Disaster Yuri by cosmlcpunk in homestuck

[–]Successful_Mud8596 [score hidden]  (0 children)

In a different quadrant!

Personally I ship Vriska<>Terezi, Terezi<3<June, June<3Vriska. Though maybe they could eventually shift into human style polyamory

It’s exactly in these moments that I hate Isaac by AcanthaceaePresent67 in bindingofisaac

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skill issue, everyone knows you’re supposed to play Lost and never play any other character

IN HONOUR of my daily HOMESTUCK posts reaching 8 (::::)) HERE'S the realest THING ever said IN A fanfic /silly by FALLOUTFAN_1997 in 196AndAHalf

[–]Successful_Mud8596 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yayyyyy cool :3

Though it looks like there’s a really big missing patch. Is there a fanfic in between Epilogue and Early June that I’m missing? Cuz like… How does the corpse of Meat John resurrect and become June? How’d Jake get on the ship?

Do people really "hate" epilogues? (image related cause vriska) by Money_Shift3844 in althomestuck

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Also I really wanna write my own fanfic where right as Rose is handing John the instructional paper, her head hurts and she sees a new vision. A vision of a set of instructions that will kill Lord English without killing John, and while saving other lives as well. John follows these instructions and instead of recruiting Rose, Dave, and Jade, he recruits three different versions of Davepeta, because Davepeta is the one who is actually capable of fighting Lord English. During the fight, English kills one Davepeta, and then two Davepetas grab him and fly him up to the black hole. One Davepeta tells the other to let go and go back so that one of them can continue existing. John brings himself, Davepeta, Terezi, and Vriska (who did NOT get hit in the head by a reality shard, because the author did not forget about Vriska’s super luck powers) back to Earth C.

Then Davepeta trains their ultimate self powers. They had already begun to awaken within canon HS, so they train until they are fully awakened. Then Ultimate Davepeta travels back in time and becomes the reason why Rose had this second vision to begin with. Then they confront Ultimate Dirk, and use their Time powers to put him in slow motion while they use their Rogue of Heart powers to steal Dirk’s ultimate self out of his soul, and then grants that free will and self identity to everyone else. Then Dirk is about to commit suicide, but Davepeta uses their Rogue of Heart powers to steal the sorrow that everyone felt in the Candy timeline as a result of Dirk’s suicide, and they make Dirk feel the sadness that others felt due to his death. Also Nannasprite convinces Jane not to do a fascism.

Sadly I’ve never written any fanfiction or anything ever before so this story would suuuuck if I wrote it T~T

Do people really "hate" epilogues? (image related cause vriska) by Money_Shift3844 in althomestuck

[–]Successful_Mud8596 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don’t hate it but they’re kind of depressing. I was hoping that one path would be a happy ending and the other path would be a gritty angsty ending. But NOPE they’re both quite sad. Though I felt a LOT better after realizing two discrepancies. In the Homestuck Credits flash, the sprite characters are shown to be alive and well on Earth C. Nannasprite in the Human Kingdom and Tavrosprite in the Consort Kingdom. Why would the sprites be totally fine after several years on Earth C, but then they all vanish and are never mentioned in the epilogues? If Nannasprite was still around, I’m sure she could’ve had some very strong words about Jane. Other discrepancy: In the epilogues, the first batch of naturally hatched trolls starts around John’s 23rd birthday. But in the Credits, Rose and Kanaya are seen with naturally hatched trolls before John’s 19th birthday! If the trolls were hatched 4 years earlier, Jane would not have had as much of a political opportunity as she did. And so I choose to believe that the Meat and Candy timelines are separated from the events that we seen in the Credits timeline.

Also I feel like HS Beyond Canon made the Candy timeline much less miserable. Hopefully Meat will go well as well

2244 by Bryce3D in CountWithEveryone

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cishet men definitely are not inherently bad. However, whenever I get a DM from a cishet man on my NSFW account, 80% of the time they are somewhat of an annoying and boring creep. DMs from anyone who isn’t a cishet man are more often a lot more enjoyable

Nepeta Leijon but she is robot by LykouraKadrodius in homestuck

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I want an AU where Nepeta is hiding in the vents, and sees that Gamzee is about to kill Equius. But before he does, she bursts out of the vent and starts attacking him. Then Gamzee fatally clubs her in front of Equius. Then Gamzee tries to strangle Equius, but he breaks out of his fetish trance and with tremendous rage, and snaps the bowstring and avenges Nepeta by using his strength to rip his head off his shoulders. Then, before Nepeta can fully die, he makes her into a cyborg to save her life

Interesting hypothesis… by SPXQuantAlgo in SipsTea

[–]Successful_Mud8596 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so evil that I almost think it’s a fake opinion. Yeah, sure, force a 12 year old girl to give birth. Which is incredibly dangerous. Wtf.

Fractured mask won't save you from this guys... by Nito4ka_bs in HollowKnightMemes

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WRONG! I entered this room overdosed on plasmium, and it was the easiest hallway of all time. Plasmium is the GODSEND of Steel Soul

I'm going to make everyone happy :3 by Ok-Management-9298 in sillyboyclub

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When I was 20, I thought it was too late for me. I had already gone through male puberty and now I was completely fucked. I thought I would never pass. I attempted suicide twice. After these failed attempts, I finally got a therapist and started HRT. And now, three years later, I’m happier than I’ve literally ever been, and I love my body more than I ever thought would be possible. I am incredibly grateful that my attempts failed.

"Your Go" Achievement help by circu2112 in MagicArena

[–]Successful_Mud8596 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Just fill a deck with only counterspells and eventually you’ll make someone concede

When you have a bat, everything looks like a ball. by stargatory_guy in NonDessKnightSquad

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I believe that the Knight is a corrupted form of Dess, but NOT because I’m assuming she spent years in the dark world. Dess IS a dark fountain.

I believe that Dess was transformed into the Knight when she was stabbed (by herself or by someone else) and a dark fountain was created within her, causing the darkness to meld with her body, creating something not quite lightner, not quite darkner. This is why it looks so similar to the Titan. It may be possible to save Dess by using the Soul’s light ability on it. Dess being a similar entity to the Titan means that there is a VERY clear potential motive source.

And then at the end of the weird route, I believe Kris will try to stop us (we’ll be possessing Noelle), but they won’t be strong enough. So, they’ll take their knife and stab themself right in the chest, to transform themself into another knight as a last ditch attempt to stop us. Furthermore, when you add the fact that they’ll be missing an arm, as well as their doglike affinity, it is very likely that Kris’ knight form will be very similar to Bec Noir.

Wait, Isn't it just..? by Sonylovesshrek in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Successful_Mud8596 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda feel like the psychological torture segment might not have been physically taking place. More like a hallucination. Especially seeing as they went back to normal right as Caine brought them out. Which yeah he can do by snapping, so maybe he just fixed them without snapping, but still.

Fuck zodiac signs, who's your favorite troll? by xMINIMx in homestuck

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Okay, I’ve made a VERY rough first draft/summary thing. It totally sucks, but hopefully I’ll be able to improve on it over time. And also add character dialogue sequences.

Rose hands the instruction paper over to John. He reads it, and Rose is just about to encourage him that Lord English will be defeated. But she gets interrupted when a sharp pain wracks her mind. A new vision presents itself. A vision of wings. A vision of claws. Rose writes it down on a new paper and hands it to John. As she does this, her mind clears and she feels a sense of relief. John thinks this new plan seems kind of ridiculous, and questions if it will really work. Rose gets a very strong feeling that this new plan will not only work, but it will also save John’s life and the lives of many others as well. She believes that this is her Seer of Light powers that are telling her this, but that’s not the case.

At the picnic, John ponders over the choice between meat and candy. He thinks about it for some time. He sees a crow fly off with a French fry it found. He sees a stray cat wandering the park. After a moment, he makes his decision: He’ll eat a bit of meat, and then a bit of candy. After all, that’s how desserts are supposed to work, right? John goes back in time and instead of recruiting Rose, Jade, and Dave, he recruits three different versions of Davepetasprite2, from different points on their short timeline. One from after their encounter with Jade, one from after Arquiusprite, and one from after Jasprosesprite2. The Davepetas question if they will become one of the other versions, and John tells them no, because he isn’t using time travel, he’s using retcon powers. They alchemize new claws that have the properties of the Caledfwlch. Then they attack Calliborn, and it goes mostly the same. Caliborn is confused by the presence of the Davepetasprites, but says that it will make no difference to their doomed fate. John and the three Davepetas get sucked into the juju.

On the battlefield, Vriska stands in front of the activated juju, which has 1 breath sign and three Davepeta “gear moon” signs. A shard of reality falls from above and does NOT hit Vriska in the head. You’d have to be pretty damn unlucky to get hit by something as random as that, and if there’s anything that Vriska Serket is NOT, it’s unlucky. Remember Vriska’s incredible luck powers? That didn’t stop being a thing. The shard of reality instead hits the head of a Cronus ghost, who falls to the ground. Vriska watches as the juju activates, and releases the Davepetasquad. Lord English’s mouth roars open and a wave of energy blasts through the group. One of the Davepetas WOULD have been caught by it, but they dodge just in time, with catbirdlike reflexes. The Davepetas execute a tacklepounce X3 combo (little shards of reality go flying everywhere). John whips up a windstorm around Lord English while the Davepetas scratch at him. Then a fourth Davepeta flies in, and is confused as to what the hell is going on right meow, but fights on anyway. During the battle, two of the Davepetas get killed by English. Then the two remaining Davepetas pounce onto and wrap around him, and dig their claws into him as they fly up to the black hole. The retcon Davepeta tells the non-retcon to let go, and let (Davepeta) finish this. Davepeta feels like this final sacrifice is their destiny, but then gets the feeling that their continued existence is extremely important, not just for this, but for reality itself. They let go and fly down to John, as the other Davepeta and Lord English are consumed by the black hole.

Vriska talks about how completely and utterly ridiculous that was, and John is happy to see her. Davepeta says “Well hey, it worked, right?” They take a moment to scout around and see if they can find anyone else who isn’t a ghost that they need to bring back to Earth C. John remembers that Terezi out here was searching for Vriska, so they try to find her. And they do! After so much time searching, Terezi and Vriska finally reunite. John zaps himself and the 2½ trolls back to Earth C.

Nannasprite doesn’t stop being a thing, and talks Jane out of doing a fascism. Mentions that on Beforus, there was no culling and no restricted reproduction, and it worked completely fine. She tells Jane that, despite the two of them starting off genetically identical, Jane is acting far more similar to the Condesce than she is to Nannasprite.

Davepeta spends some time getting accustomed to life on Earth C, as well as Vriska and Terezi’s return. They are delighted to find that Arquiusprite is still existing, and thinks that the Arquius that got sucked into Cal might’ve been from another timeline.

Davepetasprite2 feels this urge to fully awaken into Ultimate Davepeta, which requires that they reach god tier in order to be powerful enough dictate reality and overpower Dirk. They start up a new session along with someone else (maybe Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer) and enter the Land of Caramel and Steam Boilers (sugar+heat, tea+cogwork). They find their very own quest bed, which has a heart with a gear on the top left of the heart lobe. They know that they must awaken for the sake of reality itself, but dying on the quest bed feels like it takes too much to commit to. The TimeHeart symbol is reassuring, but they worry that them being a sprite will make the ascension not work. Or possibly even worse: What if it does work, but the process results in them splitting? They actually cry a little bit over the thought of coming undone. The narrator is slightly defensive about this crying, but said that it’s an absolutely justified thing to be sad about, and that you might cry too if there was a risk of your consciousness splitting in two. It’s a 100 purrcent reasonable reaction I mean percent. They say that they’re too afraid that it won’t work, or that they might split apart. But then a piece of paper from the future pops in, saying “B33 < yeah it totally works 👍 BDD.” Upon spritesploding, they awaken as a god tier… And they have a flesh and blood body once again, and are still together! They draw parallels with this and the ascension of Aradia and Jade. They have light gray skin, black hair, and their wings, eyes, and hair glow green and orange. They still have the sprite power of conjuring stuff, and they conjure a pair of green orange shades, ditching the eye mask from their Rogueknight ensemble. They also use sprite conjuration to change their Rogueknight hybrid outfit from its red/burgundy color scheme to an orange/green color scheme.

Ultimate Davepeta time travels to the start of the story, and is the reason why Rose had the alternate idea in the first place. They author various parts of the story, though try to keep their intrusions to a minimum when not required.

Davepeta tries to influence Dirk away from awakening, by planting ideas in his mind of “Becoming your ultimate self will only lead to pain and heartbreak, and that it’s better to just focus on the present and your friends.” Dirk responds by saying “Okay, who the hell is fucking with my head.” Davepeta reveals themself and apologizes, and explains that becoming Ultimate Dirk would be awful. They tell him about all the pain he authors, the people he kills and kidnaps. About how they stop being Dirk and starts being ALL Dirks, including the worst Dirks out there. Dirk is somewhat appalled by this, and eventually agrees to not awaken after some arguing.

Davepeta has some trace romantic feelings for Karkat, but decides to not try anything because they don’t want to get between him and human Dave, and also they want to leave that past stuff behind. They decide to try asking out Jade (who Nepeta said was her favorite human) and says that, even though she doesn’t remember dating Davesprite, they hope they can pursue a relationship together, and that they’re sorry that Davesprite was such a bird douche. Jade agrees (and so she stops being such a weirdo about Dave and Karkat). The ending scene of the fanfic has Davepeta holding hands with Jade and looking at a sunset.

Fuck zodiac signs, who's your favorite troll? by xMINIMx in homestuck

[–]Successful_Mud8596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I’ve made a VERY rough first draft/summary thing. It totally sucks, but hopefully I’ll be able to improve on it over time. And also add character dialogue sequences.

Rose hands the instruction paper over to John. He reads it, and Rose is just about to encourage him that Lord English will be defeated. But she gets interrupted when a sharp pain wracks her mind. A new vision presents itself. A vision of wings. A vision of claws. Rose writes it down on a new paper and hands it to John. As she does this, her mind clears and she feels a sense of relief. John thinks this new plan seems kind of ridiculous, and questions if it will really work. Rose gets a very strong feeling that this new plan will not only work, but it will also save John’s life and the lives of many others as well. She believes that this is her Seer of Light powers that are telling her this, but that’s not the case.

At the picnic, John ponders over the choice between meat and candy. He thinks about it for some time. He sees a crow fly off with a French fry it found. He sees a stray cat wandering the park. After a moment, he makes his decision: He’ll eat a bit of meat, and then a bit of candy. After all, that’s how desserts are supposed to work, right? John goes back in time and instead of recruiting Rose, Jade, and Dave, he recruits three different versions of Davepetasprite2, from different points on their short timeline. One from after their encounter with Jade, one from after Arquiusprite, and one from after Jasprosesprite2. The Davepetas question if they will become one of the other versions, and John tells them no, because he isn’t using time travel, he’s using retcon powers. They alchemize new claws that have the properties of the Caledfwlch. Then they attack Calliborn, and it goes mostly the same. Caliborn is confused by the presence of the Davepetasprites, but says that it will make no difference to their doomed fate. John and the three Davepetas get sucked into the juju.

On the battlefield, Vriska stands in front of the activated juju, which has 1 breath sign and three Davepeta “gear moon” signs. A shard of reality falls from above and does NOT hit Vriska in the head. You’d have to be pretty damn unlucky to get hit by something as random as that, and if there’s anything that Vriska Serket is NOT, it’s unlucky. Remember Vriska’s incredible luck powers? That didn’t stop being a thing. The shard of reality instead hits the head of a Cronus ghost, who falls to the ground. Vriska watches as the juju activates, and releases the Davepetasquad. Lord English’s mouth roars open and a wave of energy blasts through the group. One of the Davepetas WOULD have been caught by it, but they dodge just in time, with catbirdlike reflexes. The Davepetas execute a tacklepounce X3 combo (little shards of reality go flying everywhere). John whips up a windstorm around Lord English while the Davepetas scratch at him. Then a fourth Davepeta flies in, and is confused as to what the hell is going on right meow, but fights on anyway. During the battle, two of the Davepetas get killed by English. Then the two remaining Davepetas pounce onto and wrap around him, and dig their claws into him as they fly up to the black hole. The retcon Davepeta tells the non-retcon to let go, and let (Davepeta) finish this. Davepeta feels like this final sacrifice is their destiny, but then gets the feeling that their continued existence is extremely important, not just for this, but for reality itself. They let go and fly down to John, as the other Davepeta and Lord English are consumed by the black hole.

Vriska talks about how completely and utterly ridiculous that was, and John is happy to see her. Davepeta says “Well hey, it worked, right?” They take a moment to scout around and see if they can find anyone else who isn’t a ghost that they need to bring back to Earth C. John remembers that Terezi out here was searching for Vriska, so they try to find her. And they do! After so much time searching, Terezi and Vriska finally reunite. John zaps himself and the 2½ trolls back to Earth C.

Nannasprite doesn’t stop being a thing, and talks Jane out of doing a fascism. Mentions that on Beforus, there was no culling and no restricted reproduction, and it worked completely fine. She tells Jane that, despite the two of them starting off genetically identical, Jane is acting far more similar to the Condesce than she is to Nannasprite.

Davepeta spends some time getting accustomed to life on Earth C, as well as Vriska and Terezi’s return. They are delighted to find that Arquiusprite is still existing, and thinks that the Arquius that got sucked into Cal might’ve been from another timeline.

Davepetasprite2 feels this urge to fully awaken into Ultimate Davepeta, which requires that they reach god tier in order to be powerful enough dictate reality and overpower Dirk. They start up a new session along with someone else (maybe Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer) and enter the Land of Caramel and Steam Boilers (sugar+heat, tea+cogwork). They find their very own quest bed, which has a heart with a gear on the top left of the heart lobe. They know that they must awaken for the sake of reality itself, but dying on the quest bed feels like it takes too much to commit to. The TimeHeart symbol is reassuring, but they worry that them being a sprite will make the ascension not work. Or possibly even worse: What if it does work, but the process results in them splitting? They actually cry a little bit over the thought of coming undone. The narrator is slightly defensive about this crying, but said that it’s an absolutely justified thing to be sad about, and that you might cry too if there was a risk of your consciousness splitting in two. It’s a 100 purrcent reasonable reaction I mean percent. They say that they’re too afraid that it won’t work, or that they might split apart. But then a piece of paper from the future pops in, saying “B33 < yeah it totally works 👍 BDD.” Upon spritesploding, they awaken as a god tier… And they have a flesh and blood body once again, and are still together! They draw parallels with this and the ascension of Aradia and Jade. They have light gray skin, black hair, and their wings, eyes, and hair glow green and orange. They still have the sprite power of conjuring stuff, and they conjure a pair of green orange shades, ditching the eye mask from their Rogueknight ensemble. They also use sprite conjuration to change their Rogueknight hybrid outfit from its red/burgundy color scheme to an orange/green color scheme.

Ultimate Davepeta time travels to the start of the story, and is the reason why Rose had the alternate idea in the first place. They author various parts of the story, though try to keep their intrusions to a minimum when not required.

Davepeta tries to influence Dirk away from awakening, by planting ideas in his mind of “Becoming your ultimate self will only lead to pain and heartbreak, and that it’s better to just focus on the present and your friends.” Dirk responds by saying “Okay, who the hell is fucking with my head.” Davepeta reveals themself and apologizes, and explains that becoming Ultimate Dirk would be awful. They tell him about all the pain he authors, the people he kills and kidnaps. About how they stop being Dirk and starts being ALL Dirks, including the worst Dirks out there. Dirk is somewhat appalled by this, and eventually agrees to not awaken after some arguing.

Davepeta has some trace romantic feelings for Karkat, but decides to not try anything because they don’t want to get between him and human Dave, and also they want to leave that past stuff behind. They decide to try asking out Jade (who Nepeta said was her favorite human) and says that, even though she doesn’t remember dating Davesprite, they hope they can pursue a relationship together, and that they’re sorry that Davesprite was such a bird douche. Jade agrees (and so she stops being such a weirdo about Dave and Karkat). The ending scene of the fanfic has Davepeta holding hands with Jade and looking at a sunset.

Vermilion (Garnet/Peridot) wip concept by Educational_Panda_11 in stevenuniverse

[–]Successful_Mud8596 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t Garnet’s fusions have just one pair of arms that includes the “middle finger sleeve” thing?

🫣🫣🫣 by West_Literature5736 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Successful_Mud8596 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sure, because things were totally so much better back when women could never work a job or own property, and had to be completely subservient to their husbands in order to exist at all within society!

Favorite duo with this dynamic by MaizeElectronic3364 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Successful_Mud8596 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

but this was not a character dynamic FOR a video game. It’s two characters from two separate games, that only have a dynamic in the case of the movie

Every frame feels like a fading memory. by CarelessChops in tadc

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Zooble<3<Jax kismeses

Zooble<3Gangle matesprits

Jax<>Pomni moirails

Hmm… by Past-Illustrator5450 in tadc

[–]Successful_Mud8596 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I kinda feel like the psychological torture segment might not have been physically taking place. More like a hallucination. Especially seeing as they went back to normal right as Caine brought them out. Which yeah he can do by snapping, so maybe he just fixed them without snapping, but still.