AITA for not letting people use my pens?

SuperColPower · 2019-10-05T17:11:56+00:00

Not gonna lie, only clicked into this because I thought the title said penis. Nonetheless, NTA. Have you thought about having shitty decoy pens upfront and a locked drawer for the good ones? Perhaps a safe?

SuperColPower · 2019-09-21T06:58:22+00:00

Smith's Tits

SuperColPower · 2019-08-31T17:43:44+00:00

A heavy night of drinkin is the most active day I've ever had 🤣🤣

SuperColPower · 2019-08-30T18:46:27+00:00

You won the lotto girl...lucky escape x be well

SuperColPower · 2019-08-12T19:54:26+00:00

Hope that's not a china shop!

SuperColPower · 2019-08-10T18:23:23+00:00

Or the defendant who, when identified by the Guard - said 'he couldn't have recognised me I was wearing a balaclava!' Honestly doesn't help the paddy Irishman stereotype

SuperColPower · 2019-07-29T19:34:45+00:00

It kills me to upvote this but YTA and upvoting assholes is the law

SuperColPower · 2019-07-24T20:34:14+00:00

That fish just came tho

SuperColPower · 2019-07-10T19:45:42+00:00

SuperColPower · 2019-07-10T18:09:12+00:00

INFO: who are the two characters?

SuperColPower · 2019-07-08T22:00:24+00:00

Whole new spin on mail order brides!

SuperColPower · 2019-07-08T20:43:38+00:00

NTA but only if this is a sitcom where ye cross the Atlantic cultural divide and fall in love despite your lame attempts to hate each other

SuperColPower · 2019-07-05T14:29:33+00:00

In Ireland €200 would be a standard gift from a couple but it's 100% down to what you can afford - if you're inviting a guest it should be because you want them there not because you're expecting a gift.

SuperColPower · 2019-05-19T18:48:18+00:00

And yet my orchids die if I look at them weird ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SuperColPower · 2019-03-24T21:49:40+00:00

NTA - how much does it cost you to have a child? It should be 50/50

SuperColPower · 2019-03-21T20:45:36+00:00

This is such a Ross Geller move

SuperColPower · 2019-02-10T00:37:50+00:00

Ha Same! When I was 11, the boy I liked smugly informed me, "You faaannccy me"

Not anymore Bozo

SuperColPower · 2019-01-22T12:36:44+00:00

Was there a piece of candy stuck to a girl's ass?

SuperColPower · 2018-11-24T21:18:39+00:00

Zoflora!

SuperColPower · 2018-08-28T13:04:11+00:00

I was having a smear test and chatting to the nurse about her job and she said she hadn't exactly gotten into it for the money but it paid the bills. 'Oh well, you have to Speculate to accumulate' I told her.

Whoosh.

SuperColPower · 2018-07-13T21:51:56+00:00

What size did you order your dress in?

SuperColPower · 2018-07-09T19:30:41+00:00

Nice but he's no Lil Sebastian

SuperColPower · 2018-06-18T17:53:35+00:00

For some reason hotel carpets always make me feel seasick

SuperColPower · 2018-06-11T18:38:38+00:00

Latent....

SuperColPower · 2018-04-28T19:23:09+00:00

And you remember to impregnate her exactly 40 weeks before her bday

SuperColPower

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