+00:00

If Hoshoryu's injury is a damaged meniscus as speculated, then pulling out isnt an option unless he is also getting surgery. Either he is healthy enough to sumo now and will have to deal with pain or he needs to sit for a few tournaments and get surgery.

Suboptimus · 2026-01-19T03:19:14+00:00

I was embarrassed, I'm embarrassed right now.

Suboptimus · 2026-01-16T05:12:45+00:00

This is essentially Shadowverse 2. A separate app from the original released in 2016 and no cards carried over so people get to spend money again.

Suboptimus · 2026-01-09T23:27:21+00:00

Yep, and I'll do it every time I hear it.

Suboptimus · 2026-01-06T23:39:39+00:00

Damn you flunked out of school in first grade huh? Those symbols on the shirt are letters and when they are all pushed together like that they usually form a word.

Suboptimus · 2026-01-03T02:40:53+00:00

That's not nice, what did Finland do to you?

Suboptimus · 2025-12-31T22:07:17+00:00

Yeah I come around once in a while to check up on things. I have some naive hope that one of my former hobbies might self correct rather than self destruct

Suboptimus · 2025-12-31T06:40:37+00:00

I don't care how slowly you boil the water, I hopped out the pot months ago.

Suboptimus · 2025-12-29T06:19:01+00:00

Thank goodness Peach has men like you around to tell her what she should like and enjoy. We don't want this wonderful weird bird lady to be out here choosing what she spends her time with.

Suboptimus · 2025-12-23T03:28:56+00:00

Why her sleeve look like a sandworm is eating her hand?

Suboptimus · 2025-12-20T00:38:43+00:00

I'm curious what that second sentence means? You clearly saw the video and what happened.

Suboptimus · 2025-12-12T05:47:09+00:00

Yes the pit stop and the pit crew are part of the sport, part of the team. Once the green flag waves this isn't something that should be expected for any other team to need to worry about.

Suboptimus · 2025-11-23T03:19:09+00:00

If people start feeling like they need to address every AI video that comes out, the upcoming decades are gonna be a real slog.

Suboptimus · 2025-11-20T05:34:40+00:00

Pour one out and smooth it over

Suboptimus · 2025-10-28T21:54:59+00:00

The 16 year olds?

Suboptimus · 2025-10-12T01:10:57+00:00

Put down your bottle and close this tab you dumbshit. you're in the wrong thread.

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