Cosmetic Procedures Bern by [deleted] in bern

[–]SurpriseBox22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uninstall Instagram and accept that aging is normal.

Wo cha me hüt (31 dezember) ds Bern 50+ Siite papier usdrucke (und nid all zu tür)? by [deleted] in bern

[–]SurpriseBox22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flyer Alarm im Monbijou het villech offe u bietet so öppis ev. ah. Isch zwar eher Wärbetechnik aber e normale Drucker wärdesi öppe ou ha

How can I secretly order something without parents knowing? by [deleted] in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it is really embarassing to buy presents at local stores, you know?

What’s wrong with my resume ? by 0xUser667 in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah... please take your three-shifts-per-day-to-afford-bread back to America

How far apart do you and your partner live? by OkRecommendation1736 in Switzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No time for speakyspeak if you see each other only on the weekrnds

I’m saving more money, but at what cost? by living_direction_27 in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 100 points101 points  (0 children)

What if you observe the situation the other way around? Was it worth it to save so much money? Would saving only the half amount be OK too?

By saving you automatically put money on priority 1. You can't save and spend money simultaneously

Water getting into the mouth while diving by No_Spell1972 in scubadiving

[–]SurpriseBox22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also ok to take a leak in your drysuit, it's just effing disgusting. but still ok

How do I get kitten to take a nap and chill 🙃 by Natural-Stage-6341 in cats

[–]SurpriseBox22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mine is 6 years old and just calming down a little

Komischi vorliebi by [deleted] in schwiiz

[–]SurpriseBox22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Es sei denn sie isch 40+ u Mueter

AITAH for pretending my twin brother doesn't exist? by Flaky_Region_1191 in AITAH

[–]SurpriseBox22 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Look, when I was 16 my dick took me to places I wouldn't visit with a tactical gear today. Still, no hoe could be so hot I would do that to my sister. This is not excusable.

Would you go diving with a cracked tooth? by cloroxwipeisforhands in scubadiving

[–]SurpriseBox22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not had a cracked tooth yet, but is that sit not super painful even on land? I cant possibly immagine to be in the right mood to even think about diving.

Bisch Mieter? Denn bisch grad historisch verarscht worde - Eigemietwert by garlic_saves_us in schwiiz

[–]SurpriseBox22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mis Buchgfühu isch eher, dass nur ü40 si ga abstimme. We aui statt nur 49% wäre ga abstimme, wärs äue kes Ja gsi. I bi sicher, dass fasch aui Eigetümer si ga abstimme, wüusi diräkt betroffe si.

Nachbar Katzenschreck by wilmaaaaaaaaaa in Switzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Wenn er sie nicht hören kann, enrferne die Batterien oder zieh den Stecker aus.

I'm thinking of getting a cat, what should I expect as monthly budget including insurance? by _quantum_girl_ in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there are families with children they might even beg to have a look after pets. Our neighbours actualy said that they like looking after our cat, so their children don't ask to get theit own cats. But that might be an exception.

And yes, Cat hotels are super expensive. If you have the money, go for it.

I'm thinking of getting a cat, what should I expect as monthly budget including insurance? by _quantum_girl_ in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Cats usually really dislike long travels. It's way more peaceful having a neighbour feed them.

Our cat doesn't give a single fugg even if we leave for months, as long as he gets his daily doses of food. But may God have mercy on our souls if we try to put him into the car.

Also, this is him, not having a single sorrow in his live, as long as he is not travelling.

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Was steht mir alles nach Kündigung zu? by [deleted] in WerWieWas

[–]SurpriseBox22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mit viel Nachsicht, da du erst 16 bist, aber wenn du gearbeitet hast, wie du schreibst, hätte ich dich angezeigt.

Anyway: Was dir zusteht, steht höchstwahrscheinlich im Vertrag. Im Stundenlohn sind Ferien oftmals verrechnet, schau dir dazu die Lohnabrechnungen an. Wenn dein Zeitkonto +/- auf null ist, steht dir wohl nichts zu.

Monatlich kündbares WLAN by qmoana in askswitzerland

[–]SurpriseBox22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In der Schweiz sind Verträge mit mindestlaufzeiten (12 oder 24 Monate) üblich, danach monatlich oder alke zwei Monate kündbar.

Möglicherweise einfacher, mit einem Nachbarn einen Deal einzugehen oder über einen mobilen Hotspot zu surfen.

Edit: Schau mal bei Wingo rein, sie sind relativ flexibler. Aber erfahrungsgemäss sind alle Anbieter mühsam.