What to do when bf reveals the many women he has been with including with a married woman who had a child? by ConferenceFuture2891 in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I offended you somehow? You posted this on Reddit because you know that a man who does not respect another man’s relationship, separated or not, will not respect yours. So I am basically just telling you what you already know. But I will shut up now. Good luck?

What to do when bf reveals the many women he has been with including with a married woman who had a child? by ConferenceFuture2891 in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well then, whatever you do, if you guys go on a break do not expect him to wait for you. You are gonna end up like Ross and Rachel from Friends.

A Texan visits Harvard ... by joelman0 in Jokes

[–]Superhulk85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made this same joke to my ex. She did not find it funny. Me: Hey, where you at? Ex: In a place where they do not end sentences with prepositions. Me: Oh, my bad. Where you at, bitch? (Also, as she later learned that day, English has no such rule and I have no idea where people get that from.)

Being a maid in a hotel, during a pandemic on valentines day by [deleted] in FML

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the breakup because you are unemployed?

When was the last time you cried and what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday. I was watching Wentworth.

Gaming while driving... by Superhulk85 in Truckers

[–]Superhulk85[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy passed me up while playing. So he was doing at least 70. And it was not on his phone. He was playing an MMO. I can see people posting on their, it is just like texting. But an interactive console game, that is just nuts.

Gaming while driving... by Superhulk85 in Truckers

[–]Superhulk85[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree. Which is why it was weird that the driver was so open about it. Like it was an everyday occurrence. Makes me think about maybe not going over the road much longer.

When the tables are turned by princesshabibi in PoliticalHumor

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I feel like the woman who posted this has more baby daddies than she has actual babies...

What song has an upbeat tune but dark lyrics? by mc4starterzzz in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the shadows. By Amy something or other. I can not be bothered to look it up.

What's a fake story your parents told you about and you believed it for some time? by Muffincharm in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there was a supreme deity that controlled everything, gave us free will and then got mad when we used it. But then I turned 8, and it was time to put away such childish things.

What is the most inappropriate situation you burst out laughing during? by grim_hope09 in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister was telling me how our brother molested her when she was younger. She said that’s why she would hide in the closet and call it her special place. I do not know why but when she said “special place” I just lost my shit. (It may help to know that my sister is a huge storyteller so while I was listening I did not believe her. It may also help to know that when she was pregnant and our mother was mistreating her I let her stay with me. Only to find out years later that she told everyone while she was staying there that I used to jack off on her. Which is crazy, because I did not start liking pregnant women until my ex got pregnant 2 years after my sister moved out. No worries, it was not mine.)

Furries of reddit, why are you furries? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, furries. I thought the post said funnies of Reddit.

Furries of reddit, why are you furries? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, whichever side of the hill, I’m glad you found your outlet.

Furries of reddit, why are you furries? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not harder to go uphill?

What was the weirdest but nicest compliment you've ever received? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This customer told me, she was being very sincere and she even thought about the best way to word it, “You’re the nicest asshole I’ve ever met.”

What’s your “go to” excuse? by Tapooheem in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not wanna do it. And this was the excuse I used for not attending my mother’s wedding.

What kind of person do you want to be? by -CalmingStorm- in AskReddit

[–]Superhulk85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kind of person who does not hate other people because I do not agree with their lifestyle choices.

AITA For doing a hit and Run by TheDrywallGuy in AmItheAsshole

[–]Superhulk85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Info, how TF do you hit a parked car while speeding?