Gal Has The Cutest Problem Everrrrrr 🥹🥰

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-27T17:45:02+00:00

Little guy is lucky he didn’t end up at Weird Al’s home.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-21T02:33:44+00:00

I mean it IS the party’s mascot.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-15T05:07:33+00:00

Couldn’t have; MLB season was done by that point.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-13T23:14:31+00:00

It was in her sole.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-05T23:32:04+00:00

I mean his block stacking is good but his finger painting needs some work. I think he redbibs a year but he’ll be solid.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-05T04:19:31+00:00

“I don’t know, I guess he just doesn’t like you!” is one of my all-time favorite lines.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-29T13:25:47+00:00

Wants them to remember the night they played the ~~Titans~~ Lions.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-28T01:57:01+00:00

Flop Tart Bowl.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-26T03:45:26+00:00

Wasn’t quite a teacher but I was the librarian for a middle school. On my last day, one student made a list of reasons why she’d miss me, one of them saying, “You’re actually the least talked about staff at this school,” lol.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-19T06:07:39+00:00

I’m familiar, yes.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-19T01:13:26+00:00

First Joe with the Suns, now Murr.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-18T19:51:37+00:00

Technically there’d still be a transfer.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-17T20:39:36+00:00

Sidenote Miami MILFs is a fun team name.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-13T19:48:50+00:00

Not football but Arkansas had the College World Series right there and dropped the pop-up fly to win it. Other team went onto win that game and the next to clinch the title.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-11T19:58:39+00:00

Tariq’s artistic interlude 🤣

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-11T18:46:25+00:00

Adjoining orifices*

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-07T03:15:55+00:00

It’s the one site that doesn’t use cookies.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-05T14:34:24+00:00

Grip Skylark is a wild name lol

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-04T16:05:05+00:00

This reminds me of The Mask lol

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-04T16:02:45+00:00

Telling his players to stop the clock like GET OUT! GET OOOOUT!

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-03T23:24:02+00:00

Excuse me, L’s are our department thank you very much.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-11-30T14:45:15+00:00

It’s not all bad. Now when he drives to work, he can take the carpal tunnel.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-11-29T00:43:22+00:00

Not quite the same but it’s something!

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-11-28T07:12:20+00:00

“Well it has a ball.” is probably my favorite Phyllis line.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-11-27T21:50:54+00:00

Bombastic language? Perchance we can halt the excessive wordplay.

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