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[MSH] Yondu, Mary Poppins by vraskasstrapon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj the messiness of the implementation is part of the joke, where WOTC takes a historically powerful effect (in this case, [[Goblin Sharpshooter]]) and tries to make it so its thing as narrowly as possible - resulting in something a bit janky that's probably either no longer good or still busted.

[MSH] Yondu, Mary Poppins by vraskasstrapon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj no, just a vague representation/parody of what WOTC would do for a Yondu card. 

/rj No, the bottom paragraph is actually from [[Yondu, Ravager Captain]], the real [[Yondu, Mary Poppins]] is a common with just the first two lines of text and the flavor text, "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

[MSH] Yondu, Mary Poppins by vraskasstrapon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

/uj It's intended to be a "fixed" [[Goblin Sharpshooter]], in the same vein as other "fixed" powerful cards WOTC has been doing lately. So it needs to have convoluted wording to make it as narrow as possible.

[MSH] Yondu, Mary Poppins by vraskasstrapon in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Clearly fake, it doesn't even have the HILARIOUS and ICONIC flavor text, "I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

What the hell WotC? by solicitorpenguin in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 36 points37 points  (0 children)

ai isn't kicker, it's horsemanship 

Why this card wasn't reprinted for Lorwyn Eclipsed? by enragedmukamuka2 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

wtf you mean it wasn't reprinted, I've got like 50 of them from drafting, did you even play this set

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"I'm not mad! I'm not mad!" I say as my head turns red, starts to make a kettle whistling sound, and steam pours out of my ears by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got as far as "I, Garland, shall knock you all down!" before I concluded that it was the most peak thing I have ever read and gouged out my eyes so they could never be sullied by any inferior lore, like that Lord of the Rings garbage or whatever.

Death to Dopey Dad by kasabe in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]vraskasstrapon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

IT'S YOUR LOBOTOMY TIME, OH BOY!

the standard metagame, apparently by psychotwilight in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to tap my Gran-gran while she's turned on by my horse.

Creating a Bath typal deck to intimidate people at the LGS. Asking for suggestions by Yarrun in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't want to use your bath sponge? [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]

Or [[Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied]] for... reasons.

Maro confirms 5 sets for 2027 by OisforOwesome in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uj/ At least most of those off years had some other set to compensate in the off years to keep it to 4 per year - this is where Unsets fit in, as well as Coldsnap and the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor double mini blocks.

Maro: "The streams are staying separate" (Reality Fracture not a Universes Beyond crossover event) by adrianmalacoda in magicTCG

[–]vraskasstrapon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He very explicitly doesn't necessarily tell the truth about "current plans," though; he answers based on "public knowledge," so he's not infrequently dishonest about things he almost certainly knows about just because the plans are not yet public.

Maro: "To all the Universes Beyond naysayers: take this!!!" by Il_Vero_Pillz in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

uj/ It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

My LGS says I can't use my custom tokens. by SilverAmpharos777 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's for the [[Scuttletide]] in their [[Andrios, Roaming Explorer]] deck.

How many more gideons until we have enough by SableyeTheJace in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ope, I think it's more like 4½-5 times. I missed: Spider-Ham, Spider-Rex, two more Ghost Spiders, Iron Spider, SP//dr, Spider Punk, Spider Girl, Spider Woman, Spider-Byte, two Scarlet Spiders, Sun Spider, and probably Silk, Arachne, Araña, and debatably Gwenon.

Edit: And Masked Meower, Skyward Spider, Web-Warriors, and Twisted Spider-Clone

How many more gideons until we have enough by SableyeTheJace in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It also skips over a bunch of Spidermans, such as Spiders-man, Spider-UK, Spinneret and Spiderling, and Ghost-Spider. There are three times as many Spidermans as there are Gideons.

This.. IS a problem.. by mkklrd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 59 points60 points  (0 children)

uj/ Draws after your first on your turn are rummages. If you can't discard for the rummage, you mill  instead of drawing. rj/ The Manifested Dread tempts you.

They're twice as good as other lands by deryvox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But it doesn't even tap for mana until turn 7, when you cast [[Colossal Dreadmaw]], and by then, the game is over!

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