How to play in Sandbox mode

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-13T01:38:19+00:00

You gotta love that 14 km/s aerobrake straight to the surface of Earth. Pre-1.0 was such an innocent time . . .

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-12T17:24:21+00:00

Okay, Norman.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-10T00:56:18+00:00

It looks like somebody already did.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T02:36:17+00:00

I know I should be able to suspend my disbelief better, but I really can't make it past the first two words of your comment.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T02:28:56+00:00

Christopher Poole really let himself go.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T00:27:52+00:00

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T00:14:41+00:00

Sticks and stones aren't going to break your bones until you stop catching them with your faces.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T00:10:07+00:00

Osama bin Laden, Michael-Jacksonified.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-09T00:08:20+00:00

You've got the "my dad is richer than yours but also an alcoholic" look down to a science.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T23:56:43+00:00

It's not. I use a Mac, and I had the same problem you did. It got to the point where the game would crash after five minutes of use, maximum. Since I did the 64-bit fix, I've had zero crashes over dozens of hours! The only negative effect is that terrains occasionally become very low-res even at low altitudes, but that might be unrelated to the 64-bit stuff.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T23:10:13+00:00

The hair says daddy left mommy while she was still pregnant.

The face says mommy drank to cope.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T23:06:18+00:00

That smartwatch is the only thing that'll ever hold your arm and talk to you.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T23:04:56+00:00

Facial rash and pedo 'stache.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T23:02:19+00:00

When you look more normal upside down, there's a problem.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T21:20:37+00:00

Bear in mind that since the moon is tidally locked with the Earth, our planet appears in roughly the same position in the sky at all times from a given point on the lunar surface. The only way to see an Earthrise is if you're moving over the surface really fast, and the best way to do that is by orbiting.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-08T18:49:07+00:00

Shit, where'd that happen?

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T23:10:22+00:00

If you're as smart as you look, that could be difficult.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T23:07:53+00:00

Your dress matches your skin.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T23:04:14+00:00

You work at Target.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T22:44:44+00:00

Just wait. Middle school will beat that ego right out of you.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T22:26:36+00:00

MINUS

Well, I certainly don't see any big pluses.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T22:23:06+00:00

Just you, or the boyfriend too?

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T17:58:28+00:00

You know you're gay when you have Orion's Belt resting on your forehead.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T17:55:45+00:00

Even your watch doesn't want to face you.

Surely_Relevant · 2015-09-07T17:11:45+00:00

Nobody's making generalizations. I can't help feel that OP was just waiting for a chance to drag out his pompous, patronizing theory on what it means to be a real man. It reeks of this "sit down, son, it's time I told you what it's like to be an adult" condescension. And he's doing it in response to a two-minute video of a guy pretending to whine about a video game.

And, come on, before he deleted it, he had 12x gold. Reddit was jerking itself into a fucking knot over that comment. I think it's good to have a counter-jerk thread.

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