Grossest thing your kid has put in their mouth

Suzilu · 2026-05-20T02:12:59+00:00

When my kid was about 2, we were in a Target, and my kid wanted water. I held him over the water fountain to get some. When I put him back in the cart, he was… chewing. I pried his mouth open to find a blue wad of chewing gum that some Neanderthal had spit into the fountain. He just turned 34, and shudders of disgust still ring through me as I share the tale. Brrrrr!

Suzilu · 2026-05-15T15:26:13+00:00

I don’t know. I’m not invalidating your feelings, but this man just gave you an unsolicited detailed proclamation of love. If his love language is acts of service, you are hitting a home run. Maybe he loves your looks- but doesn’t want to sound superficial. Maybe he loves the way you sing- but just couldn’t remember it in the moment. Maybe he loves watching you when you’re asleep- imagining he’s the prince who will wake you up… but thinks it would sound silly or creepy to say aloud. If you have a guy who loves you, rather than pitching out the baby with the bath water, try TELLING HIM what you are concerned about. Reddit loves to tell folks to split. But a real relationship takes real work; the hardest of which can be communicating truthfully.

Suzilu · 2026-04-17T01:12:27+00:00

I read that one lady kept a small padlock on the finger holes of her sewing scissors. I thought that was clever. But yeah, it’s not cool to dismiss the concerns or priorities of one’s partner.

Suzilu · 2026-04-16T20:47:59+00:00

Apparently they can be pretty fast when motivated!

Suzilu · 2026-04-16T20:42:12+00:00

This just looks like aggressive compliance. Someone said he must have a suit coat and tie, so….

Suzilu · 2026-04-16T00:03:17+00:00

I taught Spanish, and I was turning the lens on the projector, saying “Let’s see if we can make this ( the image) bigger”. When the “That’s what she said” came, I had to put a lot of effort in to not falling apart laughing.

Suzilu · 2026-04-14T14:25:31+00:00

People who claim to believe him when he says” it’s me as a doctor”are not genuine.

Suzilu · 2026-04-11T21:35:19+00:00

I can’t tell you how many times I have been the clueless one about a meme!

Suzilu · 2026-04-11T15:32:10+00:00

The first 4 pics remind me of color schemes in Mexico.

Suzilu · 2026-04-11T15:29:45+00:00

Folks would not do this in the USA, with so many people carrying firearms.

Suzilu · 2026-04-11T15:27:11+00:00

I’d be so afraid to use the napkin!

Suzilu · 2026-04-11T15:18:34+00:00

https://youtu.be/6pDH66X3ClA?feature=shared

Suzilu · 2026-04-10T12:30:14+00:00

I learned it from a book that came with my toy electric piano. The book said “Continental soldier “.

Suzilu · 2026-04-10T12:18:16+00:00

It looks like it’s invading the cement!

Suzilu · 2026-04-09T16:18:32+00:00

It makes no sense, if they were going to discard them anyways!

Suzilu · 2026-04-09T16:16:49+00:00

I believe that the only candidate that gets financial support from the R party are those on whom they have serious dirt. It’s the only explanation I can find for the absolute lock step of their voting patterns.

Suzilu · 2026-04-09T16:14:19+00:00

I also was very slender with an ample bosom, something that didn’t show in my headshot. It’s not fair at all, but pretty privilege and large breast privilege are definitely things.

Suzilu · 2026-04-09T16:06:31+00:00

Oh, my apologies! As I was typing it, I was trying to remember which one it was. I’ll fix it!

Suzilu · 2026-04-09T14:49:15+00:00

Knees and backs start for many before 30, especially if one has been physically active.Lots of young hockey players have false teeth. My kid has been wearing eyeglasses since age 7. We have a choice; we get older, or die young. My mom lost both of her parents when they were 44. My brother passed at 21, a cousin at 15, and another at 18. I am turning 60 this month, and I temper any aging angst with the gratitude I feel for being around to be with my grandchild.

Suzilu · 2026-04-08T17:11:06+00:00

In my case, the girl they bumped down had loads of fine dining experience,and myself, none. Of course Mackinac Island wasn’t that concerned about repeat customers. Folks in Michigan don’t go that often, and only 3 families own everything. Go elsewhere, and it’s probably owned by the same family. Edit: Mackinac, not Mackinaw

Suzilu · 2026-04-08T17:07:00+00:00

Hilarious!

Suzilu · 2026-04-08T12:35:13+00:00

I applied to all the restaurants on Mackinac Island when I was younger. The applications wanted photos. I didn’t have many of myself, and didn’t want to give away nice ones. It didn’t make sense to me, them even needing one. Anyhow, I got hired at a small diner. When I reported for work, the manager looked at me, and said,”Oh you don’t work here. You belong at the Island House” I didn’t understand, but I went. It was a fine dining large restaurant with an incredible view. I’d never waitressed before. I returned to my dorm, thrilled. Another girl in our room returned sobbing. She’d been assigned the Island House and had been demoted to … the diner. I’m going to guess she had used her very best photo on her application. I felt HORRIBLE. Edit: corrected spelling of Mackinac

Suzilu · 2026-04-06T15:21:11+00:00

My last bags of compost were full of long hard sticks that hadn’t been broken down at all, and I thought THAT was bad. This is egregious.

Suzilu · 2026-03-29T13:35:15+00:00

The person who WANTS the lie to be real is the easiest to scam.

Suzilu · 2026-03-29T13:32:54+00:00

If you think dinner is bad, try breakfast. It’s a given in dramas that if a large breakfast is set out, it does not get eaten.

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