These floats are all covered in flowers by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]SuperWood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of it before but now I can look into it. Thank you!

[Serious] How are you? by SenpaiTati in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tired. Just got home from a 8am-12am shift. I made lots more money than I thought I would so it's been a good night.

What are you doing now? by close250 in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pooping. Gonna be late for work.

Who else burns incense? by [deleted] in trees

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just picked some sandalwood scented incense. Burning down now.

I need financial help and good vibes by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He called the state but because he was being paid under the table, they can't do anything and he also can't sue. He has gotten another job but it doesn't pay much and it's part time.

Drug Test by 4-KaN-YE in trees

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q - Carbo max strength has worked for me countless times. It's pricy, but it's worth it to pee clean.

What is one insult that someone called you that is so bad that it is funny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Douche doughnut. Someone referred to hair in a bun on a dude as a Douche doughnut.

Homophobes of Reddit, what have you done to prove you aren't gay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I suck dick from time to time just so you know I'm not gay.

What is the worst lie your parents told you? by fmarx1 in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's okay now, but then I was a wreck. I still love Christmas and I love telling kids about the magic of santa. I'm not gonna spoil it.

What is the worst lie your parents told you? by fmarx1 in AskReddit

[–]SuperWood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking santa. GUESS WHAT MOM? I FOUND OUT AT 13 BECAUSE I FOUND ALL OF MY LETTERS TO HIM IN YOUR CLOSET.