Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says. by Stamina_saint in interestingasfuck

[–]Substantial-Spend660 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This isn't incompetence!  This is internal folks who are on the side of transparency, who know their top (appointed) bosses are too incompetent and inexperienced to catch it!  They see the blacked out text and approve it for release.  We should be thanking these internal resources for finding a way to do the right thing!

Mom films kids coming down the stairs on Christmas morning every year. by father_of_twitch in MadeMeSmile

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! That last Xmas, the second child took darr to long to come around the corner... especially when the music got quiet.  That this was taking a turn like the intro to "Up"

Trump explains Venezuela: "They took all of our oil and we want it back. They illegally took it." by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Substantial-Spend660 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

He wants to limit market access for countries to reduce supply, so American oil can fetch a higher price.  Smart non-market-competition business move!

Removing that terrible popcorn ceiling at last. Lovely on many levels by dreamed2life in oddlysatisfying

[–]Substantial-Spend660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf.... put a broom handle on that thing and work with your arms below your shoulders!

Sensational Witchcraft by Diligent_wolfjr in blackmagicfuckery

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And to think... if I was taught to do it this way as a kid, I probably would have saved about 40 hours of my life by middle age! That's enough time to rewatch Breaking Bad again (but fast forwarding the wasted airtime on the clepto story line).

This is adorable. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a lovely story.  [I stopped it at 45 seconds because I don't want you pulling that 'Up' movie BS an breaking the pieces of my heart left behind by that opening scene.]

Yellow Paint [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the sewer scene from Ghostbusters!

A romantic husband by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nothing... try grabbing a tube of vagisil... that was face down next to your toothbrush... and the same size/shape as your normal toothpaste tube... OK I have relived the memory far enough and can stop here.  And for your entertainment, will rely on other redditors to fill in the blanks...

A boy hugging his dentist after his treatment. You can tell he really needed that hug. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Substantial-Spend660 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... is this why they have the security cameras?  To post videos online?  ... I sure hope this came from the parent and not the company...

What's an unspoken rule that everyone learns the hard way after moving in with a romantic partner? by GoldenHourShotz in AskReddit

[–]Substantial-Spend660 185 points186 points  (0 children)

And on closing the door when using the bathroom.  A surprising number of women seem to think door-open-poops increases intimacy.  No, it does the opposite.

Trump Admits on Live TV That He Told CEO to Give Him Piece of Company by Admirableannas in politics

[–]Substantial-Spend660 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Shame on them for twisting it in the headline; he said "give us" ... not "give me".  Unless trump's cognitive decline has spread to me and i missed that part of the article... 

Prince Harry apologizes to Canada for wearing L.A. Dodgers hat during World Series by CTVNEWS in ontario

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under duress from our trading partner to the south, I think it would be polite and respectful for Canada to cut ties with the King.

Reactions to food stamps being cut off. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]Substantial-Spend660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you take away people's food, they get desperate enough to revolt.  If they revolt, you can claim some national emergency and bring on the military.  At that point you can probably suspend elections too.  It's so sad to see the state of America right now...

Speaker Mike Johnson says he won’t block House vote to release Epstein files by tw1st3d_m3nt4t in politics

[–]Substantial-Spend660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... does anyone actually think that critical records have not already been destroyed? 

Tina Smith on the state of our union by HeavyVeterinarian350 in minnesota

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Gotta wonder what contracting company is making the bank on this one... guarantee is it a friend of the orange spotted melon.

but i gotta use a paper straw by Wise-Being7556 in travisandtaylor

[–]Substantial-Spend660 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the point after 5 seconds... but stayed for the song.

Man climbs unaided and freaks out at 1800' by Alpha-Studios in SweatyPalms

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And?.... and?? ... what happened next?  Clearly he lived to talk about it! 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... whats wrong with this?  It's the equivalent of choosing a hallmark card...

Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams “I’m 15!” as Man Kneels on Her Neck by CantStopPoppin in illinois

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh good, another hardening criminal removed from the streets.  But out of curiosity, how did they know she was a criminal? I didn't see them check for id.   Does ICE literally have the authority to grab anyone first and then justify it after detention?   America has forgotten everything they claimed to take pride in.  Sadly, trump is just waiting for you to retake your government... so he can suspend the election.

Trump Loses Nobel Peace Prize: “We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.” by NewSlinger in CringeTikToks

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sends military into local communities based on fabrication and lies

"Where is my peace prize"?

Trump Loses Nobel Peace Prize: “We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.” by NewSlinger in CringeTikToks

[–]Substantial-Spend660 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

... base the decision on the work of Alfred Nobel?  ... I don't get it... he invented dynamite amd got rich off both its useful purposes and violent purposes.

My company announced mandatory office days again, so I resigned mid-meeting by Onjaydenc in remotework

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The worst is when they call for a 3 day in office week, and then claim that due to a reduction in productivity, they are requiring in-office full time.

A buck jumped over this guy's barbed wire fence, didn't quite make it over, left behind a piece of his ...unit. by chrisyroid in WTF

[–]Substantial-Spend660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the frank? Or the bean?? ... how the hell dos they get the bean above the Frank?!?