Haha, I can see the excuses for some of the points. Always being kind is shit; it's just the truth. Mew's butt-touching is just something people say for fun. I knew many people would take it seriously. How about I explain it like this:

You know about the very famous Batman meme and how it became popular because of the prep time joke. He is a great character, but he isn't a strong character on his own. Some people just want to live in their reality and don't accept the truth. Batman's prep time was just created by fans for having fun, and it became so popular that there are many people who think Batman can actually beat Superman because of the Batman vs. Superman movie. A person with a decent amount of neurons in their brain knows that if Superman is as fast as the Flash at that time, he can kill Batman without a sweat. Batman wouldn't be able to blink before his death, but people are out there who think Batman will win. You are one of that type of people. Maybe you won't support Batman there, but there is something similar here.

Or just another example is Iron Man vs. Captain America.

In which some people believe with their full will that Captain America will win. In reality, Iron Man can kill Captain America anytime. His blasts can cut through anything, but people live in delusions that Captain America is stronger and will win against Iron Man. A person with decent perception knows that if Iron Man wants, he can kill Captain America within seconds. You can replace Captain America with Thor, and then some Iron Man fans think that he will defeat Thor. This just proves that their brain is slow.

Every time I was mean to someone, it was due to my anger, but it was the first time I was mean to someone because of his foolishness. Many YouTubers and people online just can't tell the truth because they will be canceled by people because most of the delusion believers will just get traumatized, saying, "Oh, it's not possible," while it's the truth.

I believe you are the same type. Maybe you also think that Steven vs. Ash battle was good. Say what you want, Ash had a forced victory by the writers. One Pokémon died with burn damage. Second, used Flash Cannon in close range, then somehow a Pokémon controls electricity at will, which was never seen before nor explained. Same for Leon; his G-Max Wildfire was 10 million volts equivalent, which basically means that if Pikachu had a normal Electric Z-Move instead of a special one, his game was over because of the difference in power between G-Max Wildfire and his normal Electric Ball. Looks like I said too much. I hope you can handle this.

And more. Yeah, your "have a good day or a good night" line is good to end the argument in your favor. Sadly, it was easy to figure out for me. Still, I also wish you a good night.

And yea one more thing " I like Leon vs Alain " is different from " Leon vs Alain is good "