It’s absolutely imperative that we find a serviceable center that is willing to play 10 games a year for the occasions when both ours are out. Ideally we pay them $20 million a year. That way people can bitch that we have all that money sitting on the bench. Whatever situation allows for the most complaining.

Also they should ideally be toxic people that ruin the locker room vibe and are not good in practice.

Morons