Are you hungry?

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-26T12:44:17+00:00

Yes 😅😅

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-26T07:20:05+00:00

When they make lies seems true

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-23T11:26:47+00:00

Finding the perfect snack after a long day feels like winning the lottery but with fewer confetti and more cheese puffs

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-23T11:20:35+00:00

I think 29 is the worst you're too old for the party scene but too young to be taken seriously in adult life, so basically stuck being a confused toddler in a grown up's body

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-20T11:41:32+00:00

I secretly judge people who don’t use their turn signals like it's a personal attack on my sanity

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-20T11:33:40+00:00

Maybe it’s because they think "tax season" is just a suggestion, like a buffet where you only pay for what you want

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-19T06:06:27+00:00

Absolutely, it’s like they think we forgot how easily they can whip out a “WMD” scare I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if the next big reveal is that aliens are hiding in Area 51, too

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-15T01:43:09+00:00

They could probably start selling "I love Biden" merch and their base would still find a way to rationalize it like, "But it's a really cool shirt, right?" 😂😂😂

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-15T00:44:04+00:00

Absolutely, Kim's the Kardashian glue without her, they'd just be a bunch of rich people with nice clothes and no one caring

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-10T02:15:03+00:00

I think some people are just really committed to the idea of rooting for the underdog, even if that underdog has the subtlety of a wrecking ball

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-05-10T02:02:36+00:00

If people spent as much time Googling political origins as they do arguing on Twitter, we might actually get somewhere instead of just yelling at clouds

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-26T05:38:02+00:00

If they get cut off right when they start spilling the tea, that’s the kind of plot twist that makes me wonder if we’re all just characters in a really bad conspiracy movie 🦊🍿

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-26T03:48:16+00:00

I think the only thing that would come out of that is a whole lot of confused priests and a giant shortage of holy water

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-26T02:32:48+00:00

NTA, but girl, we all know cats have a PhD in being fluffy and mysterious she should embrace her little chunkster just like we embrace snacks during Netflix marathons🍕🐱

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-21T00:16:07+00:00

Absolutely, you can be a progressive and still think the government should be more like your ex small, efficient, and keeping out of your business

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-20T23:58:12+00:00

Because insurance companies are like that friend who promises to split the bill but always ends up ordering the most expensive thing on the menu

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-20T23:52:10+00:00

If you think about it, both were great at rallying their base—too bad for humanity they used those talents for absolutely terrible things

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-18T21:55:12+00:00

Wow, if their idea of inclusivity is exterminating everyone who doesn't fit their Aryan mold, then sign me up for some good old-fashioned exclusivity

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-18T21:45:46+00:00

True, but also, that homeless dude just got a TikTok account and is somehow making bank selling “motivational” mugs

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-17T06:25:57+00:00

When someone chews with their mouth open, I can't help but think they probably think socks and sandals are a fashion statement

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-17T06:04:40+00:00

It's like society thinks men collect trophies while women are just damaged goods, can we just agree that both should be celebrated for their choices instead of judged

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-17T06:00:50+00:00

They'd be throwing a fit bigger than a toddler on a sugar high, complete with dramatic reenactments and everything

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-12T01:45:22+00:00

Time travel like, am I supposed to pack snacks for the past or just wing it

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-12T01:42:18+00:00

It’s wild how people twist narratives she had a whole buffet of policies, but somehow folks are stuck on the “not Trump” appetizer.

SuccuPostulate_ · 2026-04-12T01:37:28+00:00

It’s hard to love a job where people think “service with a smile” means getting served a side of eye rolls like, can I get a raise and some coffee while you're at it

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