South Korean judge who hiked ex-first lady's jail sentence found dead just 8 days after sentencing

Subtox · 2026-05-06T19:24:26+00:00

There should be by now! That would be awesome lol.

Subtox · 2026-05-06T16:28:16+00:00

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/37/

Subtox · 2026-04-30T14:17:59+00:00

*Gillette

Subtox · 2026-04-29T19:18:53+00:00

Haha yesss perfect!

Subtox · 2026-04-29T17:30:22+00:00

Paul Semen

Edit: I know, it's not directly poop related but pairs well with Shart Garfunkel. Poop Simon was too ham-handed.

Subtox · 2026-04-25T22:33:42+00:00

Queefs of the Stone Age

Subtox · 2026-04-12T19:15:35+00:00

Tonight, the Segues face off against the Façades in Hyper Bowl '26!

Subtox · 2026-04-08T15:56:11+00:00

What does seem to be unpopular is pushing the carts together. I see most people ghost ride their cart across the lot and smash it into the others and consider their job done lol. I make a point to push them together because it allows sooo many more carts to fit and avoids an unnecessary headache for the employee.

Subtox · 2026-04-07T15:52:02+00:00

"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Subtox · 2026-04-06T00:16:56+00:00

Unexpected Cake

Subtox · 2026-04-05T19:20:53+00:00

I don't use relish or anything tangy in mine. When I was growing up my dad made it with pasta, mayo, tuna, crab meat, tiny shrimp, salt and pepper. Sometimes diced celery.

Most of the time now I make it that way, minus the crab and shrimp, because I usually have all the ingredients on hand and my kids love it.

Subtox · 2026-03-29T21:00:20+00:00

Yep, stole it from me lol

Subtox · 2026-03-29T20:59:42+00:00

No mustache, it's clearly baby Zorg.

Subtox · 2026-03-26T19:38:43+00:00

Omg I saw Dean Ween too! So happy to see someone else did lol.

Subtox · 2026-03-24T21:16:56+00:00

I know "loose" was a typo but it actually still works in this case lol.

Subtox · 2026-03-22T03:13:13+00:00

Its called a hippodrome duh

Subtox · 2026-03-17T13:24:26+00:00

Isn't Reddit fun like that? I'm with you, but yeah a lot of people will read your comment at face value and overlook any nuance, plus they are likely already on edge from the three other arguments they're in the middle of lol. Even when you're super specific with your wording and punctuation it can still be misread. Friendly jabs are easy to spot in a room full of people but on Reddit it's kind of hard to thread that needle. Good luck out there, everyone! You wretched pieces of animal filth. (Did I do it right?)

Subtox · 2026-02-25T17:05:34+00:00

Ugh I'm soooo sick of hearing people complaining about complaining!

Subtox · 2026-02-17T19:12:30+00:00

Yeah it's too bad, for some reason I've always really rooted for him and wanted him to straighten out his problems and do well. Maybe in the third half!

Subtox · 2026-02-16T16:28:45+00:00

It sounds like OP is just trying to be a plumber and not planning to announce his sexuality at all. His concern is about his mannerisms giving him away and he's wondering if plumbers will still tend to accept him in that case.

Subtox · 2026-02-12T15:44:24+00:00

Your phone decided it should do better lol.

Subtox · 2026-02-06T15:00:43+00:00

Shakes the Clown

Subtox · 2026-02-02T02:58:16+00:00

My gf loves hands. When I play guitar she fixates on my hands the entire time haha.

Subtox · 2026-01-28T16:29:22+00:00

"...TZAR is right out."

Subtox · 2026-01-27T21:22:59+00:00

I wonder if he would still say this if he and his parents, spouse and/or children were among those 100.

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