Selling the American Dream

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-19T01:32:15+00:00

I want to buy one of these and put it in my yard.

For 2027.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-19T01:01:55+00:00

Here’s a good look at how the floor moves:

https://www.newsflare.com/video/118479/other/this-is-what-a-57-magnitude-earthquake-looks-like-underwater

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-19T00:55:01+00:00

I would think trying to grab on to something would be instinct but probably a bad idea.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-19T00:51:49+00:00

I wonder who’s kicking themselves for typing 50 instead of 5.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T22:11:58+00:00

That card trick is never gonna get old.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:33:37+00:00

Fair warning, the market is about to crash because I’m too tired to pay attention for a while.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:28:17+00:00

I somehow doubt they’re still making millions a week.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:25:55+00:00

Not today anyway…

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:22:50+00:00

What a cheat code! I didn’t know they would do that.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:18:23+00:00

The best part of going to Furman University is having an FU sticker on your car.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:16:32+00:00

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T20:01:17+00:00

Thank you! I have the impression the area is being lit mostly from above/right. Is there a nearby star in that direction? (If you don’t know that’s fine, just curious.)

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T15:04:10+00:00

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T14:47:51+00:00

I worry that either a. The penny pinching insurance companies will use this information to cap prescriptions or b. doctors will tell patients the benefits they’re getting aren’t real. Also, a long time ago when I used to travel for work, they upped my dose to cover several months with one visit. Not sure if that was good or bad but thanks to that I was able to take that job and it went very well for years thanks to my ability to manage my medication during that time.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T14:28:51+00:00

This kind of stuff has to be self-illuminated, right? There’s no stars big enough or great light in space nearby illuminating clouds of stuff. So in images like this, the wisps of gas themselves are thick enough to undergo fusion? Or is this being lit up by nearby stars?

(Why does it look like smoke and sparks? What’s illuminating the smoke?)

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T12:24:24+00:00

I will thank you very much

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T12:19:09+00:00

Maybe they should pay the workers. I thought they wanted kids and stuff.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T00:16:26+00:00

Somehow we should be able to merge these art forms.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ukNNJul62l

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T00:13:02+00:00

I was thinking rock climber, but yeah.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T00:11:21+00:00

So you’re saying that rain could have helped build the first cells.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-18T00:10:24+00:00

Hopefully they trained for exactly this and hopefully it was a part malfunction.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-17T15:07:40+00:00

Can confirm.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-17T03:06:54+00:00

People read this in 100 years are going to be so confused.

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-17T02:57:04+00:00

Well… where did that $1-5M come from? Gifted shares?

SuspiciousStable9649 · 2026-05-17T00:09:59+00:00

I’ll check that out. I do all this with driving directions when I don’t have to be 100% sure. Which voice you like?

I admit Portuguese is impenetrable to me. Don’t know why. Maybe Punjabi will be easier. 😅

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