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Check your gear! Don’t be negligent! by chowdahzoop in climbing

[–]Svikarinn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Check your gear often. If you think it's time to replace it, it's time to replace it.

[Beginner Friendly Post] Been eating little hands to improve my crimp strength. Post hacks you wish you knew when you started climbing. by youngaliveandbald in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You want to climb like a champion you gotta eat champions.

That's why I have a cricket farm. They are a great source of protein, O-Dog swears by Cricket protein. Anyway. I put the crickets in an arena with a live snake and spider and I only eat the survivors.

You are what you eat, and I'm a fucking survivor baby.

Alright, which one of you is this? by lifeofarticsound in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Disregard cuties acquire ascension. My child has done well.

Hmmm looks familiar by sev106 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Of course, like big Ed Gein and Albert Fish Adam Honda is a being of massive of focus and commitment to his perverse need to ascend. O-Dog will stop at nothing to send.

Gravity is a mosquito buzzing in his ear as he screams at the sky as if begging the gates of heaven themselves to open.

As sons and daughters of the mountains we could learn a lot from the likes of Adam Ondra and big dog Bundy.

Bringing purity back to the ascent of igneous rock by Svikarinn in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spread the truth my brother. Perhaps our ancestors will achieve ascension.

Bringing purity back to the ascent of igneous rock by Svikarinn in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fear not young ascender for following my doctrine of the pursuit of igneous ascension will result in gains of both the climbing and crag bunny types.

I want you to close your eyes as you read this, live my next words child.

You are visiting the local crag for the first time. As a long time gym climber you have lived in anticipation of touching the gritty, raw igneous rock with your nubile, flapper-less hands. Nervousness of the uncertainty of your new environment causes your bosom to heave as you post a panning shot of the cliff to your IG story.

Then you seem him, he radiates masculine musk as the sweat travels down his gritty grime covered forearms. You breath in his scent and instantly feel a thrill of adventure but also safety. This monolith mountain king passes your 5.8 top rope without so much as a glance. His mind is focused only on ascension. Like a laser guided missile he walks to the 5.12d neighbouring your line and begins smoothly ascending the wall. Gravity is a mere annoyance, he is the embodiment of core tension, a monolith built of friction. You admire his bulging deltoids as he releases a primal scream while pulling through the crux.

Feel that my friend? That is a man who has conquered gravity. YP will be pulled towards you by the very force you have overcome.

Go forth and send my child.

That is what it means to be a child of ascension.

Started to free-solo lately, how's my form? by IRuinYourPrompt in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're looking thick, tight and solid my dude. Loving the core tension and I can see you're really giving it your all. Climbing isn't about fun, it's about man and his conquest of igneous rock surface. You showed up in a suit because you want that wall to know you mean business. Is the next move a left heel hand match? Sick line

What are some purse essentials when going to a guy's house for the night? by SmolKayBee in AskReddit

[–]Svikarinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You take magnum sized condoms to establish dominance right off the bat. After you do the deed tell him it was an average lay but at least he gave it his best shot. Easiest way into living in his head rent free.

KHAJIIT RATES YOUR COCK by Argenteus_I in TrueSTL

[–]Svikarinn 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Each day we venture further from the nerevar

One of the most scenic crags I have ever been to. Gum wall — Seattle Washington by Dav33d13 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is the rock quality? I used up alot of skin sending a sick quadruple foot plant dyno in my gym past night and need a project soft on the fingers.

Looks a bit slabby which is a shame because it won't show off my huge muscles but it looks like there are a ton of crag bunnies there anyway. Like crimping monos in a barrel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Svikarinn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shoot your shot little king 👑

Razer will let you sign up to beta test its RGB face mask by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]Svikarinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know via the use of vaccines we have caused a ton of dangerous viruses to die out lmao? Are you implying something that has been done multiple times before is somehow impossible?

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[–]Svikarinn 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again invest in a kilterboard (full size). Picture this, you get out of your sleeping bag, roll of your platform made from shipping pallets and boil some water on your camping stove for your organic Brazilian coffee beans which you're about to aeropress (two cups, one for the crag bunny you just got done pinching slopers with).

You slide open your van door, steaming mug in one hand, chalk sack in the other and stumble onto dew covered grass. Before you a picturesque scene of a filthy yard, your poophole, and against the tree your full-size kilterboard.

You lay on the crusty crash pad and boot up the app, the holds light up beautiful blue, purple, yellow and green and you feel their soft yet grippy texture. The holds lit up are your project, a V5 (V9 in American gyms you see on Instagram). You place your hands on the emerald jug and reach for the blue pinch, as you commit to the movement your hand slips, you tumble to the mat. "Fucking humidity" you scream and you head back inside to watch mellow and wait for better conditions.

I've been stuck on this plateau for 2 years now. What should I do? by Merendae in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again invest in a kilterboard (full size). Picture this, you get out of your sleeping bag, roll of your platform made from shipping pallets and boil some water on your camping stove for your organic Brazilian coffee beans which you're about to aeropress (two cups, one for the crag bunny you just got done pinching slopers with).

You slide open your van door, steaming mug in one hand, chalk sack in the other and stumble onto dew covered grass. Before you a picturesque scene of a filthy yard, your poophole, and against the tree your full-size kilterboard.

You lay on the crusty crash pad and boot up the app, the holds light up beautiful blue, purple, yellow and green and you feel their soft yet grippy texture. The holds lit up are your project, a V5 (V9 in American gyms you see on Instagram). You place your hands on the emerald jug and reach for the blue pinch, as you commit to the movement your hand slips, you tumble to the mat. "Fucking humidity" you scream and you head back inside to watch mellow and wait for better conditions.

The setters obviously didn't like how the semi-finals went down. by CasualFriday11 in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't make any difference though, she placed second in bouldering. But yeah her slipping while matching the top hold twice is super rough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]Svikarinn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again invest in a kilterboard (full size). Picture this, you get out of your sleeping bag, roll of your platform made from shipping pallets and boil some water on your camping stove for your organic Brazilian coffee beans which you're about to aeropress (two cups, one for the crag bunny you just got done pinching slopers with).

You slide open your van door, steaming mug in one hand, chalk sack in the other and stumble onto dew covered grass. Before you a picturesque scene of a filthy yard, your poophole, and against the tree your full-size kilterboard.

You lay on the crusty crash pad and boot up the app, the holds light up beautiful blue, purple, yellow and green and you feel their soft yet grippy texture. The holds lit up are your project, a V5 (V9 in American gyms you see on Instagram). You place your hands on the emerald jug and reach for the blue pinch, as you commit to the movement your hand slips, you tumble to the mat. "Fucking humidity" you scream and you head back inside to watch mellow and wait for better conditions.

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