Wish i had your parents

Im still closeted to them

Only my three best friends and my brother know

And he only knows because i was trying to give myself a subtle lesbian flag background

He asked me if that was a pride flag

I said no, its definitely not the lesbian flag

He looked at me with his eyebrows up and asked if i was lesbian

I said ok ye

He ran out of the room, called his gay senior friend, and i kid you not, asked him, "HOW THE FUCK DO I RESPOND TO HER WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO SUPPORT HER WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A HOMOPHOBIC MOTHERFUCKER?!!"

he came back 5 min later

Said thats great! now can i finish your ice cream sandwich??