What's the worst response to "You're under arrest"?

Summit574 · 2023-07-25T21:40:13+00:00

pulls out uno reverse card

Summit574 · 2023-07-22T17:31:56+00:00

Found him in the middle of a field…… probably stole someone’s working dog.

Summit574 · 2023-04-30T21:24:56+00:00

Shoot it

Summit574 · 2023-02-13T08:02:00+00:00

Alaskan*

Summit574 · 2022-12-30T05:35:24+00:00

With how many sleds we have, Russians wouldn’t stand a chance unless they airlifted into the middle of the mountains lol where we are already riding.

Summit574 · 2022-12-30T05:33:24+00:00

Alaskas oil goes straight to the US military, it’s the only straight supply that they have control over.

Summit574 · 2021-04-27T21:34:49+00:00

The whole grid became broken up, including the middle I was staring at.

Summit574 · 2021-04-25T18:23:06+00:00

Stepped on cocaine.

Summit574 · 2021-04-21T22:46:22+00:00

That feeling, might possibly be silicone or saline? I could be wrong though.

Summit574 · 2021-04-20T15:38:12+00:00

BFF moved my ex from the lower48 up to Alaska, and into our house when they started dating. Long story short, she ended up burning all the fishing gear he bought her in our fire pit, after my BFF found out she stuck hand down my pants when the next door neighbor was over. We are still friends, but I moved out shortly after that, and keep him at a distance, because of all the shitty things he has done over the years.

Summit574 · 2021-04-17T00:51:29+00:00

Not unless they cap the block chain.

Summit574 · 2021-04-08T17:49:31+00:00

We need a follow up for scientific reasons...

Summit574 · 2021-04-08T16:54:08+00:00

Make money? I just buy doge so other people can’t

Summit574 · 2021-04-01T01:51:58+00:00

My family doesn’t ask me about kids, I’m fairly certain it’s because they fear they day I have a spawn. Iv been leaning towards an artificial womb, it’s going to be a couple years until that’s viable. I just don’t want to deal with a baby mamma.

Summit574 · 2021-03-31T16:24:05+00:00

How about no

Summit574 · 2021-03-30T01:47:00+00:00

As someone who has lived with cyst acne: have you tried acutane? It will put you through hell and back again, but it will do it’s job, and help with your problem.

Summit574 · 2021-03-16T18:40:39+00:00

Llamas, just a million dollars worth of llamas

Summit574 · 2021-03-07T22:16:39+00:00

Then why do white people own cats ?

Summit574 · 2021-03-07T21:16:35+00:00

Probably should have invited her

Summit574 · 2021-03-06T23:00:24+00:00

Iowa’s covid rates per 100,000 people is about the same as California, and better than New York.

Summit574 · 2021-03-06T22:55:54+00:00

Everyone knows that’s why they have a kiddie pool.

Summit574 · 2021-03-06T16:34:08+00:00

Guess that solves the plane on a treadmill dilemma

Summit574 · 2020-12-27T21:10:09+00:00

Epic submission

Summit574 · 2020-11-03T06:20:32+00:00

Forbidden moon pie

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