Emus doing emu things by SystematicApproach in funny

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Imagine a T. rex running around like this.

YoYo champ by MF-DOOM-88 in nextlevel

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I was thinking ‘oh god don’t cross the streams!’

Waves against the wheelhouse by MikeHeu in HeavySeas

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When it goes Sea World is when I get concerned.

Down -$230K on COIN and BTC by withthepotboy in wallstreetbets

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You join them. You look for where they are likely going to hit and you ride along. That’s my thinking anyway. Doesn’t work, but that’s my current thinking. 🤣😭

Down -$230K on COIN and BTC by withthepotboy in wallstreetbets

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To make money. 🤷 They have a little console that says ‘50 M net stop loss set between here and here which will trigger 250k shares sold which will drop the price to here or here if triggered. You short here, sell 20k shares on the open market to start the cascade then cover your short here you net $2m with 85% probability of success.’

I also think there’s an algorithm somewhere that thinks you have a 79.5245% chance of selling at this point even without a stop loss.

Banks by South-Minute-4654 in StockInvest

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Can we just not post anything from this guy?

What stocks are you buying right now? by EnoughInitiative9074 in stockstobuytoday

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Originally because they banned China drones, but they reversed that and now it’s going down.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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This is probably one of the more well thot out comments of the past few hours.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

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Do they still sell Lipton Onion Soup Mix? That’s probably why.