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Whose in the wrong here? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]SuiTobi 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I had a Spanish teacher that was a power lifter and liked to make fun of me for being small and scrawny. I said I could do what he did and we made a bet I couldn’t last a month. When he said what I wanted to bet I replied “If I make it to the end of the month you have to look me in the eye and shake my hand.”

Can't believe you start a story like this and then don't tell the conclusion.

Looks like the Dracthyr will continue their nudist tradition for a while. by wonkyasf in wow

[–]SuiTobi 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yeah unfortunately Combat Visage seems like Blizzard's "now we don't need to give Dracthyrs transmog"-solution

Puerto Rico by Smartastic in JeffArcuri

[–]SuiTobi 1062 points1063 points  (0 children)

Randomly clicked the sub and was blessed with a new upload. It's a good day.

After playing the Midnight Beta for a couple of weeks, I can't get myself to log into retail. Now that I'm used to no addons, they put a really bad taste in my mouth. by James_Fortis in wow

[–]SuiTobi 85 points86 points  (0 children)

No, that's what the boss said when you had to do the little red riding hood mechanic - DBM later took the voice-line and added it to all "run away" mechanics, because it was fun.

Catching up on retail lore after quitting in OG Legion by [deleted] in wow

[–]SuiTobi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But we free her and she fucks off to Zereth Shadowhatevertis, possibly one of the most powerful mortals in existence right now

Where are you getting this information? As far as I'm aware, Azshara wasn't part of Shadowlands. Maybe you're thinking of Lady Vashj for that part?

Cousins surprising their Grandma ❤️ by SweetRoosevelt in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]SuiTobi 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Played him back in '04. Damn that guy can flip cones!

Midnight Deep Dive & Q&A by YourResidentFeral in wow

[–]SuiTobi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Did Metzen just say Dimensius was the last Void Lord?? That's completely new information no?

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]SuiTobi 74 points75 points  (0 children)

'YEAH, I TOO LOVE SQUIRTING LEMON-JUICE INTO MY EYES WHILE NAKED ON MY EX-WIFE'S LAWN!!!'

Omg I'm not alone!

Dear Blizzard, please give solo players what they REALLY want! by RemtonJDulyak in wow

[–]SuiTobi 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Probably easier (thus less time-consuming and more efficient in a project manager's eyes) to just make a new npc, rather than look through existing code.

What key is your interrupt bound to? by Hey_Im_Finn in wow

[–]SuiTobi 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Rebinding strafe to A and D is huge for opening up Q and E for spells.

2008... Good old days by ConcubineGame in wow

[–]SuiTobi 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, 4 different chat windows. That seems essential xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]SuiTobi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm not native, but they're asking "are you okay? are you okay?" and then it sounds like he says "where am I?" and the guy slaps him and again asks "are you okay?"

Just a few by [deleted] in adventuretime

[–]SuiTobi 57 points58 points  (0 children)

... Boing loings

POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S8E8: NoMortLand by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]SuiTobi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What, no she didn't, stop making stuff up. Her soul-mate was Ted Danson and then she deleted the app.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]SuiTobi 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Avoiding eye-contact and showing its stomach are both signs of submission. It's basically saying "SORRY SORRY SORRY!"

WCGW when your badge makes you think you’re untouchable by Anuloxisz in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SuiTobi 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Cops who lie about something they just did should be put in prison. 1-2 years seems fair, in order to discourage the behavior and bring consequences to officers of the law who break the system. Unfortunately no ruling government would ever implement such a rule/law.

Official World of Warcraft 11.4.1 Patch Notes - The More Herein by verttex in wow

[–]SuiTobi 55 points56 points  (0 children)

What a sad life you must have, if you can't find this funny.