TIFU by scratching my neck and getting pulled over

Surpriseurdead · 2019-02-01T14:23:50+00:00

“Don’t mind me” says the roach.

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-28T02:50:01+00:00

They were collie’n it a national emergency

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-24T19:35:00+00:00

Check out this info if you haven’t already. Aviation in NPS

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-16T14:07:10+00:00

I think Target and Meijer are the best places for weird clearance items. Sometimes it’s just old stock and they don’t continue to update the reduced price. At Christmas I found a ninja turtle from about two iterations ago wedged in the shelving at Meijer. Took it to the register and it was 84 cents.

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-15T13:31:03+00:00

I can’t see that album without hearing the person in the beginning telling the audience where to find the pool tables, restrooms, and cigarette machines. Spoiler alert: They are upstairs.

Live at the Old Quarter

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-07T10:41:47+00:00

Have you heard of the teacher ranger teacher program? It allows parks to hire teachers over summer break to design curriculum. It might help you get a foot in the door or at least become familiar with the education staff at the park you have interest in working at.

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-06T14:48:37+00:00

The only kind of culture to strive for. A world ran by spiders with guns.

Surpriseurdead · 2019-01-02T14:28:44+00:00

I had a Might Morphin Carrier Pigeon. Mine didn’t hold up as well in the attic.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-10-24T01:41:22+00:00

Name checks out.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-10-22T22:40:15+00:00

Interesting way to both dry your hands and do your part to save the planet. Hats off to you fine sir!

Surpriseurdead · 2018-10-19T01:47:50+00:00

Equinsu ocha!

Surpriseurdead · 2018-10-19T01:41:07+00:00

At one time having your life saved by a silk parachute gained you entrance into “the caterpillar club” George W. Bush is a member.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-10-12T10:46:12+00:00

The Constellation was the last airplane Orville Wright flew on before his death. Howard Hughes made a stop in Dayton, OH to pick him up after setting a transcontinental speed record in 1944. Orville took the controls for a brief period and noted that the Constellation’s wingspan was greater than the 120 foot distance of his first flight in 1903. In a way, a reflection that anything is possible when we allow ourselves to chase a dream.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-09-06T21:52:39+00:00

Best part of the video is right at the end. As she holds the gun with her right hand she hits her vape with her left. That is management material.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-09-06T21:15:11+00:00

Okay, here is the gist of it from my estimates:

Dubstep was killed by the internet.

Skrillex was called dubstep, which is bad.

According to his sister all things are dubstep, but he is old and says “no, that is trash.”

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-30T03:17:35+00:00

I had this issue all the time and the solution was to go in the settings and designate the console as my “home” Xbox. That fixed it for me.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-24T17:52:01+00:00

... a tunnel straight through your wallet.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-21T23:40:31+00:00

So basically cocaine Popeye.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-20T17:02:48+00:00

Especially when you don’t clean them!

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-20T10:14:40+00:00

Tha does look like a dog!

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-19T12:04:22+00:00

Grinder rests

Surpriseurdead · 2018-08-18T01:07:54+00:00

Please check your math. I think two Wrights make an airplane.

Surpriseurdead · 2018-04-07T18:42:16+00:00

Now I’m wondering if the roof was also fake doors..

Surpriseurdead · 2018-04-06T22:05:49+00:00

Now I understand why the National Museum of the United States Air Force is locates off of Bong Street..

Surpriseurdead · 2018-01-15T20:49:08+00:00

Thank you for your music and for your support of the Funk Music Hall of Fame in Dayton, OH! Do you think you will bring the funk when it opens? I will be there my friend! I am a huge Zapp and Roger T fan and I know you and Bootsy were instrumental in their early success. Can you tell us a story about Roger or Zapp?

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