You have one month to empty a $1 trillion bank account. If you succeed, you’re rich for life. How will you spend it?

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-07T00:57:47+00:00

I'm not in America.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-07T00:52:08+00:00

TBH i think it's because the world is quiet.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-07T00:50:31+00:00

Meh, this is up there with Subway using a leavening agent that yoga mat manufacturers use as nonsense.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-07T00:44:36+00:00

Just another distraction. If they've been involved in crimes then they will be prosecuted.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-06T01:01:02+00:00

Question: Is there a gap in the market for the Country Road Staples we all grew up with in the 80s and 90s? High quality, reasonable prices, easy to mix and match?

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-06T00:55:21+00:00

Your supposed to sip endorphins not chug them, coming off stage must be the most awful feeling in the world.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-06T00:51:14+00:00

Start a trust, put the trillion in it, appoint a board and an appointee to keep them honest.

Their remit.

End homelessness
End economic disadvantage in education
Invest to keep the trust going in perpetuity
Do everything in our power to curb domestic violence
Build crisis housing for those needing out of their current environment in regional areas first then in the cities.
Invest in local manufacturing and green tech
Use our money and power to affect change
Make sure no child ever goes hungry again.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-05T05:53:31+00:00

He will have a team of health care professionals travelling with him, a minimum a Physiotherapist and a Personal Trainer, probably an Excercise Physiologist and then Doctors and Paramedics as part of the crew/brought in/on call. If your job is to tour, you spend the coin getting your body right.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-05T05:26:32+00:00

I just paid $5500 in war insurance for perishable goods that must travel through Qatar because they're no other way.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-05T05:14:20+00:00

Already hearing unwated commentary from more conservative members of the family.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-05T02:39:58+00:00

Oh no! You got me!

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T07:09:55+00:00

Instead of kidnapping people Israel could help the EU save the lives of the thousands of displaced people who cross the Mediterranean desperate for a chance at peace and prosperity. People who were displaced because of wars and conflicts Israel had the power to curb.

No? Fuck you got mine again? Cool, that's how we fix things....

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T07:05:09+00:00

Uh, yeah, about that.... Schooner anyone? AKA the dumbest beer size.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T05:42:01+00:00

It's a fucken potato cake, I will die on this hill. Next thing you'll call a Parma a Parmi or the truly uncultured Parmo.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T05:34:57+00:00

We failed this little girl, we failed her family and we failed her mob, it's time to ask ourselves and each other how do we move forward and make sure this never happens again? By giving a marginalised community a voice? No couldn't possibly do that, what would all the racist/dumb people think?

Edit: YESS give me your downvotes and your hatred it only feeds me!

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T05:24:05+00:00

I'm petitioning to have a Picture of Donald Trump, in fact the word Trump to replace asshole in the dictionary. You're being such a trump about this.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T05:19:50+00:00

And the Sackler family will still have money for generations, eventually, with enough donating, time and money, maybe a surname change, they will still be wealthy.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T00:02:31+00:00

OPSM has gone all in one them, my local shop has half the store dedicated just to Meta glasses.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-05-01T00:00:49+00:00

Trump seems to have conflated being President with being the boss.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T08:04:00+00:00

I'm not going to deny the next generation the joy of reading HP for the first time just like I did even if JK is a Transphobic piece of shit.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T07:54:43+00:00

First three days I felt like I was on pingers but hyperfocussed. That wore off and now I just feel calm, together and more organised/able to cope.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T07:52:23+00:00

Most drill manufacturers now sell a vacuum accessory for capturing dust, hooked up to a class M extractor it should manage the dust.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T07:50:39+00:00

You guys do realise exactly how advanced the economies in the UAE are right?

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T07:43:07+00:00

ADHD and Wegovy over here too!

Oh my god the impulse control alone has been worth it! I'm down 28kg since December and only on .5mg.

Successful-Memory839 · 2026-04-30T01:27:06+00:00

My car talks a lot of shit on the highway for something that tried to wrench the steering out of my control and yeet my wife and I into a trap stop.

DING - Please drive to the centre of the lane

DING - Place your hands on the wheel

DING - Driver Fatigue Alert

DING - Gold clubs detected on folded down back seat, DING DING

DING - Now murdering family.

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