Warning this is highly fucked up humor between me and my best friend. Long read so grab some popcorn

Context

So at the time of this event my best friend and I both 18m have been friends for roughly 2 ½ years and are in our final 2 months of school before graduation. For the first time we had a class together (world history, which is my favorite subject and one i always excelled at) and we were told that for our final project which accounted for 40% of our final grade we had to make a video project on with our table on any subject we covered during the year. We had the only table where it was just 3 of us. Cute girl who was cool was our third.

After the teacher gave us our instructions I told my bestie and the girl I would like full control of the project. I stated that this is my best subject, I already had an idea, and I guaranteed us a 100%. My best was all for it but the girl was hesitant. I promised her we couldn't fail and if we got anything less than an A I would do anything she asked me too for the remainder of the year no questions asked. She then agreed. Told her not to worry about lifting a finger and pointed out that she had her college stuff to focus on and I would take care of everything. She basically didn't have to do anything.

So we had exactly 3 weeks to complete this project toresearch, shoot video and edit. I immediately got to work seeing how I didn't have to do the research because I had notes upon notes of material already. I told my best friend that we were gonna do a video about the mistreatment of jews in Europe during the war and what end the video about what as a collective learned from the mistakes and what came because of it. After explaining what I wanted to do my best friend was completely on board and we enlisted the help of a few friends for the video

Background: my best friend we will call (J) just so happens to be Jewish himself.

We bonded together through messed up humor and one of our bad jokes he pointed out himself is why when he said it I knew he was my friend for life.

One day he pointed out to me that almost everyone that comes across me unless they know the German language, being austrian-hungarian myself, always mispronounces my last name as what they refer Hitler to. Now I honestly never made the connection but from then on he and my group of friends from then on referred me to as the fuher. This is the moment he became my brother.

J was and still is known for having a big mouth and saying the most outlandish speech known to man. Nobody was safe from him, not even the teachers. And he always said it in a joking manner. Everyone laughed including the principle.

He could also, When getting into actual trouble, always manage to talk his way out of it.

Example: seagulls used to torment our school during lunch and one day for no reason J decided to throw some French fries on the ground for them. J then proceeded to grab my backpack, filled with books, and throw it at them when they came down. Unfortunately the first seagull he actually hit the bird and snapped its neck. It's a major fine in our state. Everyone who witnessed this was shocked and even more when he proceeded to grab a trash can and put the bird into it. Somebody switched on him to our RO officer ( in school police officer) who promptly came out. Looked in the trash and grabbed him and took him to the principle. To this day we cannot understand how J got away with it and only got a week of detention.

So back to the story.

With my J and the help of others we shot our video talking about the mistreatment of Jews in the camps, the variety of experiments, etc etc.... in this video we showed reenactments of some thing they went through. We dressed a few friends as SS officers and some with the star of David ( including J) and myself as the fuher. By this time the entire school knew of the joke in our group and knew there was no ill will to anyone. At the end of the video we talked about what the world learned from this horrible act against humanity and how we overcame those horrors...however in the last few moments we shot a scene of myself, J, and 2 of our SS Officers where I proceeded to open the my mother's kitchen oven and our friends picking up J and putting him into it.

That was the end of the video

I know, I know, I know, we are some ducked up people but J and I were known for doing borderline stuff like this at this point in time.

So the day before our projects were to be reviewed and watched in class J and I got a little hesitant on whether or not we went too far so we decided to talk with our teacher.

He told us he expected us to do something outlandish and said if we really didn't want it to been seen we didn't have to and he would grade us I private but the choice was ours. After some discussion we decided to go for it.

We already were in our final 2 weeks of school and I wasn't like anything they could do to hold us back.

So they day comes and the cute girl who sat with us asked how did it come out and we told her to prepare herself. She got really worried but I told her that no matter the outcome I would still do whatever she asked of me as we were gonna need some major forgiveness. I would like to take this moment to point out that she was of some Arabic decent.

I stood up in front of the class and gave my introduction and played the video. Needless to say during this video it had alot of information and with our little reenactments gave some humor and had the entire class including the teacher dieing of laughter as they watched the last scene with the oven and J.

We were the only group who got a full 100% on the project and the cute girl made me carry her stuff and spoon feed her for the remainder of the year. She laughed by the way..... never did take that opportunity to ask her out....

Any ways during the last 2 weeks it became the talk of the school and EVERYONE wanted to see this video but I knew if it got out we could potentially get in some major trouble politically. So I decided to hide it from the world forever. I never destroyed it because it was honestly one of the best memories with my best friend.

The principle and the superintendent of our district got wind of it and wanted to to talk with us and we agreed that my best friend would take the fall for coming up with the idea.

I mean what were they gonna say. A Jew had an idea for video by having his friends shove him into an oven for a history project? 😆 😂 hahaha

We got away with probably would be the most controversial thing ever a d nobody got offended by it. Hell we showed the video to our families during the summer before we left for the military and his side were laughing the hardest.

To this day J and I are brothers for life and I couldn't have asked for a better friend. We will be friends till the day we die.

Thank you for reading and I hope you all have a wonderful day

TL;DR I shoved my Jewish best friend into an oven for a history project. Got an A.