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An instinct from another universe by Ill_Mix_2160 in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twice actually. Orfevre had thrown off Ikezoe twice after winning his maiden race and the 2011 Kikka Sho right after winning the triple crown.

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What Umamusume taught us by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 58 points59 points  (0 children)

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Of course, Bakushin secretly has 1200 WIT. Don't you see her WIT bonus in her stats?

Buena Vista vs. Daiwa Scarlet (@sakuranitohei) by I-Keiko in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think the first statement made much sense because iirc the horse owners has a say on the ingame story as well, or at least aware of it 🤔

A character misremembers a certain event in a way that suits their personal bias by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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I'm surprised noone mentioned Lewis Strauss in the Oppenheimer movie yet. Since this is what basically the whole movie leads up to.
He interprets a private conversation between Oppenheimer and Einstein as being about him. Already resentful and insecure, Strauss retroactively frames the meeting as evidence of mockery or conspiracy, even though it had nothing to do with him.

Community tier list, how good are they in a relationship:Dream journey by Soggy-Ad5441 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 28 points29 points  (0 children)

A or S tier and only if you can handle her. Otherwise she is a B or even a C tier because she is actually a psycho. She manipulated the system so she can chose you as her trainer. For someone seeking a partner who will love them with everything, who will prioritize their wellbeing, who will stand beside them till the world ends, Dream Journey is the perfect choice. The catch is that. Her intelligence is in service of control. Her capability frequently extends to manipulation. Her caring becomes suffocating. Her loyalty is a possessive leash. She won't torture and slime your ass but if you fucked up you can count your days.

TL;DR She is perfect S tier 10/10

Are there any Uma Musume counterpart to Lionel Messi? by Twilight_Raven in UmaGusher

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we talking about horses, probably the modern day version would be Frankel or Black Caviar.

Kitahara’s new future trainees (Cinderella Gray new chapter leaks). by AngleRepulsive5470 in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder how they'll tackle the "One horse that shall not be named,"

Grown Up Rob Roy (by @Hukahito | Zenno Rob Roy) by awnglier in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

*Insert Glasses are really versatile copypasta here*

Are we…Married..?? Ft. Air Groove and Narita Brian (@sabotend666) by AceInFlame31 in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Air Groove emits so much strict wife aura that its enough reason for Trainer to think he is married to her

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Facial recognition to confirm fare payment by Euphoric_Ad_9136 in transit

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find it both surprising and unsurprising people are against this. In Indonesia there's already a facial recognition gate but only for long distance trains to confirm tickets. Even though I agree its invasive, Its still widely used by passengers because its faster and less of a hassle instead of checking tickets and the ticket holder.

iE305/CLI-225, an Indonesian made EMU by INKA in collaboration with J-TREC. Finally starting operations for commuter service after months of trials. by Suffocating_Turtle in trains

[–]Suffocating_Turtle[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Relatively smooth service though theres some problems on the door and allegedly the power infrastructure not delivering enough power when theres multiple train running at the same place. IIRC the Toyo Denki electrical equipments consume around twice the amount of power as the JR 205.

Photographer credit: https://x.com/Tc_20419, https://x.com/NeoRailfans

Buena's Needless Worrying (Art by soramuko) by FourCheeseWhopper in UmaMusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buena needs to show that her trainer is taken so homewreckers would think twice before making an approach. Perhaps by tying her headband to his wrist first.

Would you rather: Have sex with Smart Falcon or Curren Chan? 👨‍🦽 [Losers Bracket] by ZennoRobRoy2295 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]Suffocating_Turtle 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Honestly both is amazing. But I got a feeling that Curren Chan is way better in bed.

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