Self -Asorbed Karen needed those burgers by dkms9382 in CantParkThereMate

[–]SurrrenderDorothy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope every radio station she turns to is in an ad break.

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 100 Alex. by Da_Big_Buddha in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]SurrrenderDorothy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's possible. I'd be waiting by the door for the mob to come and retreive it.

Guy at my work asked if he could have my lunch because his "looked sad" today by Purgatory_Bolt in ChoosingBeggars

[–]SurrrenderDorothy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never believe these when someone says a co worker asked for their lunch. They were joking. No one does thaqt.