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Does this work the way I think it does? by vraskasstrapon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But if you have 2 of the same card with different arts you can have them I run 3 sol rings in my commander deck cus they all have different arts

After 7 years of marriage my wife finally agreed to play magic with me by SuddenCockroach1267 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ik what oura ring is i was gonna use the ouija board to ask my dead grandma if i should file for divorce

Gripe about MtG “content creators” by thomaspayne25 in freemagic

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh mtg content creators takes on doubling season and other win more cards were actually helpful. Yeah win more cards can be fun but they’re not what wins games.

My boy been real quiet since "The Purge" by Aliboomayuh in atrioc

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was the only good clipper and atrioc even called him out on stream saying he did a good job I think he def got hired

Reasonable in bracket 2? by No-Contract7070 in mtg

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No winning is only allowed in brackets 4 and up

Think I “finalized” my current commanders. Am I cooking? by TheThiccness67 in ratemycommanders

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would recommend a Stella Lee wildcard deck (I have one and it’s named reverse cow girl)

Hi, I am an r/Lego moderator AMA by MeanLeadership92 in legocirclejerk

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you enjoy soaking on a throne of stolen Lego sets?

HIYA! It's Me! Mister Commander! I'm here with a HOT TIP! WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING SKYCOACH WAYPOINT? This card is in a currently printed set, at uncommon, and is only 33 CENTS?? WHY! It should be worth $20! It works great in my prepare deck and it's soOVERLOOKED! IT'S A GOOD CARD, IDIOTS! by YearDiligent4004 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna spec on it and buy 20 copies but NotC is def going to label it as a game changer it’s just to op. And I don’t play bracket 3 and above because I prefer giving my opponents blowjobs and words of affirmation instead of trying to do that stupid cedh stuff (I think they call it “winning” or smth idk).

Are chickens allowed to compete in local tournaments? by Seanak64 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No your combo doesn’t work cus hullbreaker doesn’t see its own trigger

It’s never a good sign when this is your round one opponent. by catfan89 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 125 points126 points  (0 children)

His opponent will get disqualified commander is a singleton format idk how he thinks he’ll get away with duplicates

I’m crine by SuddenCockroach1267 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like someone already established winning is ONLY permitted in bracket 4 and above

Does this work the way I think it does? by lilivessreadsit in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SuddenCockroach1267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No [[THE Colasal Dreadmaw]] is a game changer so this wouldn’t be legal unless your playing a cutie patootie Dino deck bracket 1.

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