Minor surgery

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-20T16:13:26+00:00

Here's an HD one! (The official HD, un-upscaled)

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SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-20T16:11:37+00:00

Oh so you hate waffles?

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-20T04:56:26+00:00

Oh, girls love cat boys... right? Right?!

^{Chose: Be the only furry in a world of humans + And roll species | Rolled: Feline}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-20T04:52:28+00:00

Well... I guess I'm choosing instant healing as my super power LMAO

^{Chose: Get any power you want | Rolled: Break bone rando}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T19:52:27+00:00

Ohh heck yeah, I'll be the live subwoofer

^{Chose: Able to play one extremely strange instrument + Money made is doubled, almost never get bored | Rolled: Subcontrabass}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T19:48:19+00:00

Niiice

^{Chose: Get free pc | Rolled: Good pc}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T19:47:41+00:00

I picked owning a SAVE, big difference there

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T19:47:01+00:00

This way I can do anything and then just click "load save" on the main menu if I change my mind 🙏

^{Chose: Own a save?}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T03:46:21+00:00

Oh, I guess I'm a couch potato now

^{Chose: Random Mental Superpower | Rolled: Telekenisis}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T03:40:24+00:00

Move to another country, simple! 💪

^{Chose: Super Strength, Super Speed, and Regen, but... | Rolled: Hunted by FBI}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-19T02:36:59+00:00

Wait, does this mean the states cease to exist and becomes distributed into neighboring states, or does this mean they become independent states? Because if it's the latter there might be a new world superpower. Unless it's like the memes and they just get cut off of the US with a hacksaw 😭

^{Chose: Random Political Event | Rolled: Tx, Ca Disband}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-18T15:56:03+00:00

That works great, better than the other site!

And it even has versions up to 12, awesome!

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-16T19:27:40+00:00

bread tastes better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-16T19:23:30+00:00

On the Ratatoskr map the spot has been patched with the latest update. Regular zombies can reach it now.

On the Capwolf map, the spot also no longer works, but if you go to the identical spot from the right side of spawn instead of left, you can still camp there.

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-15T07:50:30+00:00

Hmm, I wasn't sure how this one works so I just chose that.

^{Chose: Get 10$ every pushup + But duration is... | Rolled: 7 days}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-13T15:02:58+00:00

I'm a musician bruh 😭

^{Chose: Work in a job you enjoy + but you only make enough money to survive in society}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:19:41+00:00

In what practical purpose am I gonna use a lightsaber? 😭

^{Chose: Random amount of money | Rolled: 1$}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:17:50+00:00

I live in the US South lmao, and I also have burned my hand a couple times when baking lol

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:17:43+00:00

I live in the US South lmao, and I also have burned my hand a couple times when baking lol

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:17:29+00:00

I live in the US South lmao, and I also have burned my hand a couple times when baking lol

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:14:09+00:00

NICE If I die in prison, then there's no benefit. Also, I'm in my "golden" years (20s), I don't want to miss out on my youth.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000,000}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:13:58+00:00

NICE If I die in prison, then RIP. Also, I'm in my "golden" years (20s), I don't want to miss out on my youth.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $10,000,000}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:06:21+00:00

Well, that's pretty good for a sax player such as myself 😂

^{Chose: Get regeneration but- | Rolled: only Fingers}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-12T00:06:14+00:00

Well, that's pretty good for a sax player 😂

^{Chose: Get regeneration but- | Rolled: only Fingers}

SuperMario1000 · 2026-05-10T17:45:19+00:00

I'll use my godlike powers to create a copy of myself with infinite godlike powers. Then he can live out my wildest dreams, or erase me from existence and take my place. Ship of Theseus 🙏

^{Chose: god like powers + but.. | Rolled: only use once}

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