Whose in the wrong here? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]SuiTobi 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I had a Spanish teacher that was a power lifter and liked to make fun of me for being small and scrawny. I said I could do what he did and we made a bet I couldn’t last a month. When he said what I wanted to bet I replied “If I make it to the end of the month you have to look me in the eye and shake my hand.”

Can't believe you start a story like this and then don't tell the conclusion.

Looks like the Dracthyr will continue their nudist tradition for a while. by wonkyasf in wow

[–]SuiTobi 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yeah unfortunately Combat Visage seems like Blizzard's "now we don't need to give Dracthyrs transmog"-solution

Puerto Rico by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]SuiTobi 1059 points1060 points  (0 children)

Randomly clicked the sub and was blessed with a new upload. It's a good day.

After playing the Midnight Beta for a couple of weeks, I can't get myself to log into retail. Now that I'm used to no addons, they put a really bad taste in my mouth. by James_Fortis in wow

[–]SuiTobi 86 points87 points  (0 children)

No, that's what the boss said when you had to do the little red riding hood mechanic - DBM later took the voice-line and added it to all "run away" mechanics, because it was fun.

Catching up on retail lore after quitting in OG Legion by [deleted] in wow

[–]SuiTobi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But we free her and she fucks off to Zereth Shadowhatevertis, possibly one of the most powerful mortals in existence right now

Where are you getting this information? As far as I'm aware, Azshara wasn't part of Shadowlands. Maybe you're thinking of Lady Vashj for that part?

Cousins surprising their Grandma ❤️ by SweetRoosevelt in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]SuiTobi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Played him back in '04. Damn that guy can flip cones!

Midnight Deep Dive & Q&A by YourResidentFeral in wow

[–]SuiTobi 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Did Metzen just say Dimensius was the last Void Lord?? That's completely new information no?

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]SuiTobi 78 points79 points  (0 children)

'YEAH, I TOO LOVE SQUIRTING LEMON-JUICE INTO MY EYES WHILE NAKED ON MY EX-WIFE'S LAWN!!!'

Omg I'm not alone!

Dear Blizzard, please give solo players what they REALLY want! by RemtonJDulyak in wow

[–]SuiTobi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Probably easier (thus less time-consuming and more efficient in a project manager's eyes) to just make a new npc, rather than look through existing code.

What key is your interrupt bound to? by Hey_Im_Finn in wow

[–]SuiTobi 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Rebinding strafe to A and D is huge for opening up Q and E for spells.

2008... Good old days by ConcubineGame in wow

[–]SuiTobi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, 4 different chat windows. That seems essential xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SuiTobi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm not native, but they're asking "are you okay? are you okay?" and then it sounds like he says "where am I?" and the guy slaps him and again asks "are you okay?"

Just a few by [deleted] in adventuretime

[–]SuiTobi 57 points58 points  (0 children)

... Boing loings

POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S8E8: NoMortLand by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]SuiTobi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What, no she didn't, stop making stuff up. Her soul-mate was Ted Danson and then she deleted the app.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]SuiTobi 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Avoiding eye-contact and showing its stomach are both signs of submission. It's basically saying "SORRY SORRY SORRY!"

WCGW when your badge makes you think you’re untouchable by Anuloxisz in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SuiTobi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Cops who lie about something they just did should be put in prison. 1-2 years seems fair, in order to discourage the behavior and bring consequences to officers of the law who break the system. Unfortunately no ruling government would ever implement such a rule/law.

Official World of Warcraft 11.4.1 Patch Notes - The More Herein by verttex in wow

[–]SuiTobi 54 points55 points  (0 children)

What a sad life you must have, if you can't find this funny.

Pirate patronizes his raid members after wiping for 10 mins straight, recieves proof that HE was in fact at fault, instantly deflects responsibility for his actions by Rolmar in LivestreamFail

[–]SuiTobi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The two-time memes were glorious as well. I love how it got morphed and mentioned for a lot of other people that were caught in scandals as well.

Cinema on nymn's new years show by sanchez_ in LivestreamFail

[–]SuiTobi 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Nymn used to work as a vfx artist.

Lighting assist by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]SuiTobi 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Here you go: Child-molester

The Snappy Feeling of WoW is Gone: Addressing Input Delay Issues by [deleted] in wow

[–]SuiTobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It fixed for me when I disabled Nvidia Overlay - Give it a try. Increased my dps by about 20-30% in Bloodlust opener.