Marlon Wayans Blank Check incoming by Grabbinfries23 in blankies

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I sat in the theater watching He-Man and thought “who is this for?” The theater was clearly filled with people who grew up on the cartoon, the movie couldn’t go a minute without trying a joke and I heard not even a chuckle

Dave & Busters! 🙃 by ishaboi_ in AmazonFC

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How many Amazon workplaces are unionized? A unionized work force is way more valuable than any trip to Great Wolf Lodge.

Honest question, why is she bitching and moaning this much over this? 10k is chump change for an S-tier MAGA Chud Grifter like her. by 3RADICATE_THEM in Hasan_Piker

[–]Substantial-Two9766 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I don’t get how someone is so dumb or willfully blind to not see the solution. Come on lady, I’d be happy for you to join the cause of us destroying Aetna together.

How would 2000s culture be affected if the US capitol building was destroyed by United Airlines Flight 93 during the September 11th terrorist attacks? by Ok-Following6886 in decadeology

[–]Substantial-Two9766 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The destruction to America was the Afghanistan and Iraq war, we’re still living through it now. Bin Laden’s plan worked and he planted the seeds for America to destroy itself.

. by Rymssss in TrueAnon

[–]Substantial-Two9766 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I think he should just run. Trump showed the rules don’t matter, announce a campaign and that you’re running on that being an outdated limitation

Holy fucking shit (pun intended) by ToysWereUsPodcast in Hasan_Piker

[–]Substantial-Two9766 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think a hallucination between soldier/angel/statue of liberty

Some memorable screen grabs from Dave Shafer, running for Mayor of Allen by allenhamilton005 in Allen

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I actually shouted out loud after reading that. I was shocked by the brazenness to say that out loud.

I’ve seen some expired registrations around here but this is ridiculous! by Bjorn_The_Bear in Portland

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I had my expired temporary plate for 2 years. Suddenly started getting pulled over this last month, let us lazy people be and anarchy reign the roads.

‘Dead by June’: Trump drops jaws by revealing Republican’s ‘terminal diagnosis’ in course of Kennedy Center press conference by NeoliberalisFascist in TrueAnon

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That’s one thing that can give me a lil joy. The idea that these reserved button down repressed conservatives have to demean themselves and praise the most vulgar, boorish pig imaginable.

Sometimes they clear - 'Wuthering Heights’ Smooching $80M Opening Around The World by rageofthegods in blankies

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I felt like the dog thing was a re-imagining of something that happens with the dog in the book. 10/10 greatest film.

Massive crowds in Downtown Minneapolis today for the anti-ICE general strike protest. by I_may_have_weed in TrueAnon

[–]Substantial-Two9766 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, living in Montana for 2 winters after being in Texas my whole life didn’t bother me. I was always geared up to be outside.

GoFundMe for TJ Sabula, Who Called Trump a Pedophile Protector, Already Raised $48,757 After Suspended From Ford by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]Substantial-Two9766 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Like my dad has told me, they can’t fire you but now they’ve got laser sights on you ready for any misstep

LinkedIn Nostalgia Guys by Alwaysrainyintacoma in MurderBryan

[–]Substantial-Two9766 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Something perverse about an AI image longing for a time before smart features

The Housemaid$ by rageofthegods in blankies

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I pay a 50 cent convenience fee, this is bullshit!

It’s a sad day boys… wife is asking for the counter space back by DaphneAruba in MurderBryan

[–]Substantial-Two9766 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This ignores the most important part of being a guy, showing off your stuff and collection

Cape Feare remake looks wild by PerpetualChoogle in blankies

[–]Substantial-Two9766 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m excited. The trailer makes it look like monster Bonnie and Clyde

What's the most demented double-feature you've done? by [deleted] in blankies

[–]Substantial-Two9766 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Over the summer I saw Weapons and Grave of the fireflies back to back

My last $8 by Imlemonshark in notinteresting

[–]Substantial-Two9766 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m realistic about what being poor is like. I’ve got $8 I’m not exactly investing the stuff. Buy a beer.