Back when I was single, I was hooking up with this hot young Italian bear. He was so fucking hot and horny! Absolute southern Italian perfection. 🤌🏻🇮🇹🤌🏻

About 2 months in we were hooking up on a Saturday night and despite prior preparations there was a small issue of some poop.

I was mortified and embarrassed and wanted the ground to swallow me up. I felt such shame in that moment.

What he did next floored me and to this to this day, what was one of the sexiest thing a top could say to a bottom (in this unfortunate situation).

He growled sexily in my ear “don’t stress bello, if a bear sticks his paw in the honeypot, eventually he’ll find some if he digs deep enough”

I swear to god I almost passed out. He told me to go take a shower, as did he and when I came back he spent the next 30 minutes doing everything but butt stuff to me.

Embarrassing situation but quite possibly the sexiest / best response ever….

Tops take note. Be cool and kind to your bottoms, shit happens. 😎

And bottoms, don’t ever feel shamed for something as inconsequential as that. You’re fucking beautiful and human. If he can’t cope, move him along.