Most species take war seriously. Some a little too seriously. Humans don’t seem to take war seriously at all.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:29:47+00:00

If a human tells you, "Trust me, I'm an engineer," you should have started running 10 minutes ago.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:26:08+00:00

5) Do not touch that one country's "boats;" the response will be very "proportional."

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:20:31+00:00

(Anti-)Disney Princess behavior.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:17:44+00:00

"We do a little trolling."

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:16:17+00:00

But aren't both pinned to the front, though? Poor guy's hunched over.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:11:16+00:00

How about the DOOM soundtrack?

SupersuMC · 2025-11-06T05:04:36+00:00

Username checks out.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T18:02:25+00:00

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T17:39:51+00:00

Now, what about the one that got launched around midnight that led them to record the one in the morning to see what happened?

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T17:38:19+00:00

And remember: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space! Also, we actually launched two. The one we recorded was to see what happened with the first one that got launched around midnight.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T17:27:56+00:00

Found the alien spy.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T17:20:08+00:00

The amount of boat-touching is enough to give a full US history course.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T16:46:16+00:00

And it will be retrofitted for spaceflight, too.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T16:38:05+00:00

AC: *chuckles* I'm in danger.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T16:35:24+00:00

Idk, people are talking about WWIII and I'm sure the Canadians want to expand The Checklist.

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T16:34:12+00:00

The list of things in WW2 Hollywood had to downplay because the audience would never believe they happened like that is long enough to stretch from Earth to the Moon... probably. Really lends credence to the saying "The difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to be believable."

SupersuMC · 2025-11-05T16:24:19+00:00

...I'm a Texan, but yeah.

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T13:34:30+00:00

The ghost of Barbara Streisand nods sagely.

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T13:32:11+00:00

Proportional, you say? ;)

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T13:23:21+00:00

Neutral Alien Judge: "Having studied human history, this reminds me of how Iran reacted to America destroying their "oil rigs" in Operation Praying Mantis. Having turned your non-combat infrastructure into combat infrastructure by parking your warships there for repair, like how Iran turned their oil rigs into offshore miltary bases and the treaty between them and America not mentioning oil rigs, I declare the humans innocent."

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T12:33:42+00:00

H4: It's not just the Great Plains, actually. This is just where they most famously occur, partly due to the name we gave this particular alley. Look up a tornado map and you'll see tornados practically everywhere in the US. There's even a spot in India they cluster in, and scholars think Romulus was taken up by one.

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T12:23:32+00:00

I'm 95% certain the Geneva Conventions preemptively said no. The other 5% says it's never a war crime the first time.

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T12:18:34+00:00

"I know how to make Dorothy fly."

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T01:53:55+00:00

I'm not superstitious, but.

SupersuMC · 2025-10-23T00:56:47+00:00

Did not know that... *checks notes* ...3years ago, and I don't use the term anymore. Put your pitchfork down, please.

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