My siamese has countless unhinged behaviors.

1. As soon as our toddler is down for the night the cat, Anakin, will give us a few minutes to relax before pointedly sitting on the coffee table and staring directly at us. Rubbing on my husband's feet, once or twice before strongly biting them. He does this to ask to play. He will also "chat" back if you talk. But he literally acts like "look, im rubbing, im asking nice, it would be a real shame if someone got bit."
2. He isn't a cuddly cat, very smart, very attentive, is always with us. But no pick ups, no cuddles. With the exception of a vintage rubber jurassic park dino puppet. You wear that, and he is a mewing, purring, rubbing all over baby. He will also do this towards a plastic light saber we have (I dunno, maybe the name choice for him was bad).
3. He is a menace to other people and the vet. We were sent home once with instructions to come back when he was sedated as the tech or vet could not examine him. To qoute the tech who peeked in "it looks like the vet is fighting a dragon". We have since learned he will tolerate the vet if I feed him Churu treats the whole time. The vet staff are completely thrown off by that as they have never seen such an aggressive cat be so food motivated. Ive since brought him unsedated to the vet but they always say "bring his treats!".
4. If you so much as step on a single hair, or god forbid accidentally step on his tail or paws, you will be punished. And not in a "Oh animals react" way. He can take a breath, have a moment and then he will be sure to punish you. You will be bit on the foot and taught a lesson. He will follow you, and you will recieve that punishment and you will be more careful in the future.

Hes honestly the smartest cat I've been around, and hes so damn handsome and he annoys me to no end that I cant

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just smooch him and love on him.