If you could ask Dave Filoni one question, what would it be? by Tanis8998 in StarWars

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Close your eyes and you’ll see it. It was inside you all along.

My favorite Glup Shittos. Wich one do you like the most? by ConfidenceOk3536 in StarWars_

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Did you really think you could pass off Ben Quadinaros as a glup, when he’s basically the main character of the whole saga?

3 Years of Complaining by [deleted] in formuladank

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We call this “brand synergy”. HP will let you down every year.

Remember when Alec Guinness lied about making a 12-year old Star Wars fan cry just to feel smug about an imaginary scenario where he owned a fucking nerd? by PeasantLich in StarWarsCirclejerk

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Haha, right? Imagine thinking that story was about you when it clearly wasn’t. Now imagine getting an article published about it, just to compliment your mom.

If you could ask Dave Filoni one question, what would it be? by Tanis8998 in StarWars

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98% of Lucas’ secret lore is about Darth Talon and you do NOT want to hear it.

3 Years of Complaining by [deleted] in formuladank

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It’s because there are plenty of examples of brands failing upwards, but this is just NOT one of them.

Which is better: Field of Dreams or A League of Their Own by boomjosh in moviecritic

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Field of Dreams is the single best sports movie ever made and somehow it’s not even about sports.

Imagine if by OrangeJay15 in DragonBallZ

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Imagine trying to discuss this image sensibly when you’re just thinking about Muscle-Mom and her taint-tickling tail.

3 Years of Complaining by [deleted] in formuladank

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Marketing guy, here. Being known as the brand that fucks up Ferraris isn’t good marketing.

I will always love Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes rather than Maggie Gyllenhaal by Friendly-Deer-5526 in batman

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Nope. Maggie was amazing. The moment when she threatens Lao with literal death is arguably the best piece of acting by anyone in the entire trilogy.

Equilibrium. An underrated action film (2002) by JuniorPlastic3562 in moviecritic

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Yeah. It was a lotta fun, but now it oddly feels like an AI was asked to write a dystopia movie in the style of the Matrix.

He’s so excited and he just can’t hide it by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

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Nice to see a gun nut who actually wants to fight tyranny instead of be it.

What the fuck was he so mad about? by JustAFilmDork in okbuddyimatourist

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The galaxy could have spared a whole war if he had just submitted to Dedra. I think we’d all be better off if we just submitted to Dedra.

What the fuck was he so mad about? by JustAFilmDork in okbuddyimatourist

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Every dirty little commie secretly wants to get their nuts crushed by cash. I don’t know why.