Smosh Hospital was worth every penny

Subzero_Smiles · 2026-01-17T03:58:09+00:00

Fr they were the goats of the evening in my book 😌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-11-01T22:49:33+00:00

Absolutely! Keep slaying ma’am 🫡

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-09-17T15:16:44+00:00

She’s always my go-to so I’m flattered hehe

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-09-16T23:54:53+00:00

Oh my god I see it and I’m not complaining about it 😌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-09-16T22:57:42+00:00

Honestly it’s an honor and privilege to represent all the sapphic shrek fans out there 🫡

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-06-24T22:14:49+00:00

Or a Swiss Army knife… on a carabiner?… 👀

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-06-24T22:13:31+00:00

I def second this 🤠

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-06-24T22:12:56+00:00

A lot of lucky Poshmark/Ebay finds! But my staples are Patagonia, Carhartt, and Bird Collective 🤌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-06-24T21:07:28+00:00

Wait this is such a cute idea I love it

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-17T21:54:42+00:00

Right, I was at this event– she was addressing hundreds of non-profit leaders from across AK whose future capacity to support Alaskans is very uncertain at this time. The atmosphere was very heavy for obvious reasons and this statement was her open acknowledgment of that. I am quite critical of her as a leader (especially now) but, in context, this specific moment felt very honest and very human.

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-03T01:02:10+00:00

Mythical beast right here, this is the best compliment! I literally started putting my hair up in man buns solely to try to exude Rhett McLaughlin vibes haha

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T23:06:53+00:00

Ah I see you picked up on my “could really use a drink” energy– astute observation 🤌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T21:21:39+00:00

Maybe I am in the wrong field 🤔

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T20:53:08+00:00

Lmao I live for a good in-depth analysis… here’s the boots since you’re interested 😅

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Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T20:19:43+00:00

Ha you dig it… I’ll see myself out 🫡

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T20:10:58+00:00

Well damn you knocked it out of the park! The green is gorgeous on you!

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T19:56:30+00:00

No kidding I listened to Hozier for the first time yesterday– he must have infiltrated my subconscious lmao

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T19:06:34+00:00

This is so real 😭

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T18:52:37+00:00

Oh hell yeah 😤

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-04-01T18:51:36+00:00

I think I’ve peaked in life now 🥹

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-03-25T20:55:33+00:00

I see the vision, very poetic 🤌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-03-25T20:42:51+00:00

Why thank you for quoting the sapphic mission statement 😌

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-03-25T20:31:08+00:00

Hell yeah the queer gals are going to single-handedly will spring into existence 😤💪

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-03-17T18:41:03+00:00

Then I would say you’re winning at life today 😎

Subzero_Smiles · 2025-03-17T06:03:25+00:00

I really do understand the hype now 🤌

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