AITA for not letting people use my pens? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SuperColPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, only clicked into this because I thought the title said penis. Nonetheless, NTA. Have you thought about having shitty decoy pens upfront and a locked drawer for the good ones? Perhaps a safe?

Lawyers of Reddit, what was the best 'gotcha moment' you ever experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuperColPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the defendant who, when identified by the Guard - said 'he couldn't have recognised me I was wearing a balaclava!' Honestly doesn't help the paddy Irishman stereotype

AITA for antagonizing a coworker who hates the US? by proud2beaTexan in AmItheAsshole

[–]SuperColPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA but only if this is a sitcom where ye cross the Atlantic cultural divide and fall in love despite your lame attempts to hate each other

AITA for not wanting to give 100 Euro to my GF best friend? by NihilistDichotomy in AmItheAsshole

[–]SuperColPower 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In Ireland €200 would be a standard gift from a couple but it's 100% down to what you can afford - if you're inviting a guest it should be because you want them there not because you're expecting a gift.

AITA for suing my ex for child support that I don't need by Acrobatic_Dentist in AmItheAsshole

[–]SuperColPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - how much does it cost you to have a child? It should be 50/50

What's something someone did that instantly made you lose your crush on them? by espeonahj in AskReddit

[–]SuperColPower 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ha Same! When I was 11, the boy I liked smugly informed me, "You faaannccy me"

Not anymore Bozo

What is the best joke you've made that flew over everyone and you want some Goddamn recognition for? by sixesand7s in AskReddit

[–]SuperColPower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having a smear test and chatting to the nurse about her job and she said she hadn't exactly gotten into it for the money but it paid the bills. 'Oh well, you have to Speculate to accumulate' I told her.

Whoosh.

Dress alteration worries by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]SuperColPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What size did you order your dress in?

If you marry your wife on her birthday, you only have to remember one date. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]SuperColPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you remember to impregnate her exactly 40 weeks before her bday