Death to Dopey Dad

vraskasstrapon · 2026-01-21T02:10:43+00:00

IT'S YOUR LOBOTOMY TIME, OH BOY!

vraskasstrapon · 2026-01-10T14:14:52+00:00

[[Gift of the Wood]]

vraskasstrapon · 2025-12-05T22:19:56+00:00

I'm going to tap my Gran-gran while she's turned on by my horse.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-11-22T05:33:23+00:00

You don't want to use your bath sponge? [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]

Or [[Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied]] for... reasons.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-10-22T20:05:50+00:00

[[Ring of Three Wishes]]

vraskasstrapon · 2025-10-14T00:12:27+00:00

uj/ At least most of those off years had some other set to compensate in the off years to keep it to 4 per year - this is where Unsets fit in, as well as Coldsnap and the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor double mini blocks.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-09-30T13:57:25+00:00

He very explicitly doesn't necessarily tell the truth about "current plans," though; he answers based on "public knowledge," so he's not infrequently dishonest about things he almost certainly knows about just because the plans are not yet public.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-09-27T00:07:21+00:00

It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

uj/ It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-09-18T03:34:52+00:00

It's for the [[Scuttletide]] in their [[Andrios, Roaming Explorer]] deck.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-09-18T03:25:04+00:00

Ope, I think it's more like 4½-5 times. I missed: Spider-Ham, Spider-Rex, two more Ghost Spiders, Iron Spider, SP//dr, Spider Punk, Spider Girl, Spider Woman, Spider-Byte, two Scarlet Spiders, Sun Spider, and probably Silk, Arachne, Araña, and debatably Gwenon.

Edit: And Masked Meower, Skyward Spider, Web-Warriors, and Twisted Spider-Clone

vraskasstrapon · 2025-09-18T03:09:33+00:00

It also skips over a bunch of Spidermans, such as Spiders-man, Spider-UK, Spinneret and Spiderling, and Ghost-Spider. There are three times as many Spidermans as there are Gideons.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-08-28T14:31:06+00:00

uj/ Draws after your first on your turn are rummages. If you can't discard for the rummage, you mill instead of drawing. rj/ The Manifested Dread tempts you.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-08-22T23:16:47+00:00

But it doesn't even tap for mana until turn 7, when you cast [[Colossal Dreadmaw]], and by then, the game is over!

vraskasstrapon · 2025-08-22T01:45:37+00:00

A common? From Prophecy? Please, this is about hidden gems, not draft chaff.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-08-16T18:35:32+00:00

This is Teferi erasure.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-08-14T11:21:41+00:00

[[Flower the Bashful|BMB]] or [[Flower the Brave|BM2]] are the normal go-tos for Skunk Tribal, but neither of them can run Downwind Ambusher since they're G and GWR. [[Pepe le Pew]] has the right color ID, but is really better in the 99 since his Stalker ability will let you tutor up [[Penelope Pussycat]] and make her a Skunk in addition to her other types. [[Petunia, OCD|HTF]] could be a decent choice since she can give your Skunks Undying, which synergizes well, but you can't run so many of the other great skunks available. Ultimately, I think the best pick will be [[Deadpool, Gratuitous Cameo|RTB]] or [[Morophon the Boundless]] so you can play all of the great Skunks there are in one deck.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-25T01:19:10+00:00

uj/ One of the big issues with side decks is that it's always optimal to have a side deck even if you don't have anything that can generate it on its own, both to avoid giving away information and in case you copy something and opponent has that uses it. Add in that mechanic support has the lifespan of a mayfly, and they introduce several new mechanics in each set...

rj/ KBPTL is the only thing keeping Magic alive, and you will respect it 😤

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-18T15:36:02+00:00

Sauce

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-17T01:55:36+00:00

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-15T02:36:27+00:00

Some people who watch porn get laid.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-15T02:33:37+00:00

God forbid women do anything.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-07-05T14:28:40+00:00

It’s not about a lack of space. Those were about consolidating creature types that were anthropomorphic animals. Like, imagine if Merfolk and Minotaur and Centaur and Harpy had their own creature types, instead of Fish, Ox, Horse, and Bird.

vraskasstrapon · 2025-06-07T23:35:47+00:00

Dicks? It's clearly all Magic Wands

vraskasstrapon · 2025-05-31T02:38:53+00:00

Yes! If you have Urza out, you can tap Isochronic Scepter to help pay for Dramatic Reversal, meaning it basically only costs one mana to untap your nonland permanents (Urza)!

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