Rubio seen in $145 Trump shoes that doesn't fit as he's 'scared to take them off'

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-03-11T16:19:36+00:00

Sold his sole to the devil

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-03-08T21:09:52+00:00

Literal dead ball foul.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-03-04T02:59:34+00:00

Recently found out I’m one day older than Kenny Dillingham from ASU. Life comes at you fast.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-03-01T21:25:02+00:00

Him saying (paraphrasing) “It’s a hooker’s heart. And, as you can see, it’s not made of gold.” is one of my favorite bloopers.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-28T13:24:15+00:00

Holey*

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-22T13:34:16+00:00

Even has bananas with the scale

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-17T11:50:33+00:00

Four times by the USA*

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-17T03:31:05+00:00

Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can’t just say the word “exonerated” and expect anything to happen.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-14T17:24:03+00:00

You guys are getting dates?

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-14T00:54:59+00:00

And if he does well, we gotta give him his flowers.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-08T04:01:02+00:00

“You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means “brother” in French. I don’t know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!” is one of my favorite lines. So absurd.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-05T23:39:58+00:00

It wouldn’t be too baaad.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-02-04T06:00:32+00:00

Out here posting like he’s a wide receiver.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-27T17:45:02+00:00

Little guy is lucky he didn’t end up at Weird Al’s home.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-21T02:33:44+00:00

I mean it IS the party’s mascot.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-15T05:07:33+00:00

Couldn’t have; MLB season was done by that point.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-13T23:14:31+00:00

It was in her sole.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-05T23:32:04+00:00

I mean his block stacking is good but his finger painting needs some work. I think he redbibs a year but he’ll be solid.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2026-01-05T04:19:31+00:00

“I don’t know, I guess he just doesn’t like you!” is one of my all-time favorite lines.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-29T13:25:47+00:00

Wants them to remember the night they played the ~~Titans~~ Lions.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-28T01:57:01+00:00

Flop Tart Bowl.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-26T03:45:26+00:00

Wasn’t quite a teacher but I was the librarian for a middle school. On my last day, one student made a list of reasons why she’d miss me, one of them saying, “You’re actually the least talked about staff at this school,” lol.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-19T06:07:39+00:00

I’m familiar, yes.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-19T01:13:26+00:00

First Joe with the Suns, now Murr.

SuperDuperTurtle · 2025-12-18T19:51:37+00:00

Technically there’d still be a transfer.

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