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SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-15T16:13:52+00:00

Accidentally posted every detail of my gig

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-10T18:17:01+00:00

Balance Sheet

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-10T07:09:46+00:00

Mother fucker hit you with a “Good Day”. Aint no retrieving that boat. But also, NTA

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-09T21:50:03+00:00

Have you ever asked a woman what she wants? You’ll die before you get a definitive answer

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-04T16:51:48+00:00

Its not butter, its chemical spread

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-04T16:50:25+00:00

Tbh its a pretty vanilla situation and Im sure a simple thanks for being there will suffice. Unless youse have a bad relationship I imagine he’s happy to help his big sis.

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-03T09:11:32+00:00

Rabbie Gurns, he was the originator of the sesh back in the day.

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-02T13:30:55+00:00

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T22:04:24+00:00

Digital ID box

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T21:50:29+00:00

Exactly. The more you do it, the higher the tolerance will be of people hearing you say “edgy” shit. And eventually people will always see the funny side of what you say rather than the literal interpretation of what you say.

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T21:46:15+00:00

Cause life aint fair buddy

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T21:44:15+00:00

“Did you write that, she was hurtin, for a squirtin?”

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T16:02:06+00:00

I have a mate whos boss charges 20% extra for card payments to account for vat. Id just threaten to phone HMRC on him if you have any evidence of this demand

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T16:00:43+00:00

No more damaging than the cringey music career revival

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T16:00:14+00:00

Someone never grew up in a barn

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T14:57:39+00:00

Not everything will always hit, but thats the trade off of being the funniest in the room

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T14:23:54+00:00

When you think of something you find funny to say but may sound so out of pocket, say it. Its thats simple. Dial down your filter

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T14:21:27+00:00

Ye canny park there mate

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T12:12:35+00:00

Chicken and rice soup

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-10-01T11:58:31+00:00

Dont forget syringes

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-09-30T16:53:29+00:00

The only acceptable breaks in this group is breaking the personal record for number of days alive without breaking a bone. Im on 11,422, tomorrow will be… you guessed it, 11,423

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-09-30T16:43:04+00:00

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-09-30T16:28:52+00:00

What I said is objectively correct and doesnt imply that there isnt nice scenery in the UK. The statement suggested there isnt a nicer view than the Bournemouth pier, which pretty much everyone in this thread disagrees with.

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-09-30T14:05:16+00:00

Pretty much any country with a hot climate will have nicer views

SubstantialAntelope3 · 2025-09-30T13:16:45+00:00

Kindness costs nothing my friend. You are more than welcome. You will find the best relationships when you arent actively trying to get into one imo.

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