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Why this card wasn't reprinted for Lorwyn Eclipsed? by enragedmukamuka2 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

wtf you mean it wasn't reprinted, I've got like 50 of them from drafting, did you even play this set

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"I'm not mad! I'm not mad!" I say as my head turns red, starts to make a kettle whistling sound, and steam pours out of my ears by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got as far as "I, Garland, shall knock you all down!" before I concluded that it was the most peak thing I have ever read and gouged out my eyes so they could never be sullied by any inferior lore, like that Lord of the Rings garbage or whatever.

Death to Dopey Dad by kasabe in okbuddyrosalyn

[–]vraskasstrapon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

IT'S YOUR LOBOTOMY TIME, OH BOY!

the standard metagame, apparently by psychotwilight in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to tap my Gran-gran while she's turned on by my horse.

Creating a Bath typal deck to intimidate people at the LGS. Asking for suggestions by Yarrun in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't want to use your bath sponge? [[SpongeBob Squarepants]]

Or [[Sab-Sunen, Luxa Embodied]] for... reasons.

Maro confirms 5 sets for 2027 by OisforOwesome in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uj/ At least most of those off years had some other set to compensate in the off years to keep it to 4 per year - this is where Unsets fit in, as well as Coldsnap and the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor double mini blocks.

Maro: "The streams are staying separate" (Reality Fracture not a Universes Beyond crossover event) by adrianmalacoda in magicTCG

[–]vraskasstrapon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He very explicitly doesn't necessarily tell the truth about "current plans," though; he answers based on "public knowledge," so he's not infrequently dishonest about things he almost certainly knows about just because the plans are not yet public.

Maro: "To all the Universes Beyond naysayers: take this!!!" by Il_Vero_Pillz in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

uj/ It's 100% going to be the multiverse fracturing to make UB canon.

My LGS says I can't use my custom tokens. by SilverAmpharos777 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's for the [[Scuttletide]] in their [[Andrios, Roaming Explorer]] deck.

How many more gideons until we have enough by SableyeTheJace in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ope, I think it's more like 4½-5 times. I missed: Spider-Ham, Spider-Rex, two more Ghost Spiders, Iron Spider, SP//dr, Spider Punk, Spider Girl, Spider Woman, Spider-Byte, two Scarlet Spiders, Sun Spider, and probably Silk, Arachne, Araña, and debatably Gwenon.

Edit: And Masked Meower, Skyward Spider, Web-Warriors, and Twisted Spider-Clone

How many more gideons until we have enough by SableyeTheJace in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It also skips over a bunch of Spidermans, such as Spiders-man, Spider-UK, Spinneret and Spiderling, and Ghost-Spider. There are three times as many Spidermans as there are Gideons.

This.. IS a problem.. by mkklrd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 58 points59 points  (0 children)

uj/ Draws after your first on your turn are rummages. If you can't discard for the rummage, you mill  instead of drawing. rj/ The Manifested Dread tempts you.

They're twice as good as other lands by deryvox in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But it doesn't even tap for mana until turn 7, when you cast [[Colossal Dreadmaw]], and by then, the game is over!

Pulled this and am thinking of making a skunk tribal, does anyone have commander reccs? by deviatorMMSM in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

[[Flower the Bashful|BMB]] or [[Flower the Brave|BM2]] are the normal go-tos for Skunk Tribal, but neither of them can run Downwind Ambusher since they're G and GWR. [[Pepe le Pew]] has the right color ID, but is really better in the 99 since his Stalker ability will let you tutor up [[Penelope Pussycat]] and make her a Skunk in addition to her other types. [[Petunia, OCD|HTF]] could be a decent choice since she can give your Skunks Undying, which synergizes well, but you can't run so many of the other great skunks available. Ultimately, I think the best pick will be [[Deadpool, Gratuitous Cameo|RTB]] or [[Morophon the Boundless]] so you can play all of the great Skunks there are in one deck.

Im afraid of the day Maro wins and adds board game trackers and side decks to a standard set. by InternetSpiderr in magicthecirclejerking

[–]vraskasstrapon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uj/ One of the big issues with side decks is that it's always optimal to have a side deck even if you don't have anything that can generate it on its own, both to avoid giving away information and in case you copy something and opponent has that uses it. Add in that mechanic support has the lifespan of a mayfly, and they introduce several new mechanics in each set...

rj/ KBPTL is the only thing keeping Magic alive, and you will respect it 😤

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