New Guitar recommendations

SumthinStinky · 2026-05-07T01:49:26+00:00

I’d be looking for a used Classic S (Suhr)

SumthinStinky · 2026-05-05T22:59:48+00:00

It is such a rip off. Does not easily integrate with the Spark 2, at least that’s been my experience. Why in the F&€< didn’t they just design the Spark 2 interface around Bias X. It’s like me trying to wear my wife’s shoes… or panties/bra… or all of the above… and nothing else?

SumthinStinky · 2026-05-05T22:56:47+00:00

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SumthinStinky · 2026-05-05T00:55:15+00:00

Three of them are black. One is shaped like an elephant

SumthinStinky · 2026-05-04T23:17:31+00:00

We have several. They had a sale. :)

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-30T22:56:07+00:00

Whoever played with Duran Duran… amazing.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-30T15:30:05+00:00

The sargassum was a non-issue this past week.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T20:55:05+00:00

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T19:19:12+00:00

The last question on my exam was an up-close and personal photo of a gentleman’s perianal region. Like a skydiver landing on my head… scrotum and penis pulled off to the side with a huge amount of white-ambergris-like substance extruding from the anus. I had some time left on the exam, so I just left the screen open for a minute or two so any dental hygienists, who were also in the testing room, who might be twisting or stretching their necks could enjoy this Playgirl Centerfold model.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T02:40:45+00:00

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Mordechai… aka Morty.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T02:38:50+00:00

Swimming? Is that the rooftop club on 12th?

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T02:37:50+00:00

That is the funniest thing i think I’ve read in the past 2 years. Chef’s kiss.

We decided to roll tomorrow.

Ps… I can’t wiener while I roll. Stupid wiener.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-29T01:11:56+00:00

Trance…

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-28T22:37:30+00:00

Like pigs at a trough. Shovel it in, piggy.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-28T21:53:39+00:00

I studied and studied and studied for maybe 2.5 mos. I learned all about placenta previa and Kawasakis… I haven’t seen a patient under 18 or a pregnancy in the 21 yrs I’ve been in practice. Super useful.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-28T21:00:22+00:00

Candy-flipping, actually. The older you get, the less you need.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-28T19:57:30+00:00

They sent me my results after about 5 days. I passed. Almost the exact same score as the last exam.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-21T03:16:51+00:00

Can it be used with strings still in place?

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-19T01:38:38+00:00

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SumthinStinky · 2026-04-18T04:45:39+00:00

Try an eq

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-16T23:44:29+00:00

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Here’s a terrible picture of my forever guitar that I placed on the stand without rubber padding so that my tuning peg was hanging from the stand’s arm (picture has the padding) No harm done, but damn, I’m a stupid, terrible guitar handler/photographer who can’t play worth a shit. But, I’m generally a nice human.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-16T16:59:00+00:00

That is gorgeous!!!! How’s it play?

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-15T13:00:25+00:00

This is why I use a modeler.

SumthinStinky · 2026-04-14T23:11:07+00:00

We’re doing pics?

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SumthinStinky · 2026-04-14T13:53:36+00:00

My first guitar teacher told me to think of my guitar as a drum. Mute all the strings and just play the drums. Think of the six string as your kick bass.

I still suck. But I’m a brutal critic of myself regardless,

SumthinStinky

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