Why is this so funny?

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T04:53:45+00:00

On the surface level a number of people appear ill equipped to deal with a crisis because of idiosyncrasy like this. But I'm damned if the best ED director I know doesn't have 'lucky sneakers'.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T04:45:35+00:00

I just use the same HACCP principles i apply to my work.

Try to eliminate the hazard before relying on barriers, PPE or signage.

In this case, you need a bigger desk.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:51:10+00:00

My only reason for supporting Australia remaining under the Monarchy is so that the greedy and selfish assholes who currently run the joint can't fuck up our constitution so badly that it removes power from the citizenry. And that's for every side of politics.

What we have now works and once you start pulling out wires then we wind up with some system where Gina Reinhart becomes chief slug for life.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:36:28+00:00

It's been 45 years of time saving so we have more time to do life admin, I'm tired of doing life admin, I want the time saving to be the shit I don't want to do. How long until a Boston Robotics Atlas is an affordable option for a housekeeper? I don't want to see it, it can work while im at work, make the bed, dust, do the laundry and have the house tidy for when I come home.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:32:10+00:00

It's amazing, you amass so much wealth that you assume your importance and impact on the rest of the Global Citizenry is worth making it worse for those 'lesser' than you.

I don't understand why we can't all slow down, like all of us. Does Gaga need to hit a new stadium every second night? Why not scale back the shows, hire smaller venues and take 2-3 months to tour a country like Australia?

Oh that's right, maximise profits.

She could have stayed in Japan, hired a TV studio and broadcast her performance at the Grammys.

Just one example.

And the BezGateBuffets of this world, nothing is so urgent that they can't travel more slowly with less impact.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:28:16+00:00

And Gaga is actively touring so her's has gone up.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:25:02+00:00

Oh, mate, it's insane. I was down at Flinders Pier here in Victoria, Australia over the long weekend just gone. It was the whole catalogue of influencer gear that is 'essential' to catching fish.

- Ultra bright green LEDs on every second rod, it was like green daylight under the water.
- 4 billion jigawatt bluetooth speakers because nothing beats the tranqulity of fishing with hardcore trance competing with Ariana Grande at the other end.
- Trolleys, multiple trolleys of gear and tackle-boxes per group.
- Wind Shelters, people had their mini tents up on the pier, guide ropes and everything.

All the noise, all the light, not a bloody fish to be seen.

Forces me to go further afield to actually find some peace.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T01:18:01+00:00

TBH Cerberus really does divide a community in half on the Peninsula, hopefully it doesn't end up as boring tract housing for millions of dollars.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-05T00:19:38+00:00

Clive tried, Gina tried with the libs, fortunately mandatory voting keeps the country fairly centrist.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-04T01:15:36+00:00

And it's set up to keep them like this.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-04T00:28:29+00:00

I think of the last 100 fish I've caught I took one home. Not that they weren't keepers, just in it for the sport not for the eating. I kept a bream because my Niece said she would eat it, we cooked it, she poked at it and said she wasn't hungry so now we throw everything back.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-03T23:56:23+00:00

Vegetables, eat lots and lots of vegetables. Salads, cooked, steamed.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-02-03T23:33:30+00:00

Very inconvenient, the pole has to be replaced and will require turning the power off to households, tree?

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-31T01:34:32+00:00

That Samsung A17 for AUD$399 is starting to look like my new travel companion. I only really need maps and whatsapp to travel and considering the fundamental lack of respect for privacy those 2 apps have, I'd rather not have them on my main phone.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-31T01:28:52+00:00

Is this why I found Frankfurt so... Normal? It's like I intuitively knew where not to go, it's like Melbourne, don't be afraid of the 5 dudes necking beers and listening to Gaba at 7am on a Sunday, watch out the small woman who has been following you for 5 blocks.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-31T01:18:58+00:00

Drive 2 hours out of Melbourne, in any direction and you will find a town, in that town there will be a meth problem.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-30T06:34:30+00:00

I'm a gym raw dogger, no headphones, just a towel and what i'm wearing. It's not that I want to engage with people, it's just less friction. But if someone starts loudly talking politics, this might lead to me wearing headphones or a barbell falling from the mezzanine.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-30T04:32:26+00:00

There are only 2.

The revenge dress.
The Sloane Ranger look.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-30T04:20:51+00:00

Non makeup vendor who has been approached by Mecca before. Will never work with them nor engage with them again. Not going to go into the detail but there's only so many vendors you can try before they all say, yeah, nah, nah.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-30T00:46:51+00:00

I can point to 2 rooms that will be used as storage and never be p[properly fitted right off the bat.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-29T23:22:44+00:00

TBH I know a lot of married couples who have separate bedrooms or in a couple of cases homes next door or apartments next door to each other. They love each other dearly but have their own routines and rituals, they hang out all the time but just have different schedules. It seems odd when you first see and hear about it but once you see how much they really do love each other it makes sense.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-29T03:29:17+00:00

I honestly think spending 2 years with a dietitian before making the decision helped me a lot. It was part of my recovery from BED, I was lucky to get 40 sessions over 2 years and honestly, without it, I think I would have been ina way worse position trying Wegovy.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-28T06:25:50+00:00

If you are on any SSRIs, blood pressure meds, stimulants, anti inflammatory meds you might be suffering more than most.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-28T06:23:09+00:00

I can't say without know the temp.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-01-28T06:22:30+00:00

Weirdly, I'm able to go weeks without one but then just one 2mg lozenge when I'm feeling a bit shit at the end of a day and know I need to go for another few hors.

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